"Hello user! From today onwards I'll government assigned boyfriend and financial provider...

>"Hello user! From today onwards I'll government assigned boyfriend and financial provider. How about we cuddle and get to know each other a bit? or go out for a movie and dinner? I'll be buying of course"

How do you react.

suck the dick on thespot

P-Please leave.

>Come on, I know it'll get some getting used to, but just give it a shot. We can take it as slow as you're comfortable with.

turn 360 degrees and walk away

> turn 360°
> walk away
go back to fucking middle school

Wow you really have a great body
Look at all those muscles
I'm straight but be can be friends

newfag

Man fuck that bro, let's play some fucking smash, I'll main megaman. loser pays for the chinese food, best of three.

If he's that cool about it, sure. Also "financial provider" sounds nice enough.
Am I allowed to see other people though? I know I would allow him to.
God I want to cuddle with a beefy macho.

newfag

lurk more newfag

Make it a black guy, and I'm un

baited

I hate it when summer happens in the middle of December.

I'd accept the money and even try to spend time with him, who know maybe he is a nice guy and knows how o have a good time, but i would make it very clear that im not into men from the start.

put out with the quickness

says the one who got baited aswell

I guess this is my life now

LEAVE JUNIOR

Okay but the movie better be animated.

Ok but only because you made me doubt about my heterosexuality
But don't dare to touch my dick or ass