>you're walking in the forest
>suddenly you hear a loud moan
>you turn around and see this
What do you do?
You're walking in the forest
mein gott
i populate the earth with that, if you know what i mean.
Rape her then commit genocide on her peeps
Cum inside her pussy till my dick falls off.
That is the most masculine elf I have ever seen. I am not into beastiality, but it should make a good pelt
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I kek my fucking head off
Skin doesn't make good pelts, fur does.
Also, where the fuck did this elf get a navel-piercing done?
>walk up to disgusting knife ear
>unsheath my trusty longsword
>stab the forest nigger in the chest
the only good elf is a dead one
turn 360 degrees and walk away
I installed this 18+ Skyrim mod and this scenario happened to me in the game
Sit down and relax since im tripping balls and probably not even in a forest
dumbass, you'd walk in the same direction
>I installed this Skyrim mod and this scenario happened to me in the game
ftfy
Newfag
I check my map, as I'm clearly walking in circles
What if you're the actual newfag in this situation?
DONT FUCKING TRUST ELVES! DONT GO DANCING WITH THEM! BE ESPECIALLY WEARY OF THE WOMEN!
Dancing is fine, just don't eat or drink their food and if you see one of them with a hole in their back, run.
ask for vagene and bobs pic
I remember that thread