Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything

Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

So how come?

Why haven't you killed yourself already?

are you the same kissless 34 year old virgin who keeps making these threads?

Did you mean to post this on r9k?

What length would you go to for sex? Or do you just not give a shit? Like have you considered prostitutes or escorts?

Does it affect you?

not Op, BUT NO SHIT SHERLOCK IT AFFECTS HIM BECAUSE HE MAKES THIS THREAD FOUR FUCKING TIMES A DAY

Not OP but I feel like paying for sex directly doesn't really count
Like, you're not showing that you're worthy of reproducing if you can't get someone in the sack the old fashioned way

Shit person.

Let's call it existential inertia.

Yes.

r9k is too autistic even for me.

I'm to much of a snob to fuck some cheap crackwhore and too poor to get a decent escort.

Oh I'm not here four times a day.

>the old fashioned way

Prostitution is older than love.

when do you stream an herofication?

I'm the same age, not kissless but I've never had actual sex. Personally, I don't give a shit at this point, because I appear normal enough and keep my private life to myself, so most people I meet probably assume I've had sex at some point if they even think about it at all. How does it affect you?

>Shit person.

Shit person in that your attitude/character/moral compass is shit or shit as in low self esteem emo faggot shit?

OP here. Not even I am here 4 times a days.

It affects me personally on a psychological basis. But not in my social relations because I don't have any.

Both I guess. I am the complete opposite of what you might call a charmeful person and it took a toll on my self-esteem over time.

>most people I meet probably assume I've had sex at some point if they even think about it at all.

Normal person here.

1) Of course we think about sex and whether or not others get it. We are a social species and our primary drive after food and shelter is to get our peenors and vagoos to engage with one another.

2) We can definitely tell you've not had sex. It is something we notice and talk about behind your back. Around half will laugh at and belittle you and the other half will feel sorry for you but not really want to do anything about it - gotta figure that shit out on your own, bro.

Where do you live?

It's odd. I'm not a virgin but I haven't had sex or dated since four years. I haven't been able to connect with any of the females I've dated and the ones I've been meeting haven't kept my attention on them for more than a month.

If you were to some how pass the barrier of being a kissless virgin, do you think you would be a lot better?

really OP, because it sure as fuck seems like you're here a lot, not that i blame you.

so is there something comforting about being a virgin? because in this day and age there is literally no excuse to be one, even socially retarded mouthbreathing fucks can get special ed downs syndrome girls to fuck them, what is your problem? seriously.

>get special ed downs syndrome girls to fuck them,

Where? How?

pic related

>We can definitely tell you've not had sex
Fair enough. To tell you the truth though I honestly still don't care. I have literally no interest in it at this point. I don't particularly like people and usually avoid close relationships anyway.

actually, this. Really

Germany.

>If you were to some how pass the barrier of being a kissless virgin, do you think you would be a lot better?

No. It will not change my life. Instead, getting my life together would be the requirement to pass this barrier. It's and indication of at least doing something right in life.

I second.

what do you think of angela merkel?

Not much. I don't like politicians who can never get fixed an any position.

Closest you’ve ever gotten to getting laid?

Sorry man....


I don't have any questions. I just feel bad for you. I'm going to fuck my girlfriend in your honor tonight.

Asian should die!

No idea. I don't remember any kind of indication that a girl might be interested in me.

Asian should die!

Fuck off

Are you a wizard?

Damn it Op, how about not being completely emotional reliant on a board filled with autistic fucks for a start? If you really think you cant break your anxiety by yourself, get professional help instead of seeking advice from Sup Forums and his cultivated max-grade autism by posting this fucking thread multiple times a day.
Others have done it too, just make it up to your mind that we cant and wont solve your problems.

Do you have any words of advice for us so we may learn from your mistakes

My question is why are you in this state and why do you put a lot of value onto losing your virginity.

Would you feel better after losing your virginity or is it just that you use virgin as a umbrella term for all the things that you feel.

I am.

>If you really think you cant break your anxiety by yourself, get professional help instead of seeking advice from Sup Forums and his cultivated max-grade autism by posting this fucking thread multiple times a day.

Anxiety isn't the problem. I could be completely relaxed and would still act like an autistic sperglord.

>My question is why are you in this state and why do you put a lot of value onto losing your virginity.

Because having some kind of (sexual) relationship is what I want.

>Would you feel better after losing your virginity or is it just that you use virgin as a umbrella term for all the things that you feel.

It is more the most prominent symptom of my inability to connect to people and my failed life in general.

I have hairs on my cock shaft which extend to within around an inch of the head. Also, my wife is half my age. Thoughts?

Show some pics of that slut.

I dont belive you op. You don´t just want sex. Sex is easy to come by (Not trying to mock you but it really is). You just have standards higher then that. Ask around how many people lost their virginity to a loved one and many will say no probably. I included. I bet you 50% loses their virginity at a party or party like place.

> Failed life
Don´t moralise OP that makes you stay where you are. Just acknowledge where you are right now and find out what you need to do to fix it. If you are fat go to the gym or do homeworkout. If you are poor start investing in founds exe.

turkroach get out

OP what does pussy smelll like?

>paying for sex doesn't really count
>paying for sex
>sex
uh, do you know what virgin means?

...

