United VS Chelsea Pre Game Thread

k/o in 5 bongs

Can Mou dent chelseas title hopes?
Will pogba do something?
Is rooney still alive?

who /HYPE/ here?

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>tfw united finish outside the top 4 and don't win Europa league

As a United fan we're not winning this

Chelshit have looked shaky lately. Man U may get a result.

what is going on with wayne-o? feels like i haven't seen his mug in months

>Manchester United’s Premier League unbeaten run now stands at 21 matches (W11 D10 L0)
>Zlatan Ibrahimovic has been involved in 18 goals in his last 17 Premier League appearances (13 goals, 5 assists).
>United have scored just three goals in their last 10 games against Chelsea in all competitions (an average of 0.3 per game)
>N’Golo Kante has netted each of Chelsea’s last two goals against United in all competitions – they are his only goals in 34 appearances for Conte’s side

/eredivies/ runs /epl/

will be laughs all round if kante scores again tonight

As a United fan, we're gonna end up with a draw.

I can't see Chelsea beating United 3 times in a season. Luckily Chelsea beat a good lead so far because I'd put money on this being a draw.

Man poo 1-0 chelsea

>Will pogba do something?
We've already established he only shows up in big games, Andelecht or West Brom simply aren't challenging enough for him. Goal + assist

>Chelsea play the same football they did under me, but they're not criticized for it
So now he's managed to combine attempts to take credit for Conte's Chelsea AND whining about journalists into a single sentence. What a sad little shit this man has become!

Oi, why aren't you defending Poogba in this thread?

>Sup Forums being clueless and talking shit about future Balloon Door monopolizer again
Not on my watch

>Can Mou dent chelseas title hopes?
no
>Will pogba do something?
no
>Is rooney still alive?
yes

why didn't manure outbid chelsea for kante?

>tfw Chelsea solidify Liverpool's top 4 finish today

thanks la's

Don't forget that behind both of Kante's goals, there was the same culprit not bothering to close him down

based desu

why would they need him when they have dabbing djemba djemba?

...

not popular enough in high school

>Can Mou dent Chelsea's title hopes?
No

>Will Pogba do something?
No

>Is Rooney still alive?
Who?

That's 1-1 draw in my book.

>That's 1-1 draw in my book.

Put a fucking bet on it. Bus parking will be going on after a goal each is scored

Sleep for 4 hours and watch this game or stay up for the Liverpool game as well?

>sleeping when you can be posting on Sup Forums instead

Sleep for 2 hours and catch the second half of the Liverpool game and then the Man Utd - Chelsea game.

their obsession with Herrera is comical, such a bog standard midfielder

guess it can be filed under "it's special because United lad" syndrome

>tfw you realise Sup Forums traffic has slowed down because the customers don't come here anymore

more importantly, a goalkeeper not seriously considering that he may actually have a shot..

Sup Forums traffic has slowed because everyone's on Sup Forums.

Well, they had to take the tweet down after Herrera got sent off and Kante scored

El plastico

>75272193
>man city bandwagoner calling anyone else plastic
end yourself

>De gay just chilling at his near post
>Pogba jogging casually 6 feet behind Kante
>surely he won't shoot (again)

if Herrera was so good why is he only playing at United

Can't wait for /trans/, the delusion is sure to come back
>I DEMAND SEVEN HUDRED MILLION TRANSFER BUDGET TO COMPETE NEXT SEASON

What we all /drinking/ for the big game today ?

>Tebow expected to miss the game

nervous 2bh. Hope begovic can put in a shift

twitter.com/BenDinnery/status/853556204693540864

Gives the ol' braino a squeeze

>implying this isn't going to be another 0-0 or 1-1 borefest

‘I want you to play as well as you can,’ Mourinho yells. ‘I want you to go into tackles like a man. Do you know what it looks like when you tackle? No? Let me show you.’

