What's been up your ass?

what's been up your ass?

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I shoved that same thing up my ass when I was like 8 years old. it hooked onto a bone and got stuck but I somehow got it out.

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When I pulled it out there was shit stuck in the little hole at the end.

My moms dildo, I was a curious 13 year old.

A bone in your ass?

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Yeah when I was a kid I remember shoving my fingers far up my ass id feel my ass bone. not so much these days. Not that I shove anything up my ass on a daily basis

Electric toothbrush, drumstick, bottle of lotion, travel shampoo bottle, various buttplugs, glass dildo, my fingers, my ex gf's fingers, a guy I hooked up with's finger, a prostate massager, grapes, ice cubes, enema nozzle, a whole bunch of water, some alcohol. And shit. But I ain't push that in there, it just formed naturally.

I'm not a fag. But I ain't scared to pleasure myself.

I don't remember learning about the ass bone in anatomy class...

Job

Seventeen or so dicks. - OP

OP here this man is not me I've had at least 80 dicks in my ass, lost count

A big stick that I call integrity

My bf's cock

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Scout dick (when I was in scouts)
Cop dick
Military dick
Security Guard dick
Trucker dick
My boyfriend's dick

icu OP69

where can I buy one of these?

Were u raped?

>Bottles.
>A dick.
>A dildo.
>Deodorant cans.
>Anything phallic shaped.

Four different bad dragon toys and a couple inqisitive fingers.

Believe me or not i could give 2 shits. for the record like a guy above mentioned beautifully, i'm not gay, but im sure as hell not afraid to have fun.

water hose - with it on, (ended fast)
golf balls
peanut butter (then tongued out of my ass)
eggs
butter

there is more but i forget, and its not impressive

Google "Falcon Chad Hunt dildo"
Then google for lube and poppers.

I'm the one who said that. Gonna have to try butter.

>peanut butter
Animal abuser detected
Also how'd the hose turn out/feel?

I was about ten years old and my best friend randomly said fuck me so I tried

A prostate stimulator
A dildo
A buttblug
A few cocks
Never household items tho, yikes.

Nah, all consentual.

The fuk m8 who made breakfast in your ass?

will it work as a first, or is something smaller a better idea? not a fan of having more than one, and these things can be expensive.

hose was lame, lotsa sharp edges. it was like a super enema

OP IS A FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

YOU CANT CONSENT UNDER 18 YOU WERE OBVIOUSLY ABUSED

Its in the song "your ass bone's connected to your hip bone"

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A sharpie, a knife (handle) a whisk, a sharpening Steele, a knife (blade first) a propane torch (off), an electric whisk (turned on), an electric screwdriver, a propane torch (on)

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Ray?

Yes you can, it's not right, but he can.

I believe its called the coccyx or sacrum

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He tried.

I think you have ass parasites man

Uh, yes I can. And I did. So did my tent buddy. We both wanted it.

lol, no.
You'll die of rectal trauma.
Start with something much smaller. Something about 6" x 4" and made of softer material, then work up from there.

ikr he was a bad boy he should have been arrested for making a counselor commit a crime

He means the part of the pelvis where you're spine connects to. (most likely)

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it wasn't with my counsellor, it was with my tent buddy. we were both the same age.

Only just bought one of these. What can I expect on the prostate?

>letting an animal lick your ass is abuse
what's the problem? they lick their own all the time, at least he made it tasty

Good feelings
I never understood why fags insist on ruining their rectum with giant, inefficient shit when these things get the job done so 'cleanly'

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grape ass bitch

also "a guy i hooked up with's finger" "im not a fag"
make up your mind, user

gay

hot

Fingers, bottles, Sharpies, various dildos, a few Bad Dragon toys, and a couple dicks.