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Right, because cellphone autocorrect never makes mistakes that people have to go back and edit.

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Your quads are lit.
But you can go fuck off back to tumblr. You have for years tried to socialy engineer us into becoming leftist cucks.

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Op is a faggot.

you are fake news
you are fake news

Do you always do this many gymnastics to defend Trump

check'd and greetings to our comrades in russia. also:

>cellphone
is drumpf still tweeting from his unsecured android?

left unsaid is why the president is tweeting from his cell phone in the first place. that's for teenage girls, not the fucking POTUS

he made the same mistake again bro

because he's a fucking idiot. I think he's going senile too, he's far less articulate than he was back in the early 2000s when he frequented the howard stern show

...

every one of his tweets reads like this

thats just magnificent

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So nice to know the president have the same abilities as a 9 yo

>what is proofreading?

its all a part of his master plan

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He did it on purpose, he's saying the protesters will heel, like dogs.

I'm anti-trump but I'm calling leftist bullshit. Pics from the archival site or it didn't happen.

Heel?
Heal!!!
.
Covfefe??

>proper grammer and also spelling is one of- NO WAIT the ONLY criteria you have to meet to be president look guys hillary spells good you can see it in these emails OOPS HAHAHA WRONG EMAILS NVM but anyway check this out BRRUMPHFFFFFFFF made a minor spelling error on this casual tweet here that PROVES hes a racist bigoted islamophobe thats unfit to b- WAIT NO COME BACK YOU SEXIST IT WAS HER TURN BLACK LIVES MATTER COVFEFE COVFEFEEEEEEEEE ;_; so lonely ;_;
7 more years, lads. 7 more years.

Donald J. Trump... a divider, a shit starter, an insane moron who has his tweets as permanent internet proof... will somehow unite us. That's like saying burning someone to death is a way to have someone live a good, healthy life by removing their burn scars with a flamethrower.

> nobody ever makes typos on the internet
kek

Close encounters of the shill kind

God ppl who call him drumpf are such beta faggots

Jesus fucking christ I love America, every fucking day you guys give the rest of the world something to laugh at, it's fucking amazing. Before there was just a stereotype of "dumb yanks" but this past year has been pure meme magic.
God bless you Americlaps for electing a reality TV star to run your country, you're the gift that keeps on giving.

Trump is that you? Or are you drunk again Bush?
Fucking retard.

>2017
>inserts generic comment that denotes he isn't American and the world laughs at America.
>Still thinking that America has had respect in the world, since Kennedy.
>hysterical if this fag thinks his govt is legitimate, when its either euro trash or cuckville.

> at least he pushed the tax cuts for the richest donors of republican party through

Every tweet is another episode.

SHART

IN

MART

This mind raped

speak proper sentences you fucking retard.

implying you have information

stay mad kid

it entertains the simple mind

stay mad kid

what is photoshop

I love this excuse.
can't handle falling for the bait, can you?

he said confefe
you said confefe
like a puppet you are

stay mad kid

closet cased of the faggot kind

yawn

stay mad kid
don't worry little boy Soros will get a tax cut too.

> I think he's going senile too
I'm pretty sure this is the case. Watch his old videos verses the new. He used to be articulate and make actual points. Now it's just word salad.

stay mad kid

> gets triggered by a word
> calls others beta

Found the cuck

Found the 12yr old, i thought summer was over

sure kid

Same ol' thing: Mortys calling Mortys Morty.

gives incoherent replies

I learned it from the master.

yawn

yarn

has someone already said it?
Every tweet on twitter is being archived by the library of congress as a living record

I don't know about the "living record" part, but yea, it's been said.

So go back and edit it

to be fair, the retard tweeted far worse than this

that's what watching fox news does to your brain

stay mad kid

That's the correct spelling of "heal" in that context "heel" means to come together in times of crisis. Heal means to get over illness or bodily harm

he is using it correctly

he means heel like a dog obeying its master by walking just beside

they are too stupid to know this

IT WAS HER TURN!!!!!

> Walk into walmart
> See guy pushing cart brimming with shit
> Greeter lady says, "SIIIIIIIIR!"
Greeter lady has annoying voice
> Guy enters fastwalk mode
> "SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR!!!!"
> I turn to face guy walking past me
> "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"
> Guy is in full sprint with cart
> I get my 300 lbs of highly refined masculinity in motion
> Guy checks behind shoulder
> Sees me and abandons cart
> A half dozen people are standing around saying, "WTF is that guy chasing him? He must be a shoplifter"
> Guy goes to astro van
> I see two women in the front of the van, they look up and see me and panic, flailing arms and yelling as I stand in front of the van
> Guy is frantically pulling on driver door handle, it must be locked or jammed
> Halfway expect Benny Hill music to start playing, if I wasn't sucking so much wind from my 25 yard sprint I would be laughing
> Guy runs around back of van to get in sliding door
> I walk to back to get plate number as van has trouble starting
> Van peels out and almost hits some dude that was assisting
> I ask if everyone around is alright that nobody got hit by anything
> I help bring cart back to store to give description of vehicle and the party in the van
> At this point I look at contents of cart
> Potatoes, eggs, meat, tortillas, milk, blankets, etc. Didn't even see a 2 liter of soda as far as I can remember
> MFW I denied food to a homeless family

Happy Holidays!

>can't tell if sarcasm or genuinely stupid

That is absolutely not what heel means.