When foreigner tries to communicate with you smiling and with cute accent

>when foreigner tries to communicate with you smiling and with cute accent

user could you please take my gf's virginity for me? I've never had sex, I wouldn't know how to please her! We both decided that her first time should be with a real man.

>when it's the eleventh gypsy hag begging for monies that day

Why are russians on Sup Forums always cucks and/or gay?

that's not true

still watching you

Who are you?

i'm watching you

I'm now in your closet sneakily looking at you from the small gap
and when you gonna go to sleep I will come out

...

I don't have a closet in my room
Like, I have a really small room, not even a room, but some space, where I store my clothes and other things

YOU AIN'T MAN ENOUGH TO FUCK WITH ME. I'M FUCK YOUR ASS INFRONT OF EVERYBODY. YOU CAN'T LAST 2 MINUTES IN MY WORLD YOU BITCH. LOOK AT YOU. SCARED. SCARED LIKE A HOE. SCARED OF THE REAL MAN. I'MMA FUCK YOU TILL YOU LOVE ME FAGGOT

damn wrong room
soon I will come to your room

ok so now I'm hiding under your bed

...

such is life i can relate to your pain ivan

It's impossible, I sleep on a sofa which transforms into a bed
I prefer it like that
I think it's better than having a lot of stuff in my room

oh shit wrong room again, then I guess I'll just wait till you gonna go to sleep and then come to your real room
I will surely won't miss the third time

>tfw i have to share a space under a floor mat with a lithuanian stalker

but I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking that russian
you also want to get stalked?

stalk only him instead

sorry but you are my prime target

stalk that lonely Estonian instead

Sorry, bud, but I have been on this target for years.

dont be gay lithuania

which one

really?
nice, you have a really committed stalker

stalking is NOT gay

there's only one
(autist)

then you put up ads saying "Estonian males only"

you go to /balt/?

What?

No, I saw him in homo threads

it kinda is especially if you stalk someone as lame as russia

I can't stalk the whole country tho

>No, I saw him in homo threads
you are also homo just like him?

you know what I mean

No, I come there to insult faggots

I choose what to stalk myself
they might be interesting people

wow you are a badass
*writes down into the secret notepad*
>russian doesn't like faggots

there ya go now I know something about you

You seem to be autistic

that is not the first time or the second time or the third time.... I'm hearing this
some people call me the most autistic poster

I was gonna say this but i didnt want to insult his feelings.

wow you are so kind

Checked and yes i have been told this im alright I guess.

but don't you worry insults don't work on me(unless you would know my soft spots)

Im not looking to insult you so its fine I like to be nice instead even tho nobody acts nice towards me.

>tho nobody acts nice towards me
that is sad and also kinda strange because if you are kind to others they would usually would be kind to you too

>if you are kind to others they would usually would be kind to you too
Actually ive found that the opposite is true in life.