Post an embarrassing true secret or two about yourself that some other degenerate may find impressive. Keep it ACTUALLY TRUE you fags.
>have been in 2 relationships with women who liked age play and having sex in diapers and little girl dresses >wrote what is considered to be a "famous" hermione/luna romance fanfic when I was a teenager, still get emails about it to this day.
Andrew Price
Im into abdl. Actually wearing a diaper under some footsy pajamas rn... I'm a guy though..
Gabriel Turner
Welcome to the club. ABDL that is... Hate the DDLG shit but like to diaper up when I can.
Alexander Myers
Did you post a tifu on reddit accidentaly emailing that fan fic to your work or something?
Cameron Rodriguez
I guess the most embarrasing thing is telling people that I've had sex with a 85 year old man... And youngest I've ever done it with was 32.
I am 22yr male. Highly into BSDM and older men. Don't tell people this at all, unless they are close friends and they bring up how old of a person they've had sex with.
Angel Morris
I am into abdl and am also wearing a diaper under my sweats. im a guy pic for bump
Isaiah Ross
Not a diaper person but I'm definitely into wetting.
Gavin Campbell
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
Tyler Smith
Cont. this [OP]
I am also into ABDL, but more in the aspect of senile old men not being able to control their bodly functions.
Jacob Reed
>I was once a violent criminal and have never been brought to justice. >I do too much cocainum and I can hardly take care of myself Don't be embarassed about bein super freaky you could be me.
Lucas Thomas
I was born with a Hypospadias and my dick looks kinda weird. Feels and functions normal but my pee comes out all weird so I always sit to pee. Haven't used a urinal in years.
David Bell
Glad to see fellow diaper boys on b!
Matthew Cook
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Leo Roberts
I just want sauce on the pic
Levi Evans
Same actually. I can't go standing up or it looks like I wet my pants bc I have a second stream come out. I fucking hate it. :/
Zachary Cooper
:highfive: brother. You're not alone.
Worst is in a bar where they have no stalls :(
Mine doesn't have a second stream but the end doesn't make a clean stream. I've tried holding it and stretching it a million ways. Now in my 30s and it's just easier to sit.
Kevin Moore
I was once another guy's "wedgie slave." He had a thing for wedgies and would give them to me in various ways and in various settings.
Jonathan Hill
Explain plot of hermione/luna fic pls
Carson Fisher
I spied on my little sister having sex when she was 15 I still fap to the memory
David Harris
No I mean I still get emails from people who read it saying wow its great or how could you get this little thing wrong blah blah blah etc.
Jordan Bennett
I'm responsible for $ 300,000 In damages from starting fires around my childhood neighborhood
Also a tranny although that's hardly a secret
Chase Perez
Damn, dude. I felt weird about hooking up with a 56 year old.
Wyatt Price
>post war >hermione with ron, loves him but losing the spark >trio all still pals >luna and hermione become close >hermione begins to feel guilty over her newfound sexual interest in both a friend, a girl, and not ron >they collaborate at uni together, search for magical creatures >slowly fall for one another very romantically >sex, love etc. >happy ending after like 100k words >now I am an adult man with a well-known fictional story about fictional characters falling in love
Colton Ross
i saw my younger sisters having sex several times, 1st times when they were 13 & 14
Joshua Brooks
lol i have no secrets that anyone would be impressed about
Caleb Garcia
that's impressive
Xavier Adams
>"famous" hermione/luna romance fanfic when I was a teenager, I probably read it and fapped to it. was wayyy into that shit at the time.
thanks op
>also DD/lg is the best kink, never stop
Wyatt Hernandez
my dude, you get it
one day we will have the vr capabilities to slowly and romantically seduce and fuck luna lovegood.
Blake Campbell
My wife is in to age play/lolita fetish were she would like to dress up and act like a little girl and have sex. She also started lactating(very tiny amount, like a few drops) due to a medicine she was taking and she admitted she has a fetish for milking and cow girls(not furry or anything like that). I pound her while she says "moo"(like saying the word, not making the sound. She is also bi, and she has an adopted sister who she tole me she kissed once, so I fantasize about having a threesome.
I found porn of a chick who looks nearly identical to her adopted sister, and I fap to it imagining it's her.
I think my younger sister(19) is cute and would probably do her if we were both single and she offered. Same for a cousin of mine.
That's all of anything of note.
Mason Thompson
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Wyatt Perry
I used to have a thing for wedgies, what would happen? Any panties involved?
Jace Allen
>I started having sex in scouts with my tent buddy
>I'm a zoophile
Caleb Thompson
>Be me, 16 years old. >Have just now gotten into anime and the corresponding porn hard-core now. >Fapping one day and sister walks in. >She just looks at me with disgust, and leaves. >Finish anyways.
