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can't absorb the corb edition

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Fuck off Corbyn

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hmm yes, some autistic intellectuals theories on social concepts and spooks should be robotically applied and accepted by the wider population instead of the natural cultural phenomenons of family, nationalism, community and faith that most people can accept easily

we're literally all in here

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LE TEMPS EST BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

LE CIEL EST BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

J'ai deux amis qui sont aussi mes amoureuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux

absolute STATE of India

how did the British ever colonise this boiling jungle hellhole?

>J'ai deux amis qui sont aussi mes amoureuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux
salope

*smokes a kipper for breakfast*

the islamic beta uprising

well if it results it us all having brown skin and a lower IQ then we MUST embrace it

Quinine

doing the poo of the century

>Be recovering abornmie
>Make normie friends who didn't used to know me when I was a weirdo
>Have sex with a qt and start to feel normal
>Whenever chats turn to teenage years I suddenly realise I was even more lonely and missed out on even more than I realised at the time
hahaha, oh wow, this was really all worth it

spoke to the checkout girl at tescos methinks i have pulled again

KARACHI MENTIONED

rate the homemade 'za

did you fucking microwave it

Listening to Aphex Twin

the apsolute fucking STATE of your keyboard

yes how else would I melt the cheese

wonder who the next Labour meme leader will be after Corbyn goes
don't think they'll ever be able to top Milimeme though

grim

this post made me sad

How many pickled peppers could a Pippa pick if she poo’d a prune from her poon whilst doing a moon at a lune?

Literally gagged at that keyboard

Me on the sunbed:
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Show her your su collection, that ought to get her interested

the grill you utter spastic

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>‘I hope he listens now’ - Mum ordered to bring son to be shot

The absolute state of Northern Ireland

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dunno

there's fucking nothing wrong with my keyboard

prefer the bloke who puts ketchup on his crisps

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that looks fucking vile

what about the bloke who puts ketchup on cold steak chunks and banana slices?

Take a cotton bud and rub it along the [ ] keys

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in new york i milly rock

The Irish are colonising England.

They wish to destroy the Anglo race

They don't integrate and say 'cheers' they prefer to say 'slainte'

They listen to U2 rather than Adele

They don't like football they prefer hurling

They will change our way of life forever

Irish

PLEASE

GIVE US PEACE

GO HOME

things we will NOT be talking about:

poo
sex
girls
testicular cancer
terrorism
the NHS

Absolute highest level cringe

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Ahh sorry mate I can't do thursday, got an appointment to get my kneecaps blown off

to be fair not many people at the concert had phones so that explains the lack of photos from the scene

literally never had an emotional response to a terrorist attack

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me
i'm going to literally have one of those faces as my badge

mon cœur danse la macarena lalalalala...

what OS makes image files look like polaroids?

>Labour gain votes and lose seats
If that happens then it's going to be biblical senpai. Even if Corbyn resigns the Labour left is going to blame the centrists for Labour losing.

this 'asn't real shop 'za!

We really need to do something serious about obesity in this country.

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Absolutely HYPED for Question Time tonight lads

>hmm yes, some autistic intellectuals theories on social concepts and spooks should be robotically applied and accepted by the wider population instead of the natural cultural phenomenons of family, nationalism, community and faith that most people can accept easily

u ok? ;(

>i'm going to literally have one of those faces as my badge
What

We need a race war.

all of them genuinely look like bottom of the barrel low IQ council estate mongs

haven't had an original thought in their lives

just parroting jewish propaganda the media has been feeding them their whole lives

i don't think i fully understand - she's anti-british so she let her son get shot by irish nationalists? how does that work

no we need a religious war

does anyone else get sudden urges to urinate like a goddamn barrage has been completely breached despite not having drunk a ridiculous amount?

The IRA will blow your kneecaps off if you're a druggie senpai

hows ur hayfever
saw u sneezing in class

Extremely cute cat
Would cuddle

We need a war between blue eyed peopel and the subhuman brown eyed

good idea, let all the delusional nonces kill each other

>nationalism
>natural
literally didn't exist until the 18th century

looks like OS X icon view with the icon size turned up really high, then the filenames edited in after the screenshot was taken because the font is wrong and misplaced

DANIELLA
WANG

howd u get my number???

What about green eyed?

except we'd be outnumbered 50/1 or something

nationalism is just the greatest social form of tribalism, it's based in natural instincts

greens can fight for the blues since we'll still need someone to feel superior to once the browns are gone

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hmmmmmmmmmmm ah yes the so called "tolerant" muslims

Gary Hunk's resignation has officially been accepted.

>all of them genuinely look like bottom of the barrel low IQ council estate mongs

>haven't had an original thought in their lives

>just parroting jewish propaganda the media has been feeding them their whole lives

will only take a few days for them to realise they believe in the same things

>Heh, I fedora, you too.

Business Idea: Reality tv of rorkes, rasheeds and radical centrists.

just wanked outdoors and spaffed into the grass

warm sun on my naked body

beautiful

Me n the lads x

bit gay

absolutely baffling how you can be born in this country, speak with a local accent, and be a muslim
green fields and things
what can possibly go through your head haha

A daring synthesis, I like

radical centrists will just nod and smile making sure not to offend anybody and then go sit in their room

>go to pharmacy
>say I have a cough
>they literally hand me a big bag full of pills for cheap as fuck
Holy hell, looking at what these pills are it's some good stuff

Reckon I could get some genuine hard drugs if I wanted no problem
Not that I would because pills are gay but you pillheads would love it

the lass in the white t-shirt's a bit of allri

ate for lunch a chicken bake and a chicken and bacon sandwich. Was yummy

Why do bad things happen to good people

Business Idea: A daring synthesis of two daring syntheses.

Meat is murder, sweaty :)

Stop name fagging you canadian/Polish cunt

they'll just cancel out

There is no god

ah yes

nobody is inherently good

those girls that got blown up in manchester?
they would have cheated on their boyfriends many years down the lines
they would have divorced their husbands and would then attempt to bring up children on their own
then they'll marry a half caste bloke and a few years down the line would have murdered him in self defence because it turns out he was a bit abusive