My wife is cooking pork chops and french fires for dinner. dubs tell me what to say about her cooking tonight...

my wife is cooking pork chops and french fires for dinner. dubs tell me what to say about her cooking tonight. op will deliver her reaction

Oh great, it's YOU chops you fucking pig whore.

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Thanks for a great meal

You cook like shit

FUCK

Roll

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Thank you, honey. This is a great treat.

Cmon

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Rolleroo

I don’t think we should eat pork anymore.

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Mashallah! Haram!

This tastes better than a 5 year old's pussy

Fuck you bitch

Roll ez dubs

Less pepper bitch

This tastes delicious honey. I'm so glad I have you in my life

WINRAR

>Fuck you bitch

OP better deliver

>Fuck you bitch
chekd and kekd
good luck OP...soon you will become a faggot.

Pork chops? More like fork props, amirite!

Yay i did it degradation

"Could have been better".

>"Could have been better"
Second win'd?

bumping for delivery

just kidding

Glorious

Roll

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op here
i said the equivalent in spanish when she had the nerve to ask me to go buy ketchup cause we were fresh out of it

i´ll be having cereal for dinner, she wouldn't let me take a pic, thanks a lot Sup Forums

you're welcome

MY SIDES

>goes to Sup Forums
>doesn't expect something bad
It's your own damn fault

OP here again
the wife is in the next room, angrey, playing destiny on her xbox. normally i'd let the anger go by and would play LoL, but i'm already here, so:
dubs tells me how to apologize to her for calling her a bitch so i get a pork chop instead of a bowl of fake frosted flakes i bought cause im so cheap

sucks to be ewe.
bed time my cuck.

Post proof
And rolling for asking if she's on her period

Tell her if you don't get a pork chop you will order hookers and have a good nighr without her. Post reaction pic

Sorry babe I'll suck your clit whenever you order

Sorry your cooking is shit.

Sorry is just that my co-worker fingered me yesterday

Roll

You're the only pork chop I need.

Then ask her if she wants cunnilinguz

HOLY SHIIIIIIT

op here, i'll give it mah best shot

Good luck OP

haven't done it, but i suspect this will be my dinner

keep the thread going for a few mins and i'll post what happened

delet system32

Faggot op won't deliver

If trip you say your wife the truth

Starving

Sorry OP I tried, it seems kek wants kek

Go to the euro /bant/

Pants off. Bend over on table. You getting PORK'D tonight

op here
i couldn't keep it together and i started laughing half way thru the story about being fingered earlier today, she caught up with everything and i couldn't get any of her angry face, this is her halfway saying "you asshole" in spanish

the pork chops were cold, tho

Lol

So she knows it was a prank?

now she does, cause i couldn't keep a straight face while saying i was fingered earlier today

but i sat her down as if was serious and everything, as you can see in the pic