>you wake up in a south american favela
what do?
>you wake up in a south american favela
what do?
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tell the niggers I AM GREEK
Play some football with the lads
Buy some olives. I love olives
Become a narco trafficker
Find nearest qt favelado and tongue her asshole.
Kill myself
>everyone has a house made from solid bricks
Brazilian favelados have better quality homes than Americans kek
Wake up confused about the dream I was having in which I was a white guy from Oregon born into a loving and well off family. Then I'd just resume my real life as a soccer playing jungle monkey supported by my travesti lover.
Contact my embassy and get the fuck back home.
Bang a brown girl.
user Escobar : Electric bugaloo
Treinou brasileiro jiu jitsu
Try to sleep with a novinha
Rinse repeat everyday
A bit gay lad
nothing gay about gently tongue punching a girls asshole
what the hell is wrong with you?
Isn't a favelado a dude who lives in a favela
are you kidding? eating pussy is the gayest thing you could do as a straight man. literally lowering yourself to lick the genitals of a woman. "cunt kisser" is even an insult in some parts of the world
Die of some disease that was eradicated back home.
Find a qt favelada and have some sex. Then go get cleaned up to try and find a job.
Celebrate and thank to God for getting me out of India.
Which God?
Take breakfast
>you wake up in ProvidĂȘncia
>people will think that I'm either a cop or a junkie
>pick a cab and make my parents pay when I get home
>spend the next week wondering how did I end up there
drug myself to death
Gather iberians and form a gated iberian community.
he said asshole
Quit memeing your face on Sup Forums this is going to end bad for you. Anime message boards don't fuck around.
look for a place that serves SOPA
even gayer
>not having the urge to suck, lick, and fuck all parts of the women body
Faggot
Why
Get out of the favela and visit the South American city.
I am 75% that someone else is using hos face now.
Yup it's going to end up on some fucking pornsite or something. I've already seen it pop up on other boards.
Favelados are not women
But I'm white I clearly belong in ArgetinaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
rob some dumb gringo
Make like an american and get shot
Take a taxi to Zona Sul
listen to this song and go back to sleep