1997

>1997
>be at friend watching him play doom
>can I try?
>no, you don't know how and you'll wreck the computer
>his mom calls him
>pauses the game and goes away
>i decide to play
>he comes back
>me getting blasted by barons of hell
>see, I told you you have no idea, now stop before you ruin anything
>go home
>call him the next day
>find out he's in detention because he deleted word and his parents had to call an it guy to fish out the shortcut from local disk folder

You have any story from friends who acted like smugfucks but then got btfo?

haha 20 years and you start a thread about it? you hold a lot of grudge dont ya

come on, 1997? most of us weren't even born that time!

not me new fag
damn i hate brats

That's a hardcore story mate.

Around 1985

I was torturing ants pouring wax on half of them. It was in the glass house where my father also stockpiled firewood.
1 pm, it's Starsky and Hutch on TV run run run
Around the end of that episode the neigbor lady rushes in my living room

"Your glass house is on fire! We need to call the firemen"

All the neighborhood watched my disgrace.
Mom got some $ from insurance so it wasn't that bad at the end.

>1997 was 20 years ago

No it wasn...

this

Doom 95 did Columbine, don't forget it.

>listens to GWAR's happy death day
heeey heeey happy death day to Columbine!
wew lad good times

time flies, we are getting old

I'm just gonna go kill myself now.

>1995
>Go to friends house
>What the fuck is that smell?
>Mom is taking roll call, "OK NEXT"
>Gives a pan to one of her seven kids
>He heads to the bathroom
>WTF is going on here
>Mom was cooking shit on the stove
>Timmy has worms
>mfw they were burning their shit to check for >worms.

no way

Old fag pretender alert....

1997 was a good year for me

ha, yea right. That's bullshit dude

the cunt was obviously baiting and you took it like a fucking champ. congrats newfag (fuckwads like you are making this site more entertaining)

Hah that brings back memories. My mom used a microwave though. I still remember that heinous smell though.

Fuck off lil kid

not you, kiddo

doesn't change the fact the i fucking hate brats user :3

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iddqd idkfa

oh yeah and this is a bait within a bait, contemplate it.

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Sigh I remember all this shit. Born in 1987 here. Anybody remember dominoes denominator pizza? Or when kfc actually delivered?

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what is that word again? n*

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Oh Fuck, Top Gun the Nintendo game! JFK! That fucking game, with the fucking aircraft carrier, fuck you for reminding me of that pain! Lol

there is no stop a trip down memory lane

>Not sure what year but the Nintendo virtual boy had just come out. >Elementary school friend invites me over for sleepover to try said virtual boy.
>doesn't let me play at all and just watch him play. Can't even see what's happening since it's not on a tv.
>breakfast time. Terrible cooking and feel nauseous.
>he finally let's me try the virtual boy.
>vomit all over the gamepad desk and floor.
>till this day that's the only time I was happy to vomit.

and how does that tell you if you have worms user?

I normally just stick a cream bun near my asshole and the fuckers will come out for a lick....

Fuuuuuuuck I had them UV casper stickers too...

This shit here is why Aerosmith left America, because Stephen Tyler's fucking pubes falling out everywhere.

>2011
>Air Force Training
>Everyone gets on, apart from one cocky cunt who thinks he knows everything and brown noses the superiors
>Survival ex coming up
>Cunt says he's done it before, worse conditions and was fine
>ff 4 days
>have to wade through wide river
>got to take gear off, carry above our heads
>half of the team cross no problem
>cunt starts crossing slowly, arms shaking from the weight of his gear
>collapses half way across
>team leader jumps in and pulls him out
>gets medevac back to the base
>we are all laughing, shouting about how he made it
>ff 2 weeks
>news from commander
>cunt quit training and was never heard from again

20 years ago was the 1970's, silly.

Haha you haha a thread about haha? You haha a lot of haha don't haha

no one. we're all underage. fuck you

2003, I was wearing my long sleeve graphic tee under a short sleeve button-up and had to go to the ER after the top half of my flip phone broke off whole I was trying to suck it off

Time flies when you're a faggot

2002, Schenectady, New York; Donnarino Del Felianagucciolubreze's dreams of auditioning for Shithead: The Musical have finally materialized, fuck everybody, Pantsy Boy is back in the saddle

Wow what a piece of shit underaged faggot you are. Get ready to get banned for being the cancerous shit you are you faggot fuck!