Daniel Diaz
Nothing weird or way out there like that. The most she likes is to wear cow print leggings, arm sleeves, and a small choker with a bell.
Michael Torres
I got fucked plenty by a 67 year old who wore his merchant navy uniform for me when he found out about my fetish
We had a real dad/son thing going on, but then he started sleeping around bareback
Made me sad to cut it off
Blake Thompson
>once got half a handjob in class in the front row. She didn’t finish so I finished myself in a room of 20ish people. Made eye contact with the teacher during on accident. She definitely saw me and had this look of “I’m not dealing with this shit.” >once fingerbanged my girlfriend in a room with two of my bros and one other chick. She was on her period and I was immature so I used a rubber on my fingers
Gavin Peterson
How do you find old dudes to hook up with
Adam Wood
Silverdaddiesdotcom
Jaxon Hall
>I have much more CP stored than i'd like to admit, i'm not even into that anymore, i just don't have the guts to erase all of it due to how hard it was for me to collect all of it (ie. i might be one of the few guys out there with a full OPVA database copy) >I convinced my now ex to let me stuff her with random objects (from a carrot and a USB pendrive to a cucumber and the tip of a baseball bat), she'd enjoy it so much that eventually our sex life turned into us looking for new things to put in her pussy.
Isaiah Gonzalez
ever stuff her with your dick?
Jacob Gray
What do you think he is, some kind of fag?
William Lopez
>>Hypospadias
More proof there is no god
Zachary Thompson
idk, can never know for sure
Jonathan Wright
I fap to the entire BatDad family
Oliver Foster
My genitals were mutilated without my consent when I was a baby.
Nathaniel Jenkins
Some cruel ass shit as punishment for being a boy when we're born
Grayson Nelson
impressive. i guess...
Hunter Butler
damn dude, how much data is that?
Lucas Jackson
Agreed. You'd think that by now science would know how to stop that shit from happening
Aaron Garcia
What medication induces lactation? >asking for a friend
Elijah Jenkins
i molested a bunch of my cousins growing up and had sex with 2 of them
Grayson Turner
>As i fock this American boy it is very good to me Haven't had this kind of quality post in a while.
Jaxon Rogers
That is the most artistic ginger bush I've ever seen. Thanks for posting it OP.
Jordan Gonzalez
Stale pasta
Nolan Murphy
Am a pedophile; molested one kid once in a way that definitely didn't hurt him
Xavier Diaz
how? why only once?
Christopher Stewart
it was something to do with her anxiety I think. There are natural herbs and teas that are suppose to do it as well. a simple google search could tell you better than I could.
Ethan Bennett
I'm impressed
Benjamin Turner
Just like groped his dick over his pants really hard whilst masturbating. He was like 4 I'd guess. I'd do it more but i don't have a lot of access to him and i do not want to do it at a an age that he'll definitely remember (even though I'm much more attracted to 10ish year olds than 4 year olds
Colton Wilson
>Agreed. You'd think that by now science would know how to stop that shit from happening
CRISPR-Cas9 bro.. it'll take some time, but it'll happen. Maybe 5 years, maybe 10?
If anyone could stop it, it would be the church though.
Eli Brooks
I drank a lot of coffee and smoked a lot of weed and started shitting myself in the street. People drove by in their cars just smiling and I was like fuuuuuuuck. WHY DID I HAVE MY EARPHONES ON
Adrian Mitchell
I can't really think of 'one' secret.
I know everyone thinks I'm smart but its just because I keep my mouth shut and then google stuff when nobody's looking and come to my own conclusions after a bit of reading. I'm not smart, I just know *about* things, not any of the specifics.
I sometimes lie about my sexual history, mentioning some stuff from my youth that never happened because it shuts people up and gives me authority when we're on a particular topic and gives me an awkward get out of jail free card for family events. At this point though I don't know if this is a cover story for it actually happening or if I'm making it up and it is a lie.
I took advantage of my best friend for a decade, trading sexual favors for college homework, then help affording electrolysis and hormones. He's convinced himself that he was taking advantage of me, but I'd always get him drunk knowing I could guilt him into doing stuff and then use that to guilt him into helping.
I hid that my late husband was a drug addict for 8 years and destroyed my family life in the process. He died, surprise surprise, of an overdose bu everyone just thinks it was a heart-attack. The last days are fuzzy but something tells me in my bones that I gave him too much or that I made him OD because he was making me and his mother's life a living hell.
I'm not living with her. Shameful to admit but I occasionally dip into the medicine cabinet. I don't drink and I don't smoke or do put but the occasional xanax, oxycodine or pregabalin really helps with my nerves. Currently manipulating my doctor into getting me a prescription of pregabalin though I think I might have had seizures all along judging from the memory loss I experience.
