/heem/ - Rena Kubota Edition

RIZIN is on lads, watch it

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you right

How is Kyoji so fucking fast lads?

That fight with Rena was better than the entire UFC card

SOCCER KICKS

>Trips

This is the true thread

Rena wardrobe malfunction where?

>tfw no rena gf.

we'll use this after

No it wasn't you waifusperg

I would heem every here as long as the yakuza payed them to take a dive

No we won't mandrama boi

you wish

HEEM FLIPPY OUT THE RING
Smart

holy shit motoya how is he still on it

Why did Horiguchi's rnc fail

Was the Pokemon Kabutops named after BASED Rena?

Really wish the other second tier MMA promotions like bellator, wsof and one would use unique rules like rizin does

boring seeing unified rules everywhere

I thought that this was tomorrow. what did i miss?

kyoji putting the beating of a lifetime on this nip

you missed some decent promos and fixed fights

They're not in Japan

>what did I miss
Fixed fights and mandrama

Can you even use other rule sets in US of A ?

But yeah, those Russian and European promotions could use their own rules to spice things up a bit

Motoya is tough as fuck

Great fight really

>thicc gook beats Jazzy
>obese Herring getting cuddled to a loss for 15 minutes
>spicy banger with Rena and a hungarian complete with almost armbar, stomps and liver punishment
>Tenshin killing a wop dago senior citizen

that's about it

They have to use the unified rules in the US.
There are no commissions in Japan so each promotion can use whatever rules and scoring they want.

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salty americans and true bushido spirit japs

oh and weebs

>He doesn't know about the team fights

who /dave meltzer/ here?

#Don't draft Doo ho Choi

super 1 sided fight

wow haha how do u think they get that red stuff on their face?

I think it's ketchup packets in their mouth xD ha ha fake as fuck !

ONE is Singaporean so they could use diff rules

I would say cage warriors should use unified because it's basically a feeder league

Guchi is a savage. Would give DJ real problems.

Oh I've seen one of those events, Polish hools versus English chavs, those poor Anglos had like a 40 pounds disadvantage each, it wasn't very interesting desu

Cage Warriors is a reputable organization.

Still don't get Brad Pickett just being there lel

Big Daddy Dave's pretty cool in person. Brother chatted him up at that show for a few minutes and Meltz gets so excited so easily.

because you're an idiot

Free harem for him later.

I think he's autistic desu

he is with Horiguchi I guess, both train at ATT

TIME FOR THE NATTY GOAT ALLAAAH

>this is fixed

wew lad

He probably is. Would explain how he is so incredibly focused on wrestling/mma for 30+ years.

haha time for amir allahackbari

Both of these lads coming in as clean as a whistle

he's the top p4p mandrama connoisseur in the world

lmao that mask

Cruickshank looks tiny

punch clearly didn't landed bro, all jmma is fixed ya dummy

This is the most natural fight since Reem vs. Brock in 2011

>BR fighter coming out dressed up as a monkey

CANNOT WRITE THE MEMES

They rehearsed it like 100 times bro

>black guy coming out in gorilla mask
what did he mean by this?

>nigger wearing a gorilla mask
my sides

>Hue monkey wearing an ape mask

HAHAHHAH oh this is too much hahah.

>gorilla mask
lmao wtf

Aliakbaris walkout song is pretty good

>Those synthol injected biceps

time for the big goys

hope they don't gas out too quick

Anyone remember this fixed fight?

>just take the L and we'll pay you a cool 100k

Worked

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that's a big hue

It's so obvious seeing Aldo throw his chin onto that punch, how can we even respect this sport anymore

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Sick walkout song

Lol Rizin has online shills? We are watching it cause we know it's fixed. That's the entire appeal.

if geronimo was in the UFC he'd be a lanky middleweight

>no headbutting
>no elbowbutting

They're big guys.

what's his work out regimen?

>Taken down
>Side control immediately

These goofs suck so hard

At least in Pride they had buttbutting, as demonstrated by Mark Hunt

Damn if Amir knew any subs

Gigga nigga is gonna get tappy pretty soon.

Lift weights, train MMA eat trenbaloinge sandwich.

UUUU

290lbs is just too big to be an exciting fighter

Aliakbari finna make this nigga submit. I see the setup finna happen, playing with him putting his nuts in his face.

This nigga getting beat up like he getting jumped cuz. He getting beat up like there's 2 or 3 niggas on him.

How much horse meat do these guys eat?

tko (position)

Kek he got schooled.

mashallah lads

Anywhere I can watch the Rena fights?

Just popped a cialis and found out that I missed it...

not being racist, but dat nigga straight up looks like an ape

Did anyone see Amir's takedown? I didn't catch how he did it, it looked like the dude just fell

what song bro,just missed it

>not being racist

That is why your country is going to the dogs lol.

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how can whitebois even compete?I

I like this trumpet music

Which anime intro is this?

The guy he was fighting was a literal juiced up power lifter with no concept of takedown defense or scrambling.

nuh huh they better then ever until brexit...hows their pound btw

allah willed it

> a kiwi