Want to fuck hooker, any advice?

want to fuck hooker, any advice?

advice? are you retarded?

Do it, but wear a condom.

This

>have money
>find hooker
>???
>profit

I have two years' worth of experience. What do you want to know

don't

do you pay before sexx or after sexx?

Do hookers have condoms or do you have to bring your own?

wear a condom
be very explicit about what you want before hand
talk about money by asking what her cab fare will be and if you can pay it for her

>talk about money by asking what her cab fare will be and if you can pay it for her
unless it is a legal brothel

You walk in, and leave a white envelope of cash on top of a counter where she can see you putting it down (like on top of a dresser or nightstand).

So you put it down right as you go in, basically.

Unless she forgets or is brand-new, she will provide the condoms. That's to make sure you haven't fucked with it beforehand.

Well. The customer is the one who want to be sure condom is ok

do you let hookers give you bareback blowjobs? Is it safe?

I fucked an escort for the first time last week. Her ad says 34 yrs old and up but I told her I am a lot younger and dont want to waste our time. We talked for a bit and I told her that I just been dumped. We kissed then I fucked her then she sucked my dick and licked my balls for a while and swallowed my cum. She asked me if I felt better about being dumped by my ex while she had my cum in her mouth. She also took $50 off the price.

I've been told that some guys get-off on trying to get escorts pregnant with fucked up condoms.

And you would be surprised how anally health-conscious some escorts are, despite their line of work.

You know what cold sores are? That's the herpes virus. There's strains HSV1 and HSV2. One prefers to root around your mouth (Oral Herpes/HSV1) and the other is colloquially known as genital herpes (HSV2).

Someone with non-symptomatic HSV1 can still pass on herpes to your dick (viral shedding). So you can get herpes from a blowjob, although the rates are exceedingly low, but still possible.

None of the above should be taken as professional medical advice. Consult your family physician or a dermatologist.

Always make an agreement for what you want BEFORE you exchange money.

For instance, if you ask for a blowjob, make sure it's an uncovered blowjob. She'll try to give you a blowjob with a condom on and then try to charge you extra when you complain.

So make sure that you're clear of what you want and what she's going to give you before you exchange the money.

These women are pros. They KNOW that how to get more money out of you and they know that you're not going to walk away when your pants are down.

depends on the source

if you are at a legal brothel
then the girls will get tested for all STIs either weekly or biweekly and won't be allowed to work if any test is positive
that is a short enough time frame to catch anything that can be transmitted by fellatio
but leave the choice up to her

escorts are harder to be certain about
you are probably safe
but I would still insist on condoms for oral

street whores are very likely to be infected with something you can catch from saliva
as they are also very trashy, old, and worn out, I wouldn't even bother renting one

Screening for HSV is not typically done in regular STI exams. Too much of the population has non-symptomatic HSV1, so it would result in huge freakouts if you screened everyone for herpes during their STI tests.

Wear a rubber and seek a well reviewed professional. Avoid street walkers. They are dangerous

why do you want to fuck a hooker?

This is good advice

cheap no-strings sex

Going to a bar is cheaper

Remember, this is Sup Forums

Literally everyone is retarded

infinitely cheaper then a relationship yes, but good qaulity hookers are still pricey..

too much social interaction, aka strings

Just come to Amstedam here we have the red light area with plenty of hookers to choose from and its all legal.

Is your mom there?

don't

If you're from Thailand, start by grabbing her by the pussy. You don't want do found out it's a man when you're in bed. Trust me.

moar advice.

any stories?