I really hate myself and I've been here since 2004 and I can honestly say the hating yourself thing never ever goes away.
Henry Moore
greentext?
Caleb Harris
Thats fucking stupid. Science is a tool given by the people. Why the fuck is the church gonna tale it away if we're trying to save the lives gods taking?
Austin Mitchell
I once groped my teacher and she smacked me, she never told anybody though, and thats the very brief story of my first boner
Parker Baker
>wearing a pink chastity cage and panties for November. >went to a bar with some friends and had to pee. >lock bathroom, pull down panties sit down to pee. >almost immediately after hear pounding on the door >"wtf someone locked the door to take a piss" >heartrate going crazy, not a very sturdy lock on the door > finish up adrenaline racing, super turned on. Walk out "sorry man."
Brody Gray
>CRISPR-Cas9
Edits your genes via viruses, but I think they'll able to fix your shit, like how you would change how MS Windows behaves and looks by altering the code.
The Church steps in with bio-ethics and Gene ethics and stomps on science all the fucking time. It took over a decade to make Stem Cell research legal, because of the church. Think of all the time that was lost in labs, because it was criminally punishable to experiment with stem cells.
David Scott
>Science is a tool given by the people.
Science represents man's best effort to understand. Religion was man's first and worst attempt to understand
Wyatt Hall
I just broke up with my gf after 3 years of relationship and 7 years of friendship. There's nothing impressive about it, i just wanted to tell it to someone, since she was the only friend i had.
Daniel Gray
>like how you would change how MS Windows behaves and looks by altering the code
Camden Parker
op here.
see a therapist. You would not believe how much this can help, seriously.
Julian Kelly
I don't have a good example.. and that was the best I could think of. I have a row of excuses if you want to hear them all.
Ryan Gutierrez
for instance, they want to alter the genetic code of the mosquito first, so it cannot catch and spread malaria.
They're pretty sure the vatican will not stop them.
David Adams
I'm in the UK. As far as I know we don't have anything like that here.
Cooper Rodriguez
>dat amish foreplay
Jackson Williams
Cheat on my girlfriend because we're in a long distance relationship and don't really care despite loving her
Ryan Hall
As somebody who has both lived and visited England, I know you do. Setting aside the whole just kill yourself meme, there are professionals who can help you. If you're in the UK, its much more likely you can find help for free or almost nothing, but Im not an expert (american here)
If you want help, its out there faggot. And it works if you let it.
Cooper Barnes
Back when I was in high school, I jacked off while staring at this sophomore girl's perfect ass in yoga pants in study hall.
Justin Lee
My wife gets fucked by our vizsla
Zachary Cooper
i blew a 60 yr old billionaire for 2k
Juan Rivera
I would probably do that too, even though I'm a straight guy. 2k is 2k and my morals are low in that area.
Aiden King
I fucked an astronaut’s mother. She was 69.
Jayden Clark
4 or 5 years ago i masturbated in the bathroom of an airplane.
Isaac Johnson
I'm not really sure I want to bare my soul to someone who'll want to shape me to their ideal of what a good person is instead of what's objectively good for me and my own goals.
Also, I see you're a poster of culture as well.
Bentley Taylor
>get an empty plastic cup from bar >take cup to bathroom >pee into cup at the urinal >cup contains your weird pee spray >dump piss out of cup into urinal >throw away cup You're welcome faggot
Charles Wilson
more often than not i pee sitting down
Jaxon Evans
Who hasn't?
Isaac Watson
i'd do it again. Got to stay in a fancy hotel plus free breakfast
Ryan Bailey
Jesus that's easy money. How did you end up in that situation?
Elijah Hall
You know how many cups this guy would go through? That's like 5 cups a day. He needs to re use the same cup.
Alexander Cooper
i joined a sugar baby website and just kind of went from there. also i'm a grill so that helps
Tyler Cooper
You aight bro? If youre near Detroit I'll buy you a drink tomorrow
Nathaniel Wright
I'm talking about when he doesn't have a stall to sit in
Jace Johnson
>Be me >Be in Japan >Everyday I take the same fucking wrong turn >Everyday old lady laughs at me >Everyday she tells me where to go >Still take the same fucking wrong turn >Finally she puts up traffic cones >My dumb ass trips over them >Fracture ankle >Go hospital >Take wrong turn >Old lady there laughing fml
Evan Roberts
Smart woman tbh
Julian Rodriguez
Your first name start with an 'A'?
Brody Lopez
beats the fuck out of minimum wage
Dominic Adams
Yes. Weird way for you to find out I love sucking cocks?
Jeremiah Martin
kek
Robert Smith
man this picture distracted me her pubes straight look like a fucking dorito