It litterary does though. However I think to many people stare themselves blind on the virgin part. What it is really about is to feel loved and accepted.

ausfag

>I dont belive you op. You don´t just want sex. Sex is easy to come by (Not trying to mock you but it really is). You just have standards higher then that. Ask around how many people lost their virginity to a loved one and many will say no probably. I included. I bet you 50% loses their virginity at a party or party like place.

Sex is not easy not come by. I've been to a lot of parties (and organized quite a few in my teens since my parents were liberal with alcohol) and there wasn't a single opportunity.

>If you are poor start investing in founds exe.

If you are poor, you don't have any money to invest. What I need most is a real job and I've been looking for 1.5 years now.

Like bags of sand.

Congrats. That's a 9/10 in my view.

Do you have powers yet?

Second sex isn't all its cracked up to be, find love in yourself and you will be fine, Trust.

>Do you have powers yet?

I can shoot fireballs at peasants.

Go to more bars. Talk to more people. Work on yourself and try to feel better about yourself.

> Sex is not easy.
Yes it is you are just probably not good enough to read signals in that case or you invited decent women and not insecure girls.

> If you are poor you don´t have money
Bullshit, Compound interest can make you rich with just 50$ a month. That is about one bar round or one new video game or two or three meals out. Invest it in a good fond and you will get about 5 - 6% of that money extra/Year. I have read stories about people having minimum wage all their life and by the time they go into pension be millionaires by just putting away 10% of their earnings every year. Hell I am a student and still have money to invest. It is all about priorities.

Escorts are awesome. Lost my V to one, they know their shit and you can do some kinky shit with them without judgement.

I regularly went to bars and approached people. Maybe a few hundred in my life. The problem is that I never received any positive response.

>Yes it is you are just probably not good enough to read signals in that case or you invited decent women and not insecure girls.

What signals should I focus on?

>Bullshit, Compound interest can make you rich with just 50$ a month. That is about one bar round or one new video game or two or three meals out. Invest it in a good fond and you will get about 5 - 6% of that money extra/Year. I have read stories about people having minimum wage all their life and by the time they go into pension be millionaires by just putting away 10% of their earnings every year. Hell I am a student and still have money to invest. It is all about priorities.

What kind of fond gives you that much return?

what responses did you receive? what do you think is a "right response"?

may be try for a relationship first? i lost my virginity at an older age to a friend, I'm not one for picking up girls myself.

> Signals
I wish I could answer that one dude. I am lucky to have friends who help me out. But if she shows intrest in you and you do not have a established friendship that is pretty solid. Also just thinking she likes will give you a self confidence boost that might be enough to get you laid.

> Fonds
I am currently investing in a high risk asian fond with focus on Consumption and technology. I would recommend those type of fonds. 5 - 6% might been an exageration though more like 2 - 4% depending on.

Also, think about it, hundreds of people as you said, but not one positive response? While lots of other people have at least fucked once? How does that statistically make sense? Sounds like there's a bit of misreading on your part.

>Go to more bars. Talk to more people. Work on yourself and try to feel better about yourself.

that's good info but that doesn't work all the time
sometimes you just need to say fuck it and speak to woman don't be scared women will speak just keep it cool don't lose you coolface and you should be good

>what responses did you receive? what do you think is a "right response"?

Mainly excuses. A right response would be any attempt to keep the conversation going more than minimally necessary.

>may be try for a relationship first? i lost my virginity at an older age to a friend, I'm not one for picking up girls myself.

Don't you think that getting a relationship is even more difficult than getting sex.

>Mainly excuses. A right response would be any attempt to keep the conversation going more than minimally necessary.

Do you generally have issues talking to people? May be you just need to work on your conversational skills.

>Don't you think that getting a relationship is even more difficult than getting sex.

May be it varies but I think so. Sex is all acting and performance, while relationships are connections on a more personal level, and require more authenticity, and not acting, so it doesn't require being cooler/sexier/more interesting than you otherwise are.

I would prefer some medium risk stuff. But in this case, you usually don't get more 0.5% annually.

>Do you generally have issues talking to people? May be you just need to work on your conversational skills.

I generally have issue talking to people. And my conversational skills haven't improved in any respect over the course of my life.

At that point certain saving accounts have higher interest rates lmao. Even high risk fonds are fairly safe in the long run aslong as you keep an eye on the sectors you invest in so that chinas market for an example don´t crash you will most likely get money out of it.

>I generally have issue talking to people. And my conversational skills haven't improved in any respect over the course of my life.

Just keep learning. It's a skill like driving or anything else, just because it isn't your strong suit right now doesn't mean you can't improve.

Regardless, I stand by my point earlier:
hundreds of encounters but ALL of them were negative? How is that even statistically possible? It sounds like you just have an overly negative perspective and that's coloring everything.

Be positive, believe in yourself, and be willing to work on yourself and all that. You want to have sex, right? Then this is worth the effort. You can do it user

As I said, I don't remember ever having a conversation with a female which didn't end after a few minutes. Never got any phone numbers or any other sign of interest.

...has it ever occurred to you to ask for a phone number?

I really think it's you who isn't seeing the signs, not that you've been rejected for years.

See my second sentence.

bump

I am technically a bum. Though i have internet thats why i made this thread but i lost and got rotten teeth. I dont shower anymore and my hair is sticky and i smell somewhat bad. My clothes are quite clean and i look average. How is that i cant find any fuckbuddies or gf who stays with me because all the things are just temporarily and i can change and fix them. Why anons?

That must certainly be OP.