my wife is cooking pork chops and french fires for dinner. dubs tell me what to say about her cooking tonight. op will deliver her reaction
My wife is cooking pork chops and french fires for dinner. dubs tell me what to say about her cooking tonight...
Oh great, it's YOU chops you fucking pig whore.
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Thanks for a great meal
You cook like shit
FUCK
Roll
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Thank you, honey. This is a great treat.
Cmon
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Rolleroo
I don’t think we should eat pork anymore.
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Mashallah! Haram!
This tastes better than a 5 year old's pussy
Fuck you bitch
Roll ez dubs
Less pepper bitch
This tastes delicious honey. I'm so glad I have you in my life
WINRAR
>Fuck you bitch
OP better deliver
>Fuck you bitch
chekd and kekd
good luck OP...soon you will become a faggot.
Pork chops? More like fork props, amirite!
Yay i did it degradation
"Could have been better".
>"Could have been better"
Second win'd?
bumping for delivery
just kidding
Glorious
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op here
i said the equivalent in spanish when she had the nerve to ask me to go buy ketchup cause we were fresh out of it
i´ll be having cereal for dinner, she wouldn't let me take a pic, thanks a lot Sup Forums
you're welcome
MY SIDES
>goes to Sup Forums
>doesn't expect something bad
It's your own damn fault
OP here again
the wife is in the next room, angrey, playing destiny on her xbox. normally i'd let the anger go by and would play LoL, but i'm already here, so:
dubs tells me how to apologize to her for calling her a bitch so i get a pork chop instead of a bowl of fake frosted flakes i bought cause im so cheap
sucks to be ewe.
bed time my cuck.
Post proof
And rolling for asking if she's on her period
Tell her if you don't get a pork chop you will order hookers and have a good nighr without her. Post reaction pic
Sorry babe I'll suck your clit whenever you order
Sorry your cooking is shit.
Sorry is just that my co-worker fingered me yesterday
Roll
You're the only pork chop I need.
Then ask her if she wants cunnilinguz
HOLY SHIIIIIIT
op here, i'll give it mah best shot
Good luck OP
haven't done it, but i suspect this will be my dinner
keep the thread going for a few mins and i'll post what happened
delet system32
Faggot op won't deliver
If trip you say your wife the truth
Starving
Sorry OP I tried, it seems kek wants kek
Go to the euro /bant/
Pants off. Bend over on table. You getting PORK'D tonight
op here
i couldn't keep it together and i started laughing half way thru the story about being fingered earlier today, she caught up with everything and i couldn't get any of her angry face, this is her halfway saying "you asshole" in spanish
the pork chops were cold, tho
Lol
So she knows it was a prank?
now she does, cause i couldn't keep a straight face while saying i was fingered earlier today
but i sat her down as if was serious and everything, as you can see in the pic