God-tier metal album thread

God-tier metal album thread.

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>god-tier
>metal album

pick one

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>listening to metal above the age of 16

Don't listen to these faggots op, they can't make their mind up what music they like

At what age did you grow out of metal, Sup Forums?

>only liking one genre to fit in

kys

Who says I only like one genre? Metal is by far my favorite :)

been digging this one lately

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Somebody is butt hurt someone enjoys music they don't like. It's alright you'll reach maturity one of these days

so hey, why do metalheads have to be embarassing nerds? I have a friend in his late 20s who still walks around in a denim battle vest and unironically thinks Iron Maiden isn't cheesy garbage

Iron Maiden deserve respect, from someone who isn't you

What music do you listen to?

why, exactly? all their songs sound like metal covers of the Gummi Bears theme song with slight variations. their lyrics are just as bad

Rap and Hip-hop are not music. Their sound is more akin to that of a large bear taking a crap in the woods. Metal has heart and soul.

Guttural Secrete - Nourishing The Spoil

Heard them a while back. Can't remember what the album was though.

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Bueno

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Legendary

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Why are the album covers for metal always so cringeworthy? Serious question.

Did you miss this one m.youtube.com/watch?v=qEja72NSg5Q?

Because it has "heart and soul," obviously

This counts as metal right? It has to be.

That face when all of the anons saying metal is cringe are the ones jacking off to traps

that's actually exactly the kind of song I was talking about. sounds like something from a cartoon. and yeeeesh those lyrics

Could you give us an example of your music?

>pretending that metal fans aren't the greasiest nerds on the planet

Dude I can tell you're in middle school by this post alone. Don't worry you'll grow up and learn to love all music, to go from listening to Candlemass, to Red Hot Chili Peppers to Outkast to Bjork to Frank Sinatra to Alice in Chains to Johnny Cash to Vince Staples on 1 playlist. True metalheads love all forms of music, people like you hang around Hot Topic scarfing down wetzel pretzel

That's how the musical genre is supposed to be heard. It started way earlier than cannibal corpse and death, but it 'ssupposed to be dark

Try harder pussy

lol this guy

Couldn't catch that over the sound of you choking on your retainer, you fat nerd

Been listening to this one a lot lately.

Mmm more butt hurt please

I've just started diving into this guy's music. really digging Deconstruction

I haven't really started diving in yet myself. I've only heard the 2 Ziltoid albums, and The Retinal Circus. I do really need to look into some more.

Yeah... says the guy who thinks that the Venn diagram of people who listen to metal and people who jack off to traps and anime porn isn't just a circle

I don't see the connection to metal and traps. Go listen to some Katy Perry dude

Was probably thos album my broski, i was heavy into this in highschool. My friend could actually play Coprophilic Asphyxia on guitar, absolutely insane. That song is a real bitch.

he's great. I found him through a live performance he did of Kingdom on EMGtv. the song is a bit too flowery for me, but his vocals were so intense that I just had to check out his other stuff

>getting this buttblasted over music
Have a fap and chill out you raging queer

And i forgot pic, sry im hammered right now

Ziltoid is just bad stupid Dream Theater and a bad idea. Music for newfags.

The connection is the fanbase, you retard. Socially awkward, greasy nerds.

I enjoy this very much, maybe you will too. Goodbye friend.
youtube.com/watch?v=UsYWJHCcRVI

Hahaha whatever you say chief

The show is funny, the music is fuckin trash tho. Listen to acrania or thy art is murder or i delcare war or volumes or fit for a king etc etc

Here's where you should start

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very underground thing from Czechia... love that band!!!

Eh, I kinda feel the complete opposite, honestly. I always found Dream Theater too cheesy and needlessly masturbatory. Townsend at least embraces the cheese ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Whatever, to each their own

I've been meaning to listen to them. Is this the only one worth checking out or no?

no one is giving you shit for liking katy perry, faggot.

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Yer liking a genre where the bands write 100% of the music is so fucking terrible isnt it faggot? I bet you like all the no skill required Rap or the studio created fag bands like One Direction. Lol you truly are the lowest common denominator unable to handle anything more complex than a nursery rhyme.
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