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what's the best life advice you know ?

try to live according to the idea that you can make your life worth living

"Eat 5 dried grams in silent darkness"

Do not eat yellow snow

Never forget to check your references.

"Remember that you have to die"

dont care at all

everyone makes mistakes, it's what makes you human

don't wipe your ass with a broken beer bottle

Momento mori

go to the fuckin gym

Even though people's feelings don't matter in any real sense, you have to act like they do.

Advice I wish I had years ago

traps are gay

Obi Wan?

>Fuck as often as possible
>Never settle for anything
>Don't live with regrets, but don't forget your mistakes
>Put more into the world than you take out if it
>Exercise your body, and exercise your mind
>The more difficult path doesn't always have the best reward
>Connections are more important than skill
>Always know what you want, and how to obtain it
>There's a thin line between confidence and pride

I think that is the most powerful advice you can give to someone. Only when you accept that you're not eternal is when you can face whaterver it comes. That's the only time when only the important things matter.

dress for the job you want, not for the one you have

Now, that's a name I haven't heard in a long time...

this

don't do cocaine around anyone that can make you angry.
almost killed my dealer

Smoke weed but get shit done

attitude, not aptitude, determines altitude.

i love this

Don't kill hobos when there are whitnesses. I learned that the hard way

Face any and all problems head on, the only way to survive the shit of life is going through it.

valar morghulis

The face you're weird is the face you're carrying

When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change

If you're going to be thinking anyway, might as well think big.

People are more forgiving than you think, if they could tell that you're trying your best.

"I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free."
- Nikos Kazantzakis

Marcus Aurelius

Just fucking think about things please

meditations is a great read.
"what in this is unbearable and beyond endurance?"

Do unto others as you expect done to you.

., life is life , and life is divine , life is infinite , life is unified , life is a difinity ,.

You won’t be happy for long, so enjoy it

- Stop giving a fuck
- Judge a girl by actions, not by words

Marcus Aurelius and Ecclesiastes are both great.
>You are a little part of a big picture.
>The best you can do is live rightly and not be a fucking retard.
>Learn to enjoy what you have.

Pick up a book, pick up a shovel
Put down the gun, throw up the fist
Throw intelligent words in this game of conversation
Try a new arrangement
Dollars and sensibility
Intelligence and ability
Eloquence and nobility
Delicatessens
Treat your girl like you treat your TV
How you should use your headphones and positive role models
Try staying home
Stop trying to prove
Stop trying to be, stop trying to do
Just be proof, do, and exist
Go to college
Respect your mother
Look out for your little sister
Respect no one except yourself
Treat all others how you expect in return
Exercise intellect
If you're lackin pretend
Call few people enemies and call fewer people friends
Don't do it for the wealth, do it all for the love
Love everything you do, and do nothing halfheartedly
Be what you speak
Man, never speak on what you be
Even if you're lost, front like you got a plan
It ain't that hard, but stand if you're ready to be a man

If you want to have what you never had, you have to do what your never did.

Changed my life

>a mind that is stretchedby anewexperience can never go back to its old dimensions

wisest advice youll ever here

Fuck everyone going up

Wut?

don't give anythyng for granted

fuck bitches, acquire currency.

When your instinct says someone is duping you - trust it, it is most likely right and even if not, it's just not worth the risk
>stop talking with the person on the spot, you don't owe them anything

If you're the best person in the room, you're in the wrong room.

If it be what it do, then it must is

Never fry bacon naked

The worst vice is advice.

Lead by Example, not word of mouth.

Money can't buy happiness but poverty will buy you misery.

Grandpa always said when you get older be careful when sitting you might sit on your balls

Stop caring so much about other people's opinions, they don't care nearly as much about you as you think you do.

In the end dying is just another bodily function, like taking a shit. It can hurt but in the end, relief.

Confirming truth. I have made this mistake.

you can't feel relief if you are dead.

...

The absence of pain is relief. Life is suffering.

Suicide is always the anwser

Find something you love to do everyday.
Then figure out how to make money off of it.

SAVE YOUR MONEY
DONT HAVE KIDS TIL YOU ARE READY
LEARN
DO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY

WHY?

I BARELY HAVE ANY
I HAVE A KID TTHAT WASNT PLANNED
I DROPPED OUT OF A GOOD EDUCATION
IM NOT HAPPY

If you have a dog, feed it everyday. If you don't, don't.

Crush your enemies.
See them driven before you.
Hear the lamentations of their women.

The secret to finding happiness is to choose to.

Not everyone can be happy but that is not a personal failing. Sometimes just having peace in your life is enough.

don't be a cunt

Live begins where your comfort zone ends. Try to do something challenging everyday to grow as a person everyday, build discipline through doing these things you don't enjoy.
Discipline equals freedom, so once you are comfortable with being uncomfortable and have good discipline you are not constrained on accomplishing thing in life which is truly amazing.

Always stand up to your bullies and abusers. They thrive on you keeping quiet and docile.

People lie.
All the time.
About everything.
Sometimes for a reason.
Sometimes not.
Bitter people are bitter because they know how the world really works.
Cynical people are cynical because they know how the world really works.
Motivational books are opium for the wage slave.
Happiness, love, attraction are just chemical reactions in your head.

>this

This times 100. Life begins where your comfort zone ends.

I would add to this... if anyone ever tries to stop you from leaving your comfort zone, drop them. Loser friends will try to hold you back.

Nihilist fag. Kys already.

You must live a bitter life lmao

Strive to improve by 1% every day. Be it exercising, eating healthy or reading books. Small improvements create the biggest changes over time.

Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
When in another's lair, show them respect or else do not go there.
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.
Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
Do not harm little children.
Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them.

Don't do drugs excessively. It'll take over who you are. It's fun in the moment but you don't want to wake up looking for a fix every day and wondering if you're going to have a seizure.
>t. Former benzo addiction

Trust in the Lord with all your heart and do not lean on your own understanding. Acknowledge him in all your ways and he will make your path straight.

- Proverbs 3:5
One of my favorite Proverbs from the Bible.

The red bit on cheese wheels is wax, no eat

Prior
Preparation
Prevents
Poor
Performance

Humankind cannot bear much reality, eh, mate?

If you have any mental illness if you can just keep it between you and your doctors. People even family will treat you differently for life if you tell them. There's no shame in being ill, but mental illness carries a huge stigma don't believe the lies that it does not.

Hard work pays off

Women are a waste of time and money.

If you care enough about something, you will work towards attaining, sustaining or accomplishing it.

No joke this is some solid advice.

tru tru

A published paper got critique?

Avoid dying

With this, keep your body satisfied, not your image.

If you explore abandoned buildings aka urban explorer wear a respirator so you don't inhale lead dust or asbestos.

Another Satanist. Nice.

Live fast and die young

Remember the grandpa in Little Miss Sunshine? "Fuck a lot of girls, as many as you can"

I forgot the question. Oh yeah, never ask for or give advice. Only eat foods that are whole and natural. Drink only water. Live to Skate, Skate or Die.

thats enough crow talk for one day

Didn't expect someone here to get that reference.

Use your fucking turn signal.