what's been up your ass?
What's been up your ass?
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I shoved that same thing up my ass when I was like 8 years old. it hooked onto a bone and got stuck but I somehow got it out.
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When I pulled it out there was shit stuck in the little hole at the end.
My moms dildo, I was a curious 13 year old.
A bone in your ass?
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Yeah when I was a kid I remember shoving my fingers far up my ass id feel my ass bone. not so much these days. Not that I shove anything up my ass on a daily basis
Electric toothbrush, drumstick, bottle of lotion, travel shampoo bottle, various buttplugs, glass dildo, my fingers, my ex gf's fingers, a guy I hooked up with's finger, a prostate massager, grapes, ice cubes, enema nozzle, a whole bunch of water, some alcohol. And shit. But I ain't push that in there, it just formed naturally.
I'm not a fag. But I ain't scared to pleasure myself.
I don't remember learning about the ass bone in anatomy class...
Job
Seventeen or so dicks. - OP
OP here this man is not me I've had at least 80 dicks in my ass, lost count
A big stick that I call integrity
My bf's cock
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Scout dick (when I was in scouts)
Cop dick
Military dick
Security Guard dick
Trucker dick
My boyfriend's dick
icu OP69
where can I buy one of these?
Were u raped?
>Bottles.
>A dick.
>A dildo.
>Deodorant cans.
>Anything phallic shaped.
Four different bad dragon toys and a couple inqisitive fingers.
Believe me or not i could give 2 shits. for the record like a guy above mentioned beautifully, i'm not gay, but im sure as hell not afraid to have fun.
water hose - with it on, (ended fast)
golf balls
peanut butter (then tongued out of my ass)
eggs
butter
there is more but i forget, and its not impressive
Google "Falcon Chad Hunt dildo"
Then google for lube and poppers.
I'm the one who said that. Gonna have to try butter.
>peanut butter
Animal abuser detected
Also how'd the hose turn out/feel?
I was about ten years old and my best friend randomly said fuck me so I tried
A prostate stimulator
A dildo
A buttblug
A few cocks
Never household items tho, yikes.
Nah, all consentual.
The fuk m8 who made breakfast in your ass?
will it work as a first, or is something smaller a better idea? not a fan of having more than one, and these things can be expensive.
hose was lame, lotsa sharp edges. it was like a super enema
OP IS A FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
YOU CANT CONSENT UNDER 18 YOU WERE OBVIOUSLY ABUSED
Its in the song "your ass bone's connected to your hip bone"
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A sharpie, a knife (handle) a whisk, a sharpening Steele, a knife (blade first) a propane torch (off), an electric whisk (turned on), an electric screwdriver, a propane torch (on)
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Ray?
Yes you can, it's not right, but he can.
I believe its called the coccyx or sacrum
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He tried.
I think you have ass parasites man
Uh, yes I can. And I did. So did my tent buddy. We both wanted it.
lol, no.
You'll die of rectal trauma.
Start with something much smaller. Something about 6" x 4" and made of softer material, then work up from there.
ikr he was a bad boy he should have been arrested for making a counselor commit a crime
He means the part of the pelvis where you're spine connects to. (most likely)
it wasn't with my counsellor, it was with my tent buddy. we were both the same age.
Only just bought one of these. What can I expect on the prostate?
>letting an animal lick your ass is abuse
what's the problem? they lick their own all the time, at least he made it tasty
Good feelings
I never understood why fags insist on ruining their rectum with giant, inefficient shit when these things get the job done so 'cleanly'
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grape ass bitch
also "a guy i hooked up with's finger" "im not a fag"
make up your mind, user
gay
hot
Fingers, bottles, Sharpies, various dildos, a few Bad Dragon toys, and a couple dicks.