Hey Sup Forums i've had a shitty life. Everything fucking sucks. The only thing I do is go on Sup Forums, drink beer...

Hey Sup Forums i've had a shitty life. Everything fucking sucks. The only thing I do is go on Sup Forums, drink beer, and jerk it to midget porn. I want this to finally end. I can't livestream this because my internet is fucking horrible, but I will take pictures if you guys want to see my cut my cock in half.

Go ahead. I'm waiting.

dont do it m8

That's massive. Why would you wanna kill yourself if that's what you're packing

do it loser

At least you'll get a few hours of attention and love if you cut your penis in half for us.

:(

zero cut in half is still 0, OP

do it please

Proof. I'm going to do it, i'm just chugging 4Lokos right now.

where'd you get that sick bracelet OP

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Wait.....what's this?

I'll stick around

Hu

Fucking kek

faggot

Pfffft. I'm not going down that easily.

Cool bro. Just cut the bottom part in half like some tribes do. Make sure you don't cut it off, unless you really want to that is.

plot twist

Just because your life is shitty doesn't mean you should make it worse or go out in a shitty way. Kind of cliche.

I'm growing more powerful...

Hey man can you stop reading and just get started please? At least a small slice to keep us entertained before you seal the deal.

Keep in mind, while this guy is learning German, he still has his chode out.

OP has spun quite the interesting yarn. have an upvote :^)

It's.....it's......????

!!!!!Meinkraft!!!!!
zomg!

Yo do it than call yourself Caitlyn

Redstone

I can't tell whether I should laugh or cringe.

I don't blame you; I blame Sup Forums. I can't feel anything anymore.

This post suddenly has me interested

GAHHHH ITS TOO POWERFUL!!!

Kek

THIS IS CRAAAZY

Do it faggot we all know you won't

put me in teh screenshot guys!!!

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Get the little cock out. At least dip it in some sort of caustic fluid. I want to see you in pain.

no! you can still do it op! kill yourself quickly before it overtakes you!

ALL HEIL DEAUTSHALND!

> implying someone will screenshot this dreck

Dubs speak truth.

please discontinue

I feel, perhaps, only I laugh

Hahahah!!! Sup Forums you just got trolled BIG TIME! I hate all of you pieces of crap. You need to stop being so damn stupid!!!! Have fun with being literal autists!

i better see some cock cutting or some tutorials on how to destroy bedrock real soon or I'm outta here

I can't believe I'm actually saying this, but I actually preferred it when you were planning to chop your dick off,

Christ, you are fifty shades of terrible.

MODS

>rage comic bracelet
>fucking minecraft book

That image makes me laugh so much

LOL small dick think he funny

yup

GET OUT OF MY THREAD JEW!!!!!

no ones gonna screencap this

stop getting your mother to pay for all that shit

Wtf is wrong with you? I mean i'm glad you didnt cut your cock, cause shit like that is nasty, but why the hell would you post yourself like that on the internet and why the hell would you own these things in your pic anyways?

You spent money on the entire outfit, down to the bracelet, for a troll post?
That's sad.

I can fap to this

Says the guy posting his face with his dick hanging out. Good luck landing that job someday; we'll be sure to fax this along with your resume to your perspective employer.

Implying, of course, you're not some basement-dwelling troglodyte.

>literal autists
>has a pepe shirt
>has a rage face bracelet
>has a Minecraft book
>shaved pubes growing out of face to look like Hitler
We might be autists but damn my nigger look in the mirror please

Pls kys

make it stop

holy shit its like he bought all of spencers.

You've misspelled that. It's trolgurgledik

I want to get fucked by you while you are still wearing the Mountain Dew underwear hmu

Nvm I just noticed you took the time to stage mw2 with the rest of your.... attire... You can have all my Internet scheckles tonight.

RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

> the consummation of autistry

photoshop his itty bitty dick in his mouth

Yahztee, is that you?

Explain how doing that makes any sense, faggot.

o don't want peepees on my compueter

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I hope you'll be alt-right

/thread/

hell yeah

oh well fuck this noise

I'm upset

>you guys want to see my cut my cock in half
Looks like it was already cut into 4ths

Bump so we can ID the guy