Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
Wat do?

Would you please get out of my bedroom? I want to fucking sleep

blast her with piss

Ask if I can suck her dick.

Begone, thot.

tie her up in the basement and make her my slave

Suck her cock

>Consensual sex in the missionary position for the soul purpose of procreation

Literally who

Do a 360 and walk away

Finger in the bum

Give her a blowjob

So you'd walk into her again. Go back to math class you retarded kid......

2/10

You can't walk away if you do a 360

I hope this is bait

I'd get on my knees and slobber all over her nice feminine penis

Don't you mean 180

hi newfag :)

ask her if i can have the panties she's wearing

thank you for being you, newfag

I'd ask her if we could jerk each other off

Well, I've been masturbating to her images, may as well do it in person.

Deploy immediate erected mushroom from undergarments and force out all of my semen via squeezing my testicles like an over obsorbed ShamWow

I'd slowly slide my hand up and down her pretty girlcock and maintain eye contact as I softly and passionately kissed the head

I sit down with her and ask her to mobilize her fanbase to bring down the Trumpenreich tha't the cancer killing Amerika

Shake it off...

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I'd ask her if she could sign one of my acoustic guitars and then offer to jam a couple of songs with her

You sick fuck, I think that's illegal

>Give her a reason to write a song about me.

Tell her to start from the beginning and get ready for what I can only assume is a bizarre story.

Thats so disrespectful...

Nothing, I don't touch boys

>You are not bothering me Dee Dee
>I am ignoring yuuuuuu

Ask her on a date. No for real I would

GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY, OBVIOUSLY
And make fun of her non-existant ass.

"THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"

>body like an 11 year old boy.
hard pass

How the fuck is that a negative

I wouldworship her, whether that means taking her on a date or fucking her right there. She's a goddess, so she gets what she wants

"Want to go get tacos?"

This guy

Take her to the gym and make her do squats to fix that flat ass

I found the nigger

Try to marry

ask her if we can jam

take that as you may

Do a 1080° off her vagina into a railgrind off her forehead

I'd bring my friend Kanye in the room with me; hopefully he can interrupt whatever the fuck she was doing in the first place.

Ask if she's up for mutual masturbation

Really the only reason I haven't killed myself yet is I want to see Taylor Swift age.

She is so fucking cute

r u implying thats she is a he? u better not. im watching u

fucking normie. get out

hot trap

another nigger detected

No, just that she has a pretty girlcock.

show her the door out

Pull my pants down and begin to jerk off furiously, then say: "look what you made me do."

feminine benis u ignorant cunt

Let her know I'm hungry, ask for some Taylor tots.

Pretty. Fucking. Girlcock.

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i have reported u for indecent behaviour and faggotry

I'll keep sucking her pretty girlcock user

Put a Carly Rae Jepsen mask on her and do her hard doggystyle

/rapemode ON

Tell her that no one believes her new edginess is genuine.

ask her to help me clean my room and buy me a new bed

Scull Fuck that bitch

Drop to the floor, take off her shoes and breath in the heavenly aroma coming from between her toes.

Is this some kind of TV show?
Cause I didn't sign shit.

goddamn freak of nature

Ask her why she is in my room, and tell her to leave immediately.