Let's get a story/green text thread going about what you have done when you have found a drunk or passed out girl at a...

Let's get a story/green text thread going about what you have done when you have found a drunk or passed out girl at a party.

>story/green text

okay here goes
>be at a party
>this girl i know passes out from booze and drugs
>take her to the ambulance
>she sobers up when they put in the iv
>be glad i helped her

you're a fucken scumbag m8

make her eat eggs

>bowl of eggs

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i rubbed my dick on a female friend's lips as she lay passed out.

i felt the outside of another female friends vagina as she lay passed out.

I masturbated on another female friend as she slept from meth binge exhaustion

>be me at house party with some friends
>drunk as a skunk girl comes up to me and starts talking
>thinks I'm one of her friends, talks about memories with him lmao
>I used to go to house parties with a bottle of liquor, everclear if available. >This time I had tequila
>offer her tequila, she drinks happily from the bottle
>10min passes, she's sloppy as fuck, I take selfies with her
>30min passes, she's fallen out of the lawn chair
>some people claim her as friend, I carry her to their car
>grab some titty while placing her in car while I'm hoping nobody can see
>no idea if they were actually her friends or not, just guys in the car and her in the back seat
>I'm sure I could have taken her home, but she pissed herself, fuck that

>gf gets home after night with the gals
>Passes out in fetal position
>Move legs more open
>FingerBlast her until she was wet
>Slowly work in penis, only get half way before she started to roll over
Shit was cash for what it was
This shit is my fetish

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>at friend's party
>his cousin, 17-18 is passed tf out on the bed after failing to watch all of a movie
>the rest of the party has quieted down and all the strangers are gone, it's us inner-circle friends left
>gently pull the blanket over her and ensure nothing is exposed to the open air so that she doesn't catch cold or anything

She and I are both taken, it would be rude to do something especially when she's defenseless, and I wouldn't want to be taken advantage of then either.

Remember that karmic recourse tends to swing back because a bunch of people will remember the bad shit you did once and not the good shit you did all the time. And boy, do people these days like to get their pound of flesh.

Does it trigger you to be around people who don't approve of everything here?

I’ve never been to a party because I don’t have any friends:(

You sound like a complete faggot. The best sex is when they are asleep.

>Be in military,
>Girl wants to lay on my lap and take a nap in the Day room
>Shes drunk and passes out.
>My hand reaches around and feels the shit out of her.
>Try to take her to my room but she wakes up a bit and goes to hers.

>camping with friends
>everyones drunk and fucking in their tents
>friends sister came alone
>she fell asleep at the fire
>decide to carry her into tent
>lay her down
>hmm
>she grunts a little as i lay her down
>see her panties
>stare at her pussy bulge through her leggings
>smell it
>boner town
>pull it down a bit
>nice puffy innie
>lick it while jerking off
>about to cum
>cum over her pussy
>massive guilt kicks in
>try wipe cum off her
>she pushes her hand down over her vag and scratches while asleep rubbing my cum all over
>she rolls over onto her stomach
>shit
>go sleep out by the fire
>hear everyone fucking in their tents
>get horny again
>go back in and stick tip of dick against her lips
>pull her top down a bit
>jerking
>stick tip of dick against her lips as i cum
>goes into her mouth
>go sit out at fire and sleep
>wake up in morning
>she comes out with a wipe and wipes her "drool" up off her face
>she thinks she must've vomited a bit in her sleep which is the "foul taste"
>someone notes to white cum stain on her leggings
>"gross"
>she assumes shes leaned or rub against someones used condom

she has a beard

women are told to let go of their bladders/bowels as a deterrent to rapists. It repulses them, just as it did to you. She was awake and conscious enough to know your fucking game.

>Dating gf for two years
>shes a complete pot head
>annoying as fuck, worthless in bed (starfish)
>one time she gets wasted worse than shes ever been before
>I want to see something worth cumming to
>cover her snatch in pb
>call over her dog to lick it off
>jerk off to my shitty gf getting eaten out by a german sheppard

lol not a chance, I had no nefarious plans, just enjoying the night with my friends who definitely would have judged me harshly for doing such ghastly things that you're implying. no newfriend, sometimes people just get drunk and piss themselves

tbh if I really wanted to I'd just take her to a cheap motel and hose her off in the shower. lol @ deterrent