It's Saturday Night, why aren't you out with your friends, Sup Forums?

It's Saturday Night, why aren't you out with your friends, Sup Forums?

I don't have friends.

Taking it easy tonight. It's 11 pm right now and I gotta be up at 4 am to get ready to go out and tailgate and then go to the football game.

>nightshift

Where you work at, user?

I left all my friends to go to a university in a new town.

I have yet to make any friends at this university. It's honestly one of the reasons I feel so depressed lately.

Because I dropped the backstabbing, ungrateful piles of shit.
Every last fucking one of those sad, disgusting motherfuckers conspired against me so that I'd fuck up because they couldn't stand the sight of me actually fucking happy for once in my god damn life.

Nice dubs

You too.

Misery loves company, user.
>Also, nice dubs

Yeah.

My cat is the I KY friend I need.

Because they're all anti-social. I'm also anti-social, but I wanna get drunk with other people.

The only friend i have is my cat next to me

Asocial*

Because I'm not made of money, you dumbass

You are my friends. You and alcohol

I'm running a game with a group of online friends, SO idk what you're talking about.

Cause my only friend is my weed dealer and he's too busy having a gf and will only hang out out of pity or drug money.

what game?

One of my own making, closer to collaborative storytelling actually, everybody plays as a god of something and they can pretty much do anything they want.

Same