Pitch your business ideas to me Sup Forums

Pitch your business ideas to me Sup Forums.

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Tinder but for people who want to fight.

No.

I want to make a geeky D&D themed bar and host open table nights where I DM for fellow autistic retards and get shitty drunk.

Drugs

A pizza shop where you make your own pies

A type of carbonated beverage with meth in it.
I'll call it...Cabo-meth-ola

A belt store in the ghetto, so niggers can hold up their pants.

What would it be called

female breast milk
female breast cheese
and other assorted breast milk products

Finder

Fight Club obviously

fight club

Giddy up.

Thought about it for a long time, here goes:

Condiment only restaurant. We make a variety of diverse artisanal condiments, you bring your own food and try all the condiments for a flat rate.

An "art" studio where patrons pay to fap in the front window
Should be legal if it is "art"

A car

Rumble

The great meet and beat

Those are ALL fucking lame

Fister

An hybrid/electric car junkyard,
>recycle batteries
>all those expensive electronic components
>in some years, the first electric and hybrid cars will be collection items, and you will have a lot of spare parts to sell at a high price

Someoen steal my idea, I dont have enough money to start it up.

A topless bar where you can buy the panties right off the waitresses.

a competitive hide & seek establishment.

-several courses
-various obstacles
-both light and in the dark

Thought about it for a long time, here it is:

Condiment only restaurant. We make a variety of culturally diverse artisanal condiments made with only fresh, authentic ingredients. You bring in your own favorite foods and you pick which condiments you want to try. Maybe you can select from different surated condiment sample packages like traditional south american condiments, or flavors of east asia. Maybe you can make your own selection of 5-10 condiments, or for a price even a sample of all condiments.

fuck i thought the first one didnt post

someone already said this idea, and its dumb, unless you posted it twice in which case its twice as dumb.

see

also fuck you its a great idea

im sure thats why everyone does it

going to a park bathroom and bending over near a tip jar

>Pitch your business ideas to me Sup Forums.

Three kilos of cocaine

>hey founder of uber, Id love to invest, but everyone isnt doing it already so it must be dumb

Id like to see that!

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Uber but with rickshaws.

A seafood restaurant where you have to catch your own fish in a pond out the back. Make more money from selling beer then fish obviously.

Use the homeless to pull them

I'd prefer Rumblr

also add some competitive shit like a leaderboard so insecure fags spend more time there, as a prize give them a crappy medal and their photo on the wall

Plot twist: no fish in the pond just a bunch of drunk fat guys with fishing poles and their fat wives nagging in the restaurant

i think i recall this app idea being under the radar on the apple app store for a very brief time

shut down quickly

I hate family reunions

Rumblr

It's not illegal if all parties involve consent, right?

Did I mention we have beer?
Or wine if you're a faggot

a porn series where two dudes fight over a chick in the first half, then the loser is cucked by the winner in the second half

we need fucking smash tv

youtube.com/watch?v=GdA_-2hnhJY

Alright

Get a small forum of people who would collectively pickpocket people at expensive theme parks, ex. Disneyland/world. people figure it out from there

Well I have a REALLY good idea to change the cotton swabs to something better, cleaner and eco friendly

And most of all reusable for ever

that sbeen done
its called gypises

really? no one??

a site where user's can post images that create a temporary thread, people can then post reply's with text or images. and the website would have many different boards for subjects so everything is organized.

i like this

Sounds fun but that suggests that the autists will leave the house, which is impossible

Genius

hell yes. thats dope. just fyi tho... OP wants to steal these ideas

Sounds like a legal nightmare

already exists in nearly every beach town

Cat furs from a cat ranch.

first you skin the cats, and feed the left overs to rats.

They are on their own rat ranch.

When they get fat, you feed the rats to the cats.

When the cats get fat you skin them and sell the furs.

Cat furs become the biggest rage.

Endless income.

Score!

...

holy fuck make it hapen

back to Redddittt

A spray that makes your dog shit disapear

So a noose

A radio station that only plays instrumentals of obscure 80's/90's kids movie soundtracks. There will be no host and the songs will never be identified

funniest comment ever

seeking investors for phase one - which is the cat ranch.

soon to be followed by phase 2 - the rat ranch.

get in on the ground floor.

Everybody can see the logic to this endless income business opportunity.

Thanks bud

How much profit are we talkin here? Thousands? Millions?

what kind of investment?

it is, if you think people making your establishment their second destination for ONLY ONE GODDAMN MEAL. THIS ISNT PUZZLE TACOSAUCE DAY ASSHAT.

Sodium chloride

I like you

This is very old idea, there are shit ton of these already

Its not though. Most condiments are seriously fucking like two ingredients. Even those trendy aolis are just mayo. You can't build a business on a product that flimsy. There's fancy stuff you can do with them maybe, but describing them as artisanal wouldn't be accurate or worthwhile. You'd be better off having a burger joint with a fry and condiment bar as a gimmick. Do all the cool condiment things, but have artisanal burgers to build on.

fuck you motherfucker

for early investors - We're talking returns of hundreds of $$ per month, cause cat fur will be use for every type of fashion.

cat fur on running shoes.
cat fur on sports jackets.
cat fur on flannel PJs
cat fur on party dresses.
cat fur on everything.
it will be all the rage.
demand will create demand.

That'd be against the law.

OP, it's Sodium Chloride

FightR

OH AND THERE COULD BE DESIGNATED REFEREE'S IN CERTAIN AREAS, SIMILAR TO UBER

that was already done, you fucking moron. it got taken off appstores.

tinder but for respectable people, anyone who doesn't meet my snobby elitist definition of "good person" gets insta-banned. no thots, no piercings, no elitists (besides me), no degenerates. Basically just a dating platform with only people i like, i will match people up based on age and how close they are.

This place is gonna smell like shit all the time.

Market to bodybuilders for that natural HGH

You can't have people shoving their arms into a 600 degree oven, man.
It's a law suit waiting to happen.

Sell these condiments as a monthly box shipped direct. Each one with a different theme and pairing ideas. Pretty decent idea but i dont think it would work as a brick and mortar unless its like super hip prime city location. Also i only responded for that hogger nostalgia. Good luck

and after you have read a thread you could label it as read with a "read it" tag or something?
also have you considered having user generated sub-boards?

you wound probably have some health-inspection ssues with people bringing their own food.
Would be better as a food-truck thing you can roll around other places drive-thru/take-away and offer people flavor-boosts to the normal shit