This is Teddy. Teddy is Dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. At exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will remove your eyes with a rusted ice pick unless you post in this thread.
This is Teddy. Teddy is Dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. At exactly 3:37 AM...
dont do it teddy
i live in a cardboard box
Ted, plz no.
TED nope.
Just kill me already man, gf left me and i´m a total wreck for now.
What's the point of those threads? Enjoy your (you) fag. Comes with free sage
teddy pls dn't
can i suck teddys dick ?
lol ur sage didn't work fag
kuk
Teddy pls.
Teddy please dont remove my eyes with an ice pick
Do you even know what sage is newfag?
yeah and it doesn't actually done anything for years
that was almost an hour ago
Kinda want to die but this one sounds like it'd take a while...
Ted pls
umlote mindene
Y teddy ded? How he dah?
no u
Can he just fucking kill me instead? Please?
...
pls nu
NAh fam i aint gay
Pls no
plz i need eyes to see loli porn
Yeah I'll be at work at 3:37am. Good luck.
fuck you... not scared or anything!
coME!
Im immune to dead parents but not to dead me's
Not if this guy gets to them first. He is not from this reality yet exists in our space all the same.
fucking do it teddy
no tedy pls leave my eyes alone
Teady nooo
>F
gay
And he can dimensionally shift. I don't have to tell you, that's serious business.
GGAHH
Teddy no
Ok
gay
Upgrade it to killing me and you've got yourself a deal!
This is Pedro. Pedro is cold. Pedro is hiding somewhere in your freezer. At exactly 3:37 AM, Pedro will remove your roof with the help of his cousins, but he won't build a new roof unless you post in this thread.
FUCK U FREDDY
no thanks teddy not today
No thx teddy
Fuck you and your family
...
oh shit
This is Buu. Buu likes candy. Buu is hiding somewhere in your pantry. At exactly 3:37 AM, Buu will remove your eyes with the power of his mind and turn them into jellybeans and eat them unless you post in this thread.
okokok
please dont do it, teddy
im homeless
This is Hank Hill. Hank is the best propane salesman at Strickland. Hank is hiding somewhere in your garage. At exactly 3:37 AM, Hank will remove the rust from your lawn mower blade with a belt sander, but will put the blade back on backwards, unless you post in this thread.
not taking the chance
ugh
Sod off you gumbo
rude
sleep well, pupper
Fitta
nope
plz no ted
Teddy can't harm me for I am jeff
ok
Oh no teddy plz
stfu
TED talks
Ugh fiiiiiiiiiiine
post
Go to sleep
Oh that's the reason it smells like dead in my flat.
Oh god
Dubs of truth, btw thanks user
Teddy can't do anything because he's dead
don't
Damn teddy, why you gotta do dis
Pls do
What if i'm at work untill 6 am
:(
lol
Ok
That's creepy
i dont wanna die tonight so i comment
fuck you teddy
fagg
plz no
Dumb
Ogga booga
Come and get me
Please do it
luckily im in homeless shelter
fuck
This is OP. OP is a faggot. At exactly 3:37 AM, OP will fuck you in your ass unless you post in this thread.
Stop
Teddy I see you are back in the shitpost rotation!
Congrats!
...
Roll
d...d....DAD!
I want to die, I'm ready.
Lucky
moem pleas