How do I fuck my friend’s mom?

How do I fuck my friend’s mom?

with penis

With your penis

Helps if you put your dick into her vagina.

Right in the pussy.

You don't, now fuck off and die.

You think that’s her favorite way to be fucked?

Text her and ask for nudes. If she sends them you know shes down for anything.

need more information.
is she single, married, divorced?
how close are you.

It could work just to ask for nudes, but imo its a gamble.

get her drunk. then wait for eye contact. kiss her. get her on top of you. let her think she's in control.

Fuck your friend first to establish you are the alpha. She will have no choice.

Why would you want to? The woman is butt ugly

ooohhh moar

you have to put your penis in her bag of sand

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Just fuck her. She won't even feel it cause her pussy wrecked anyway

Pen iss in ass

Be around her with nothing but boxers on. Then get a massive erection talking to her.

next time you're in the same room as your friend and his mom, drop to your knees and start choking on his cock. she'll be so impressed i bet she'll fuck you right there!

InSErT PEEnoR iN VEgeNe

hilerius xDD i LOVE /B trololo praise KEK xD

Any pics of her looking sexy?

if penis - insert
if vagina - scissor
if cuck - watch her get banged by jamal

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join her cancer support club

am confused

You don't. You're a beta, otherwise you wouldn't need advise
Pic related. It's you

You mean your mom's friend you retard. . .

Just rape her

don't do that, she will never.

With onions

chkd and be careful

Well what I did was sleep on the couch during a sleepover and since I knew she was thirsty I slept in lose boxers where your dick sticks out the front waited till she sat on the far side of the couch then let the sheet covering me slide off. I heard her gasp while I slept before feeling a curious hand touch my cock then begin to suck it softly

Go on

Lol
Yeah, I'm sure you did.
Tell us about how she told you "that's the biggest dick iv ever seen"
Faggot

ew, fucking dropped, just like her flabby neck skin.

And when you woke up your pillow was wet and salty?

>It's like another vagina

well, when a man and woman like each other very much....

seriously, do i have to explain this shit to everybody? it was uncoftable enough when i had to tell my daughter about it.

It's okay incel fucktards you are free to believe I got a bj from my friends divorced mom or you can try to be the Kings of chode mountain. Either way I win and you just have memes and loneliness

Did you follow up your explanation with a hands on tutorial?
Kids these days are a lot more visual and kinesthetic learners than they used to be.

hahhhah fgt

man, just have good influence on your friend, she will gratify you for that

hahahah you guys are owning it today

xdxdxd i know right

She wants to live out her teen years again? I don't get it.

so she really sucked yo dick? Did you cum?

LOLLL hehhehhe heeheh xD

Poorly, you limp dicked shitstain

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insert penis in vagene

more please? she's my type

Here's what you do...

First you buy her some nice jewelry, then shove it up your ass, soak yourself in gasoline and light yourself on fire in a crowded public area screaming allahu akbar. This is the only way.

Some more of your type

This bitches neck flap makes me hungry for Thanksgiving dinner all over again

Have drinks with her and put the liquid out of 3 Tylenol Pm liquid gels into one of her drinks

Bitch needs some stuffing and gravy

This

Text her a dick pic, wait a couple of minutes and text back apologizing because it was a mistake someone else was suppose to get that text. Wait for her response, then ask what she thought anyway, take it from there.

Fuck me big boy. Let me gobble gobble gobble your knob

but why the jewels? couple of sticks tnt maybe? confused again

Yeah, this is totally true. Just like how I'm not a big fat fuck

Do it

Is fuck this turkey before I fucked her. I'd put my pecker in its pecker, if you know what I mean

That was just so you could have some value inside for once in your life

or just whip it out in front of her and wait for a response. be alpha nigga and while ur dick is out fuck her anyways.

thats true. jewels and tnt than

Try with your dick. Barring that, I'm all out of ideas.

I'm too beta for this. When she was lightly sucking my penis, she looked up and saw me and saw me watching and winked at me. I panicked and ran and hid in the bathroom for like an hour, until she gave up trying to talk to me through the door and she went to bed

Need more pictures to come to a conclusion.

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