This is Teddy. Teddy is Dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. At exactly 3:37 AM...

This is Teddy. Teddy is Dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. At exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will remove your eyes with a rusted ice pick unless you post in this thread.

dont do it teddy

i live in a cardboard box

Ted, plz no.

TED nope.
Just kill me already man, gf left me and i´m a total wreck for now.

What's the point of those threads? Enjoy your (you) fag. Comes with free sage

teddy pls dn't

can i suck teddys dick ?

lol ur sage didn't work fag

kuk

Teddy pls.

Teddy please dont remove my eyes with an ice pick

Do you even know what sage is newfag?

yeah and it doesn't actually done anything for years

that was almost an hour ago

Kinda want to die but this one sounds like it'd take a while...

Ted pls

umlote mindene

Y teddy ded? How he dah?

no u

Can he just fucking kill me instead? Please?

...

pls nu

NAh fam i aint gay

Pls no

plz i need eyes to see loli porn

Yeah I'll be at work at 3:37am. Good luck.

fuck you... not scared or anything!

coME!

Im immune to dead parents but not to dead me's

Not if this guy gets to them first. He is not from this reality yet exists in our space all the same.

fucking do it teddy

no tedy pls leave my eyes alone

Teady nooo

>F
gay

And he can dimensionally shift. I don't have to tell you, that's serious business.

GGAHH

Teddy no

Ok

gay

Upgrade it to killing me and you've got yourself a deal!

This is Pedro. Pedro is cold. Pedro is hiding somewhere in your freezer. At exactly 3:37 AM, Pedro will remove your roof with the help of his cousins, but he won't build a new roof unless you post in this thread.

FUCK U FREDDY

no thanks teddy not today

No thx teddy

Fuck you and your family

...

oh shit

This is Buu. Buu likes candy. Buu is hiding somewhere in your pantry. At exactly 3:37 AM, Buu will remove your eyes with the power of his mind and turn them into jellybeans and eat them unless you post in this thread.

okokok

please dont do it, teddy

im homeless

This is Hank Hill. Hank is the best propane salesman at Strickland. Hank is hiding somewhere in your garage. At exactly 3:37 AM, Hank will remove the rust from your lawn mower blade with a belt sander, but will put the blade back on backwards, unless you post in this thread.

not taking the chance

ugh

Sod off you gumbo

rude

sleep well, pupper

Fitta

nope

plz no ted

Teddy can't harm me for I am jeff

ok

Oh no teddy plz

stfu

TED talks

Ugh fiiiiiiiiiiine

post

Go to sleep

Oh that's the reason it smells like dead in my flat.

Oh god

Dubs of truth, btw thanks user

Teddy can't do anything because he's dead

don't

Damn teddy, why you gotta do dis

Pls do

What if i'm at work untill 6 am

:(

lol

Ok

That's creepy

i dont wanna die tonight so i comment

fuck you teddy

fagg

plz no

Dumb

Ogga booga

Come and get me

Please do it

luckily im in homeless shelter

fuck

This is OP. OP is a faggot. At exactly 3:37 AM, OP will fuck you in your ass unless you post in this thread.

Stop

Teddy I see you are back in the shitpost rotation!
Congrats!

...

Roll

d...d....DAD!

I want to die, I'm ready.

Lucky

moem pleas