Dubs decide what my tinder bio is
Dubs decide what my tinder bio is
Rolling
"Looking for a keyholder to my chastity tube"
"They say it don't be like it is, but it do"
Winner
winrar
Regardless of all dat shit,
a mofucka need to check em'
...
Going to swipe right on everyone
Next dubs decides what I say
trout
"Wanna have a three way with my sister?"
I ain't gunna lie, I only said this because it's my current bio and it surprisingly works
I feel like I'm not attractive by any means, so we will see
I'm just here to find a girl that will let me rail her asshole all night long.
Get
The jfk assassination was faked, sleep with me to find out the REAL facts
Fug beat me to it.
Same, nigga. Same. But they're not gunna read a thoughtful or funny bio anyway. They're all stupid thots and you shouldn't stick your dick in em, but godspeed.
if you're a nigger, I'll fuck you no questions asked; gender irrelevant
If I get a match I'll say that.
Who knows though most people on tinder I would imagine are out at 8 on friday
Or they aren't out on Friday and they're desperately searching Tinder so they can be out by next Friday.
Think positive.
You're gonna get me going on why I downloaded this thing to begin with
This could turn into a feels thread and you don't want that
let it out
>be me 2 years ago
>quit job because I almost killed myself (gun literally in my mouth)
>no work for 2 years
>gained tons of weight
>250 pounds whattthefuck.jpeg
>clinical depression since 8th grade
>pumped with drugs to make me feel like a human
>didn't work
>Join Facebook groups for human contact
>joined one for memes from one of my top shows
Cont..?
Ps no matches yet as per protocol
yes