Alright Sup Forums, I have 188 matches on Tinder. Dubs decides what i say to the next girl in line

Alright Sup Forums, I have 188 matches on Tinder. Dubs decides what i say to the next girl in line.

あー、あー、あー、セックスやりたいな
あー、気持ちいいな
あー、セックス気持ちいいな
僕はセックス大好き
いつもセックス、毎日やりたいセックス
チンコをマンコに入れたいな
あー、気持ちいいな、入れたい
鼻血が出るほどいい
マンコは気持ちいい
ぬるぬるしていい
プルンプルン、もしもし?
僕はチンコが大好き、チンコが硬い
でもやっぱりマンコが一番 ぬるぬる
毎日入れたいな
ケツの穴にも入れたいかも知れないな
僕はセックス大好き、一番大好き
セックスやりたいな
少しだけマンコをペロペロ
少しだけマンコをペロペロ
少しだけマンコをペロペロ
少しだけマンコをペロペロ

僕はセックス大好き
いつもセックス、毎日やりたいセックス
チンコをマンコに入れたいな
あー、気持ちいいな、入れたい
僕はファミリーマートで立ち読み、毎日セックスまじやりたい
、僕はセックスやりたい
生麦、生米、生ハメ
中出し、中出し、中出し、大好き
中出し、中出し、中出し、大好き
もしもし?

もしもし?
俺はチンコをマンコに入れて、ぬるぬる、ぬるぬるしたいよ
ぬるぬる、ぬるぬる、美味しマンコ
ぬるぬる、ぬるぬる、美味しマンコ

Cuck me

kek

Jag frågar efter saker att säga på fucking Sup Forums på Sup Forums som en riktig fucking bög för jag vet inte vad jag ska säga till horor som dig på tinder för jag är en beta fag.

that

I have a girlfriend. So dont talk to me. Or ill tell my girlfriend.

>might be gay
>just wanna see a reaction

Daily reminder

Fuck Paul Walker and

In the 80's the American dollar was very strong, and due to currency exchange rates, you could fly to Europe, buy and import a car for less money than you could buy one in the US. Foreign car dealers in the US such as Mercedes lobbied the US Government to stop this practice because their American franchises were losing sales and the 25 year law was the terrible solution. Good old fashioned corporate protectionism.

ey bby u wan sum fuk

diz

FUCKING THIS
>DEPZ GOT

Hey, are you ok with me being a transsexual?

winrar

winrar

I want naked Will Smith to come into my room, kiss me on my forehead and wish me a good night

then when the hoe responds

Is OP a faggot, or he is he not? That is the question.

lol this is according to translate.com:
Uh, uh, uh, sex Ah, feels good, Oh, sex feels good I love sex and always wants to put sex, want to do everyday sex Dick pussy Ah, feeling good, better nose bleeds I want pussy feels good slimy good Costume, Hello? I love Dick, a Dick hard too... most slimy every day I want may want to put the ass I love sex and I love sex most wanted a little pussy just a little lick, lick a little pussy licking's Just a little pussy licking I love sex and always wants to put sex, want to do everyday sex Dick pussy Ah, feels good, I'd browse at FamilyMart and daily sex really sex I want, want raw oats, uncooked rice, bareback, cumshot, Cumshot, love nakadashi, cumshot, in, love Hello? Hello? My Dick into pussy, slimy, slimy and want to slimy, slimy, delicious pussy with slimy, slimy, delicious pussy

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ofc you pick harambe to send this to

it's a pink gay song and there are better translations for it you dumdum.

fucking kek
>if doopz, say "i hate niggers niggers niggers niggers, niggers are shitty and they always smell, don't report plz"

I figure she would be okay with my hetrosexuality

>i hate niggers niggers niggers niggers, niggers are shitty and they always smell, don't report plz

I mean like i said its according to translate.com you fucking idiot

dat
>DOEPZ GIT

But why go to translate.com and get a shit translation that isn't coherent or funny either.

winrar

winrar

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forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
wWe sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

Hey babes. Wanna go to Trader Joe's and have a good time?

BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST!!!! infowars.com

Kim looks hot, post more of her

reroll

So OP is just a fucking handsome dude? Or is tinder only attention shit

i hate white peopleand men, wanna fuk?
>DIPS GOT

Winrar boi

dtf?

roll

kek rolling

Do you think Sandy Hook was a hoax?

My penis is as big as your pinky ;)

forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
wWe sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

did you know bush did eight eleven?

if you see a CIA nigger, run them over
they glow in the dark

I secretly live in Logan and go to the local brothels where i request scat sex

I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain?

I want you to take your virginity

this is gold user

do you have a little sister?

it's shit teir pasta

reroll

Is 3 inches enough?

