Why do some crazy-ass people keep saying that fapping is like killing children and stuff?

Why do some crazy-ass people keep saying that fapping is like killing children and stuff?
I mean even when a man impregnates a woman, still only ONE out of possibly 250 million sperm cells make it into an egg cell.
So still 249999 cells that possibly had potential to become human.
Think about it

Save your juice for that special lady

they're religious, i'm afraid you'll just have to learn to lower your expectations of them intellectually.

Those people have absolutely no knowledge of biology beyond what the bible says, thats why
They dont realize that if they stop fapping, they will eventually start having wet dreams, which is the body getting rid of those sperm cells for people too stupid to fap

very few, if any people say that about sperm.
The religious meme of not masturbating is exactly that, a meme, propagated though bodies and societies that spread the meme. And when you can't fap, you seek women to fuck and reproduce with, and reproduce the meme of not wasting sperm. It's an ancient meme so it's clearly very fit.

>250 million
>249999
Pick one

I like the thought of my girlfriend having a pre fetus cuntschwitz between her legs whenever I bust a nut.

you can legally fuck a goat though

there is some verse about it being bad to 'spill your seed on the ground,' so there's a slight biblical justification to not masturbate.

What does it say about using a sock and tossing it in the wash?

>when they didn't have a good floor in the house

that'd be like the masturbatory equivalent of when jews getting a bunch of machines to do things for them on the sabbath that they're not allowed to do, you're trying to outsmart god through loopholes, which i doubt He approves of.

ah dont get it

technically if a woman is on the pill and has sex shes basically having a super early abortion.

bet not many pro lifers like to think about that though

Literally no one with any credibility says that shit.

If he has a problem, he can come here, play some pool, and discuss it like a reasonable adult. Fuck I love pool, and scotch..

technically even in a traditional intercourse other +200 million sperm cells die anyway

>masturbation is murder

Well, to be fair, if you're sitting at home jerking it to 2d women and porn, you aren't out there impregnating a girl of your own race and perpetuating the race and species.
Given declining birthrates amongst first world races (whites, asians), you are, in essence, committing murder through wasting time and effort on fantasies.
With all of the other distractions of our world, you don't need a mental harem at your beck and call making it even harder to find a woman to settle down and make children with.

Yeah, credibility is a real thing on anonymous imageboard

Be realistic, caucasian race is to dissapear in a course of 100 years

>Your father is 30+, older and wiser to the ways of the world.
>You are 5, barely capable of stringing together two thoughts by comparison.
>Expecting your father to sit down with his child and speak to said child as an adult and not a child.
>Expecting to even understand your father's words if he DOES do you the courtesy of treating you as more mature than you are.

That said, I don't believe in God.

No.
Attempts at demographic replacement and subversion through media and laws to the contrary, we will not he quietly lead into extinction.
For the a time, victory defeated us. We grew fat and indolent on our many, many successes. People are beginning to look around and realize that everything they've been sold is a lie and that the government and the left are working against their very race.
It won't be long now.
The lion is waking.

The world does not need more people of any race. Especially not people like you. Kys.

249 999

Read that number aloud, returd

yeah, but i'd guess it's just laziness, he didn't bother to hold 9 long enough.

Idk, flooding the world because your little project didnt go how you wanted and then up and leaving because you felt bad after doesnt seem all too mature..

>Why do some crazy-ass people keep saying that fapping is like killing children and stuff?
i've never heard anybody outside of the US saying shit like that, srzly. i don't want to bash americans but it's sadly the truth

That's why you eat it. Why waste the protein?

Ok maybe not in 100 years, lets say 150-200
My conspiracy theory is that jewish elites and radical feminist lobby would provide all the tools for the extinction to begin
Considering thet thought why not mix then right?

did you come here just to be gross

Your sperm is constantly dying and regenerating throughout the day anyway.

to lose weight

Because dumbass christfags want to populate the world with more dumbass christfags.

I honestly don't think that's the way it works

It's in the bible. That's it.

sounds pretty convincing

These are the same people that says you'll drown if you don't breathe underwater.

It may be gross but logically there's no better way to deal with it. No mess, no tissues or defiled socks, no smell, no waste. If you've got a foreskin just pinch off the end to catch it and get it out with your thumb and forefinger.

I'm pretty thin m8.

What a great analogy. It doesn't make sense though

that is hard thing to do returnd

what the hell is that, a souvenir from the planned parenthood gift shop?

>souvenir from the planned parenthood gift shop
that would be an simple fleshlight

>an simple