‘That’s how you tackle. Ooh, I mustn’t get hurt. And absolutely mustn’t get dirty,’ he shouts while repeating his Ozil tackle parody.

‘Do you know what, Mesut? Cry if you like! Sob away! You’re such a baby. Go and take a shower. We don’t need you.’

>When will we get this Mourinho at United??

F*ck

water, since I'm not a degenerate alcoholic that has nothing to live for

Another boring Mouyes drawn game incoming.

There's nothing of Mourinho left in the decaying carcass known as >mouyes. He's evolved into bitter, high-budget Tony Pulis

>ywn live in America working as a football pundit for NBCSN

Must be the comfiest job on the planet

>spending money on quality nogs instead of meme nogs
lol are you even a big club?

What did >she do to him

he has nothing to say. nothing.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Mou is going for the tortured artist aesthetic and it is /fa/ as FUCK

>life and carreer ruined by handjob-giving "physio"
>the state of Portugese managerial manlets

It's no coincidence he played every match until he scored the record goal and has barely featured since
Probably a 'let me get that record and I'll go off quietly to China/MLS' vs a 'I will cause the biggest shitstorm you've ever seen'

Pogba comparing himself to kante

Yes but you dont fucking defend either you dabbing sissokho

>they got stuck in the cupboard at Old Trafford to broadcast from
>Those loud as fuck security tests going off constantly

>tortured artist
Could you say he mastered... drawing?

>they are his only goals in 34 appearances for Conte’s side
He is a defender

This

You are Shadow. My reverse-self-haitng side

Sleep. It is still 7am in usa and midday in brit

The bandwagon derby

fair play, great post

Finish this sentence:
CHELSEA CHELSEA _________

Courtois is out

That head game too strong

bit cold

I'd honestly take a 1-1 draw at this point.

sin,

Local Canadian United fan.

>People don't think United will win

Sup Forumss literal face right now

I don't rate him desu

Sup Forums is ALWAYS wrong, Sup Forums is always right

pogba > herrera > kante desu

Mouyes constant moaning does my fucking head in. Wish he would let his teams do the talking but no its all about him, the belligerent arsehole

Who Sup Forums here?

Right here

>ywn be english

>pol

because United is on a roll right? They drew the mighty Anderlecht in Europe.

>tfw no YKTD

>absolutely no wobble

thats muscle

Anderlecht would win the premier league

half of pol is self hating blacks who want to be killed

Anyone can win the premier league, m8

>Sup Forums
>white

Behind virtually every American flag on Sup Forums is an Asian or a Latinx.

Nu-Mou would never say such hurtful and mean things to Pogba

Sup Forums has always striked me as a hispanic based board for some reason

Underrated post

Costa will cost(a) Chelsea the title with another horrible game.

I feel like Coutinho has been in his early 20s for ten years.

t. Sfinterista

What amazes me with Sup Forums is that they rely on statitics to blame non-white people, and at the same time praise libertarianism.

Mouyes actually phoned up Kante to bring him to United but Kante didn't want to go there, says a lot when he'd rather go to a 10th place team than a team with European football.

Reminder that /po/, for all purposes, is the new Sup Forums and the first board new users use.
I pray Sup Forums never falls in their hands.

don't talk shit about /po/

Gomen gomen senpai, *Sup Forums.

United already 5-0 down on aggregate after two games, Chelsea has this already.

>and at the same time praise libertarianism.

?

It's too late for that

Sup Forums is

>nationalistic
>conservativ
>zero liberalism
>no anti-fa
>no degeneracy
>NO JEWS

>no degeneracy

except there are loads of gays and non whites on Sup Forums so i dont know what the fuck youre on about

the site's undergone a strange metamorphosis

god Sup Forums is so fucked. it's always dead and it's constantly filled to the brim with Sup Forums and reddit (as if there's any difference). I only come here for the big games these days.

>i never come here
>but here's my take on the content

shell of its former self for sure, but user pls