What should I do with this flying rat Sup Forums?

What should I do with this flying rat Sup Forums?


I hate birds and got this cunt to try to get over it, currently just feeding it as normal then spooking it when I'm bored.

slit its throat and post link of u doingit

spooking it? you pathetic fucking retard

>I hate birds and got this cunt to try to get over it
>torturing it
What the fuck is wrong with you?

bring to neighbors cat.

I really really fucking hate you

Take it back to get a refund, use money to buy rope, stop shitposting and kill yourself.

>treat it nice
>make the bird love you
>be it’s constant companion and vice versa
>create a love never felt between a pet and it’s owner before

Then
Day 1
>call it over for food time
>no food
>tape wings to body
Day 2
>yell and swat the bird
>no food again
Day 3
>normal day
>sorry birdy I was just stressed

>wait a week
>repeat with increasing frequency and intensity
>birds dies from misery
>report back here for story time

Holy fucking shit this is glorious.

How can I resist the urge to fuck with it for weeks though, People say you need to leave it alone for like 2 weeks then interact to get it to warm up to you.

Just look forward to the prize. The betrayal will hurt worse than the abuse

Hold on to that while you wait

Kill yourself.

Tell me your address so I can stomp your fucking head into the kerb.

So fucking evil it makes me giddy, I was tempted to get it a cage so it can see? Figured it might be more comfortable, however I'm a cheap fuck so its staying in a cardboard box I currently decked out for it.

However it screams whenever I cover it up and it gets dark.

Get a cage, but banish it to the box after a few weeks of on and off abuse

Once it goes back to the box, it’ll never hear a nice word from you again. That’s the point of his life that he won’t have any happy memories of whatsoever

Show us the box?

Something about terrified birds just looks fun.

The poor baby :(

crush the bird's head with your foot and then listen to it's screeches while you rip off the wings. Then upload it.

Do ya'll hate birds like me or just sadistic af?

Personally I love animals and always has but something about birds just triggers something in me. Besides maybe ostriches those are pretty cool

Neither I just like the idea of a confused animal not knowing why it’s being hurt

I don't know. I actually have a bird, and he is my buddy. But when he gets scared of something, I can't help but be amused by it.

Birds are assholes. It's just the way they're wired.

But not as much asshole as people who torture animals.

I think birds are more misunderstood. They are assholes to people that are assholes to them, and most people don't spend much time with their birds.

My bird is out of his cage as soon as I get home from work, and he is now my buddy. He started out as an aggressive little guy that was scared, but I spent time with him and now he is awesome.

Still doesn't help the fact that scared birds are strangely exciting to see.

Not OP.

This is when I first got him. He was definitely scared. Don't blame him either! New place...new person...all alone.

He would hide in blankets and peek out.

This guy hides in the doom boxes corners whenever I put him in it, he's only in the perch when I wake him up in the morning. He will climb onto my finger without much coaxing and doesn't scream when he does this, I don't know why.

I let him perch near me when I'm doing things in my room and he just tilts his head and watches me, however any time he;s not on my finger or on a perch he is screaming and shoving his head in dark places. Its quite funny.

When he fell into the bath tub. He learned that he can't walk on water.

Do you have music on often?

I found that my guy gets really vocal when I am watching something on my computer.

I did go through a phase where I wanted to spook mine though. Like I put on a mask and would enter the room. He would get all still, and then scuttle under a blanket.

I think that phase just has to do with having so much control and power over a fragile little thing.

Not even the same bird

Holy shit that's cringy as fuck. You sound like a 14 year old boy wearing a slipknot shirt. This has to be a joke, it's so fucking pathetic.

I bet your mom is a single parent and she's at wit's end trying to get you to take your meds and make friends.

Dead bird...

Not really, he is just sleeping.

I'll say it again. Kill yourself.

I stated earlier that I am not OP. This is my own bird.

At least I’m not trying to impress random strangers with a generic ‘edgy alert!’

Making forts!

put it in your anus

Im actually surprised how little these guys seem to shit all over as opposed to cockatiels, he hasn't shit on my floor once yet.

Does he follow you around if you have him out?

you're defs the worse of the 2 bud, be urself stop being a fag

Even worse, you're trying to impress strangers by being "so fucking dark and fucked up." Which is even more like the aforementioned kid everyone knew in 9th grade.

Yea, he doesn't like being left alone. If I start going out of my room, he jumps down from his cage so that he can get to my shoulder as I pass by. If I am too fast for him, he scuttles down the ladder and I can hear him pitter-pattering behind me as he tries to catch up.

A bird trying to sprint is definitely hilarious.

Look I’m not stupid I’m not going to pull this shit with my own animal because animal abuse is illegal as fuck, but can’t you just let a guy get his enjoyment where he can? Don’t be assholes, what I said wasn’t edgy or cringy, it was completely in context.

You’ve just seen other cunts say ‘ow the edge’ on things that are actually cringy and think it applies here

return it to the pet shop so it can find a non retarded owner

Yeah man. Torturing a bird is dark. A fucking bird. Moron

People only complain about the edge because of people like you, m8. You typed up this elaborate 4 week long scheme to emotionally break a bird, and probably had a raging erection while you typed it. I take back the slipknot shit, you're wearing an ICP shirt for sure.

Sigh all the talk of torture, I mean I guess poking a bird in the dark to spook it could be torture? But I'm in no way wanting to like kill it or do physical harm to it, I just like watching it scared.

How long did it take until he was vocal? I talk to buddy every day and whistle to him occasionally, He usually just tilts his head and stares at me, occasionally closes his eyes until I stop talking.

Strange little creature. I dig your beard btw, mine cant get that full anywhere but the chin :(

I'm not a big fan of birds either, but only people with emotional damage who got picked on in highschool torture animals. If it weren't for people like you, we might not have fucking peta.

Most people don’t consider 4 weeks of little to no effort as ‘elaborate’, but then again I am on Sup Forums so it’s to be expected.

Sorry for ruining your day with my “bird torture erotica”

>I get a throbbing erection seeing animals scared

I wasn’t picked on in high school, just primary school thanks. And it’s not like they have the capacity to understand what’s actually Happening to them. They don’t have thought processes. They’re animals.

There's gore porn posts and shit on Sup Forums and people are more mad about your emotion breaking of a bird post. Odd

Hrmm, probably about 2 weeks until we had a pretty strong trust bond. I was with him for the first 2 weeks straight though. Didn't even go to work.

I also got him from an aviary. I hear if you get one from a pet store, they take a lot longer to trust because people at pet stores generally don't care much.

I’m guessing they think I spent more time thinking about it than typing it, when in reality the opposite is true

Did you interact with him? Or just kinda let him sit in the cage and such? I was surprised he would ladder onto my finger the first day and nuzzle up in my hand when picked up.

Yea, I was really patient. He was terrified of hands at first. Like if you put a hand so much as slightly in his cage, he would start screaming and jump onto the back of the cage.

I ended up just keeping my hand at the front of the cage while I was doing something else so that he could get used to it, and then when I wanted him to start trusting my hand, I would hold some millet sprig (like the comfort food of birds) and slowly move it closer to him, but not actually force it into his face. That way he could decide if he wanted some or not.

Probably took about 3 days before he trusted my hands enough to do step-up. After that he was just on my shoulder whenever I went anywhere.

niggers!

Just remember that there are people out there that hope you fucking die.

stay mad shit cunt

ah so you didn't make friends I see

made me think