Why do guys spit in the urine before they piss?

Why do guys spit in the urine before they piss?

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Urinal. Because it reminds them of their gf

haha

What? Literally never done this.

How does it remind them of girl?

Then you've never pissed in public of pay attention...dudes walk up to urinals and spit in them before they undo their pants to piss

I find myself doing it occasionally too and really don't have an explanation why beyond the sight of piss cakes and the smell is pretty unappetizing, so I'm cleansing my pallet so to speak before I take my leak

where have you seen this?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_spitting
holy shit

Huh.....? Ive taken plenty of pisses in public but what in the fuck are you talking about?

I have persistent drainage issues in which I frequently have the urge hack up phlegm, so I'll sometimes go to the bathroom just to do this but I've never done it if someone else is there and have literally never seen another person spitting in the bathroom?

I've never done that haha. But I wouldn't spit generally because I'm not a scumbag.

Wut. This isn't a thing. Cuck/cocksocket confirmed.

It distracts anyone who might otherwise catch a glimpse from how small their penis is

I do it at particularly gross urinals. Makes me want to puke less for sone reason.

Never even heard of this before? Maybe an Amerifag thing?

Dudes spit in urinals...like a lot...be a little more observant. Like when you go to a sporting event or after a movie when all the dudes have to piss you will undoubtedly notice multiple males spit into the urinal

no, clapping after a successful piss is more up their alley.

i don't watch men piss..

I think this is partially it. Like those fucking troughs that some places have.

>be more observant

i have 25 years on this planet, i have literally never seen/done this. retarded concept for a retarded thread

To make it more disgusting for her to drink

What?

Better than spending 1€ just to use a public restroom

If you have zero situational awareness of what going on around you without directly looking at said happening then I feel sorry for you bro.

Have fun getting ass raped and not seeing it coming

Better than 99% of the shit threads on this board.
drshem.com/2011/08/25/why-men-spit-before-urinating-in-urinal-or-toilet/

>Hurry Durr jerk off to this pic

>Thinking i use that pleb tier currency
>Thinking i use public restrooms
Slav masterrace reporting in.

No restroom charges that much, well outside of tourist areas, but you wouldn't know that, because if there isn't at least one McDick's in your near vicinity, you cannot function.

>Thinking Monopoly money actually counts

OP hides in stalls and steps out to stare at men pissing confirmed.
You're a fucking freak op, use the mentally handicap bathrooms for now on. I think the kids call them "gender neutral" bathrooms now

>I've never seen it therefore it doesn't exist.

Liberal faggot btard group think right there.

>Someone is espousing a bad idea, lemme add in some tribalism that strokes my ego while I'm here.

anyone got a name on that pornstar

>How does it remind them of girl?

you spit in her ass before you piss in it

>beyond the sight of piss cakes and the smell is pretty unappetizing, so I'm cleansing my pallet so to speak before I take my leak

this. you've inhaled bathroom molecules and have to spit them out, lest you be unclean.

I do this all the time, even at home. Not sure why.. never thought about it

>i have 25 years on this planet, i have literally never seen/done this. retarded concept for a retarded thread

The Virgin Phlegmist vs. The Chad Spitter

Kek

Because regular phlegm exists in many of us and a urinal is a pretty civilized disposal method. Need to piss, may as well clear throat win/win. It's nothing deviant you autist.