I want to dress up as a pony with a tail in my arse while you ride me

Come on man, i dont want to lie to the girl.
2.8 inches on a good day

we must secure the existance of our race, and a future for white children

is aids a problem for you?

reollin

winrar

kekrar

What do you think of Ajit Pai

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rolling for this

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nobody responded?
obviously fugly LOL

Well there's a light in your eye that keeps shining
Like a star that can't wait for the night
I hate to think I've been blinded baby
Why can't I see you tonight?

And the warmth of your smile starts a-burnin'
And the thrill of your touch gives me fright
And I'm shaking so much, really yearning
Why don't you show up, make it all right?
Yeah, it's all right.

And if you promised you'd love so completely
and you said you would always be true
You swore that you would never leave me, baby:
What ever happened to you?

And you thought it was only in movies
As you wish all your dreams would come true
It ain't the first time believe me, baby
I'm standin here feeling blue
Yeah I'm blue

Now I will stand in the rain on the corner
I'll watch the people go shuffling downtown
Another ten minutes no longer
And then I'm turning around

The clock on the wall's moving slower
My heart it sinks to the ground
And the storm that I thought would blow over
Clouds the light of the love that I found

Now my body is starting to quiver
And the palms of my hands getting wet
I've got no reason to doubt you baby,
It's all a terrible mess

I'll run in the rain till I'm breathless
When I'm breathless I'll run till I drop, hey
The thoughts of a fool's kind of careless
I'm just a fool waiting on the wrong block, oh yeah
Light of the love that I found
Light of the love that I found
Light of the love that I found...

KILL ALL KIKES RACE WAR NOW

Probably that...
Or that its 2 am.
Ill make a new thread tomorrow night with any responses that come through.

winrar

lets fuck

wanna see my dick?

Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior the Zucc?

sending shit like this is aids thou.

let me tell you about the jews

Taylor Swift or Beyonce?

Hey are you a Barbra Streisand, 'cause I'm super wet for you.

FUCKING KEK

winrar

Winrar

I hate the jews because they, like fucking cockroaches, didn't die in the holocaust

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I-I love the colorful clothes she wears
And the way the sunlight plays upon her hair
I hear the sound of a gentle word
On the wind that lifts her perfume through the air

I'm pickin' up good vibrations
She's giving me excitations (Oom bop bop)
I'm pickin' up good vibrations (Good vibrations, oom bop bop)
She's giving me excitations (Excitations, oom bop bop)
Good, good, good, good vibrations (Oom bop bop)
She's giving me excitations (Excitations, oom bop bop)
Good, good, good, good vibrations (Oom bop bop)
She's giving me excitations (Excitations)

Close my eyes, she's somehow closer now
Softly smile, I know she must be kind
When I look in her eyes
She goes with me to a blossom world

I'm pickin' up good vibrations
She's giving me excitations (Oom bop bop)
I'm pickin' up good vibrations (Good vibrations, oom bop bop)
She's giving me excitations (Excitations, oom bop bop)
Good, good, good, good vibrations (Oom bop bop)
She's giving me excitations (Excitations, oom bop bop)
Good, good, good, good vibrations (Oom bop bop)
She's giving me excitations (Excitations)

(Ahh)
(Ah, my my, what elation)
I don't know where but she sends me there
(Oh, my my, what a sensation)
(Oh, my my, what elation)
(Oh, my my, what)

Gotta keep those lovin' good vibrations a-happenin' with her
Gotta keep those lovin' good vibrations a-happenin' with her
Gotta keep those lovin' good vibrations a-happenin'

(Ahh)

Good, good, good, good vibrations (Oom bop bop)
(I'm pickin' up good vibrations) (Oom bop bop)
She's giving me excitations (Excitations, oom bop bop)
Good, good, good, good vibrations

Na na na na na, na na na
Na na na na na, na na na (Bop bop-bop-bop-bop, bop)
Do do do do do, do do do (Bop bop-bop-bop-bop, bop)
Do do do do do, do do do (Bop bop-bop-bop-bop, bop)

Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.

winrar

what's y'all matchs numbers

fun fact: the holocaust did never happen

send voice mail telling me to eat my cum please

You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?

Got a link to that shit? Don't care enough to search it up for myself but it seems like you'd love to share it with the crowd so... You ready to ctrl+v that shit yet?

...

Paris, tu veux baiser?

kek

88. Fucked one, second base with another and dated a third for over a year. Moderately selective with my right/left swipes, what's your stats? How many have you met out of those 1400 matches?

I'm guessing 20 in total over the span of 3 years.

wanna lynch some niggers with me next friday?

hitler's dubs for the bitch bois

Hitler did nothing wrong

Thanks, OP.