I haven't washed my Fleshlight in 2 years. I use her (Marica) 2 or 3 times a day. AMA

I haven't washed my Fleshlight in 2 years. I use her (Marica) 2 or 3 times a day. AMA.

How does it smell, like if someone found it and sniffed it, how bad would they gag?

Weird Exif timestamp. Should be 2017/12 03:18 but legit just took.

This is a lie. Turn it inside out to show or fuck off. You'd get a cock infection fucking a 2 year unwashed cock tube

Just smells like latex dude! Occasionally it does smell a little like ammonia, like a really pissy smell but i have to be up real close like simulating oral or whatever

post picture of it being used

It doesn't really go inside out, it's a penthouse cyberstroker and turning it inside out will damage the exterior. See?

How do you even wash them?
Do just go to any old tap, and swill it out with water?

Simulating oral ...

Will need to build up stamina for that. Just got done. Have a close up of the exterior.

Nice pube.

That's what they say! Also applying cornstarch can help it feel "more realistic" and refresh it because the material tends to go tacky

Apple cider vinegar and water .. or bicarbonate of sode or Hydrogen peroxide 3% dilution should all be ok.

Yep!

Pictured: my dicker. Rate my.cum please

rated .. sad/lonely

Bumping with my open tabs

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What does it feel like to have male thrush?

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I genuinely have only had 3 UTIs and I'm 25. I consider that fair to middling.

3:35 AM Britfag detected ..

Ye.

Do fleshlights even work?
in fleshlight videos online, the dick isn't even moving in and out of the vagina. Doesn't that render fleshlights utterly useless? Am I the only one to think of this?

I can only literally answer for about 10 more minutes. My sleeping pill is kicking my ass.

Dont name your fucking fleshlight dude.

I am 26 and have never had a UTI. I consider that to be the norm.

It's like a more intimate wank; it's not really anything like real sex; surprisingly I'm not a virgin - I've paid for and have had actual romantic sex.. but yeah, like a much nicer wank. Feels better than a hand is all.

It's taken from a mold of Marica Hase (Japanese pornstar) - it's her vagina in rubber

I thought it was a normal routine kind of thing. Now I'm sort of confused.

fuck why did /r/incels have to get shut down

Please see
Also, I don't know. It was lulzy. Shame though!

Sleeping in 5 minutes tops. Get your last questions out of the way

Is she pregnant? Do you want a boi or a grill?

No, it's latex. I want two little girls.

Maybe it is in England. Here in New Zealand they are kinda rare. My sister is a RN and I'm forced to listen to that kinda shit all the time.

Nah I have a fleshlight dude is lying, no way he doesn't clean it out.

How do you live with the smell lol