ITT: We act like gentlemen until someone rolls trips, then we go apeshit

ITT: We act like gentlemen until someone rolls trips, then we go apeshit.

Hello there! And how does this evening find you?

Splendid old bean, and yours?

Well, sir, well! Every industrious man deserves a respite now and then, no?

Oh yes, quite so!

*walks in thread casually* How are my amazing guests doing?

Most excellent, sir

how has everybody's day been?

Archibald! Do come in and join us!

Capital! Dr. Arthur Robertson, pleased to meet you!

Ah, Charles! The sherry is exquisite, as always!

*walks into room* Good day gents! Anybody see the fisticuff scuffle outside? Damned ruffians. Where is the tea?

quite exceptional.

Indeed, it is high time something is done about that rabble!

Cheeky

*strolls into conversation* How do you do, sirs?

Quite well, old chap. Join us for some gentlemanly banter.

*starts playing Piano Concerto No. 19 in F major, K. 459: Allegro on piano*

I wish to end my life

Gentlemen

And begin anew, yes, as do I.
We are of one mind on the matter.

...

Good evening gentlemen.

Mmm, yes.

Does anyone have any Grey Poupon?

Evening lads

I do fear that this thread will die out before one will "roll trips", as they say

No, sir, all I have is Dijon.
ohohohohoho

g'day muote ayy

Would it bother you gentlemen to let me in the conversation?

I must say I am excited, for my trips have finally arrived

Not at all sir.

Ello maties fine evening yes?

Evnin' gents.

Ah, too bad old boy. Better luck next time. Join us for some whiskey and cigars.

You were quite certain of that weren’t you?! You rapscallion.

Ello chaps.

I must say, what a delightful attempt, better luck next time good chap!

Trips get

I would like this so called "trips".

I say! A mighty fine evening for a gathering of chums. Ho ho !

Pass the lemonade Codsworth. Delicious!

Ello!Welcome to the thread my good sir.

Evening guvna! Hope everyone's having a proper evening.

I forecast quite the hoi polloi hooplah should the fife fifes come this way.

Why I appreciate it my dear friend.

Oh dear, that was a seriously close call on your part wasn't it?

Perhaps a female shall have luck in this endeavor? Common knowledge dictates that, "Bitches be trippin."

Oh, and by one off as well!

Hello gentlemen. My space key is broken on the typewritographer of my personal computation device, so I'm having to use Ctrl+V, the old "Copy and paste skidoodle", if you will.

Be careful old chap! You almost spilled your drink.

Of course I am!
What a silly thing to say.

As are you sir, you daresay almost got Quints.

Awfully close, but no cigar I say ohohoho

So close my fellow chaps.

Apeshit? I hardly think it's appropriate to mention monkey feces in this conversation. I say...

Fucking niggers

Good evening sire, your daily suck?

Say, are any of you fine Gentlemen educated in Darwin's theory of evolution? There are simply fascinating implications of human origins from primates. Particularly I find interest in studying those whom, may I say, "chimp out". *sips tea w/ pinky up*

My, how lovely and educated is this thread, if I might say so myself. How's everyone on this fine evening?

Why hello kind sir, i bring with me this here sequence of the same number repeated thrice at the end of my post identification numeric

M'lady.

if it ain't my ol' chaps? I see you gentlemen seem to be looking for triplets. I'll be taking my leave and I wish you all swell luck.

Ouch! Better luck next time old chap!

Best to keep this manner of humor out of the minutes

hmmmmm

Kys niggers

Thanks for rolling trips cunt

Ah yes, perhaps revealing of the breasts will summon said trips.

Evening gentlemen

Yes, Splendid opportunity for one

I daresay gentlemen, what is your opinion on some commonfolk living in these moving houses? Is it as comfortable as the working class make it out to be?

I must say I am curious however I don't think I could handle life without having stables or a butler.

I say you were quite close!

My... It seems that i have failed at predicting my post's placement. Thus i shall try once again, i call a repetition of the act of rotation

I must say, I really want those trips but I don't want to act like a bundle of sticks

Top of the morning to ya mate

Tally ho! Another gambit at trips!

GUARDS, PLEASE ESCORT THIS MAN FROM THE PREMISES. I'm terribly sorry everyone, I suppose I misjudged the character of that fellow. In the future we must be careful not to associate with such riffraff, gentlemen.

Dumb faggots trips have been rolled

Now where has the danmed piccalilli jar run off to...

Good evening, may I lick thy feces off your anus.

In this attempt i shall do my best to reduce the amount of words i use to articulate myself. Here is another attempt at this silly, yet amusing tomfoolery

I say, another chance is coming up quite rapidly.

Absolute hogwash. Perhaps the lower classes find themselves suited to live in such a manner, I myself however more, shant live in such squalor.

Good evening dear sir.

It is indeed curious. Pretty adventurous of them, isn't it? To live inside a small cabin moving around as they see fit. Me, I wouldn't have the free time to take part in such activities though.

Simply uncalled for, how crude!

A new attempt at trips achievement eh?

well, I do say this is quite a pleasing place full of fine gentlemen.

no ones gonna roll trips

Sir seems not to know what triplets are. Triplets only count for the last 3 digits my good ol' chap.

Right there with you sir

Ready yourselves for back to back qualifying numerals, yes?

I think it's time someone got these so called trips so we're able to rejoice in our true nature.

Such a pity! For there are always those who wish to spoil to good cheer for all!

Quite alright old bean. We shall carry on without such nonsense. Now who wants to rub my member?

Yes it does seem quite adventurous doesn't it? I daresay it would be particularly nice to have a rolly-polly house on wheels but I'm not altogether sure.

Observe! I have done it! I have acquired the same three numbers in a row!

ayohol up

Don't lose hope!

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