Suck on this dog haters

Suck on this dog haters.

dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5131945/Dogs-really-smarter-cats-research-suggests.html

>daily mail

quality source you have there m8

>brain size

so that must mean bears are more intelligent than humans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ME SO SMART.

Surely whales must beat us humans.

I mostly prefer dogs because of temperament. Cats are assholes.

Also, German Shepherd best doggo. Shibe is second.

Those meme dogs are difficult little shits tbh

GSDs are the best though

You mean cats aren't pathetically needy.

>I'm an emotionally stunted manchild so I can't handle a creature that knows how to show affection

This! Cats don't give a shit about you. A dog will try its best to take care of you when you're sad or sick or there's an asshole trying to beat the fuck out of you.

Dogs smell like shit and are a pain in the ass to train

Cats smell good and you dont have to train them

>cats smell good
THEY SHIT IN THE FUCKING HOUSE IN SAND THAT IS MADE TO MASK THE FUCKING SCENT BUT DOESNT


DOGS SHIT OUTSIDE NO SCENT

>You dont have to train them

You mean that you literally cannot train them even if you wanted to?

Dogs will actually listen and pay attention cats only give a fuck about themselves

What is toxoplasmosis?

own both a dog and cat
love both equally
still both equally annoying

>2017
>people still think cats are cute

someone kill me please.

/thread

>current year
>people have opinions I don't have

somebody kill this guy, please.

"Dogs really?" smarter cat's research suggests...

Exactly

A cat won't bug you to play with it or bark when someone arrives at your house

A cat wont drag you out into a blizzard to piss on a tree

A cat doesn't want to play with you and won't let you know when people come to your house.

what if i'm a quiet, insocial person who doesnt like physical activity or hyperness.

>smaller animals have smaller brains
NO SHIT SHERLOCK

Cats are easier
Dogs are goodboy

What if you're wrong?

my cat doesn't want to play
but he will touch me with his claws in the middle of the night for petting and it's fucking irritating.

fuck your opinions faggot