/hoc/

>MIN @ STL, 3pm NBC
(Blues lead 2-0)

>PIT @ CBJ, 6pm CNBC
(Penguins lead 2-0)

>MTL @ >RAGS, 7pm NBCSN
(Tied 1-1)

>EDM @ >SHORKS, 10pm, NBCSN
(Tied 1-1)

lmao look at this

Why couldn't Lego make this?

Leafs beat the capitals in game 2 this season has been considered a success you can't make fun of us

looks like every Canadian I'VE ever met.

Ducks will win the cup

Oilers will win the cup

If you lose you win

Tell me /hoc/ will the hawks win three in a row?

Laughing so hard at the Cowshitgary LMAO

>dump shatty
>still leading your series by 2

Are the blues good or is Minnesota a failure of a state

maybe next november

Shattenkirk isn't that good and it's not that big of a loss when you have Pietrangelo and Paryako

Haha they cant even get 2 in a row.
>calgravy
>laughing SO HARD at the minisoda mild

>Niggary

Slovakia is a massive faggot

St. Louis is a shithole and everyone there is a fat fuck.

JUST

>choking hazard

Americans are very rude

>Calgayry Flaming Faggots

At least it isn't Texas...

Suck when the preds beat you in round 1 doesnt it? Be prepared to win 3 straight only to lose games 6 and 7 btw.

>Mighty DucksĀ® of Anaheim

I find you insinuation most offensive good sir.

>Poogary Lames

Should the NHL move the Blue Jackets to Seattle?

Anyone want a nibble on this spicy kielbasa?

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Is there any team more pathetic than Calgary, except for the Blackcucks obviously?

No. Move the coyotes. Blue jackets at least have some fans

This is true. But at least they aren't pretending to be good at hockey

The Preds are massive refpuckbabbies

The caps are deluding themselves into thinking they'll win the cup this time. Ovi is holding them back and no one has the guts to point it out

>getting shutout twice is now refpuck

Please watch our sport

If you nibble on my spicy kielbasa

>blaming refpuck for a 5-0 loss
wew

False hawks fan, get outta here. Hawks fucking suck and they deserve the losses since they don't seem to care to win anyway

I don't even care about the worstern conference, but I'm glad the hawks are getting swept just so their cringey fans will fuck off

>False hawks fan
So you mean a hawks fan?

>craps on verge of being swept
>hawks on verge of being swept
>sharts on verge of being swept

Who's getting reverse swept?
Cucks
Bloos
Perds
??

Should I put it all on Nashville?

cucks

you know it

I'd put it all on their ice girls if you know what I mean

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What happens if you live in a town right where the timezone changes?
Must be some mega misunderstandings all the time

Do you think we'll get any of their fans in /hoc/?

>series is tied 1-1
>VERGE OF GEING SWEPT XDDDDD
kys yourself

id have consensual sexual intercourse with them if you know what i mean

i think they go around the town

Ovi single handedly kills all of their power plays

>guys I'm gonna stand in the faceoff circle just keep passing me the puck and I'll keep shooting it, its gotta go in eventually right xD

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i dont

>underage cucks itt think the hawks wont sweep the pREDDITORS in 7
go back already

bandwagoners will always be present.

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Reddithawks time is over, back to irrelevancy for you now

God I hate the orange jerseys

Yeah but how about like a state line and you work in the other state or something and you cross a bridge every day in the morning

Must be a fucking wild pain in the ass

SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JACKEN

They're more dead than Columbus. Columbus has a better chance at at least making the series a 6 game won
Reddithawks are cucked to oblivion. What an embarrassing way to end a dynasty *trademarked by NHL*

K

lloydminister has this issue, sask/alta border runs through the middle of the town

it gets even funner because alberta has daylight savings time and saskatchewan doesnt

The cup winning teams have dynamic two way captains. Ovi is so rigid. at least they're finally starting to cut his minutes. They might have a chance if he stops trying to put the team on his back

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The wings are the only team you void consider a dynasty in the last 20 years. The pens have a chance to make a new one

why did someone say no hokkei tonight when there fucking is?!?!?!

Lloydminster follows Alberta time so they don't have to worry about that shit.

Troled

They look so much redder on whenever I see them on Sportsnet.

I dont find it funny

Will this be the year the team scores 0 goals in a playoff series?

>finnish goaltending

Everyone seems to think the west will win. Look the west is shit. The winner is going to come from the east.

>not posting the original

say youre chilling in the offensive zone with 4 of your bros. youre all cool and youre just walking the blue line. all of the sudden this guy comes up to you and blocks your shot.

what do you do?

still have area codes, mailing addresses, government, taxes

fuck his wife

*dekes past him*

What an overrated player, only achieved notability because of his wife.

BOOM

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Eastern conference is babbies beginner hockey

I don't think you know what "overrated" means.

Yes.

You are dumb as a rock my man

nice laine dubs though

He looks like he would kick me out of a party :^(

Blues are massive refpuckbabbies

>being unironically a shithawks fan

*collects the rebound off of his block and fires a low, hard shot on net* Heh

soft dump into the corner so my bros can go collect

nothing personnel mike

the flames are a huge meme

*gathers in the rebound from your shot and tries to go top shelf at the goal mouth but fires it straight over the netting and into the crowd resulting in a delay of game*

They also follow Alberta tax in Lloyd otherwise nobody would live in the SK side.

>being this new

you cant get a delay of game in the offensive zone you casual retart

>he schooled me
>better call him a newfig!

hard 2-1-2 forecheck tbhf