You wake up in a south american favela

>you wake up in a south american favela

what do?

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tell the niggers I AM GREEK

Play some football with the lads

Buy some olives. I love olives

Become a narco trafficker

Find nearest qt favelado and tongue her asshole.

Kill myself

>everyone has a house made from solid bricks

Brazilian favelados have better quality homes than Americans kek

Wake up confused about the dream I was having in which I was a white guy from Oregon born into a loving and well off family. Then I'd just resume my real life as a soccer playing jungle monkey supported by my travesti lover.

Contact my embassy and get the fuck back home.

Bang a brown girl.

user Escobar : Electric bugaloo

Treinou brasileiro jiu jitsu
Try to sleep with a novinha
Rinse repeat everyday

A bit gay lad

nothing gay about gently tongue punching a girls asshole

what the hell is wrong with you?

Isn't a favelado a dude who lives in a favela

are you kidding? eating pussy is the gayest thing you could do as a straight man. literally lowering yourself to lick the genitals of a woman. "cunt kisser" is even an insult in some parts of the world

Die of some disease that was eradicated back home.

Find a qt favelada and have some sex. Then go get cleaned up to try and find a job.

Celebrate and thank to God for getting me out of India.

Which God?

Take breakfast

>you wake up in ProvidĂȘncia
>people will think that I'm either a cop or a junkie
>pick a cab and make my parents pay when I get home
>spend the next week wondering how did I end up there

drug myself to death

Gather iberians and form a gated iberian community.

he said asshole

Quit memeing your face on Sup Forums this is going to end bad for you. Anime message boards don't fuck around.

look for a place that serves SOPA

even gayer

>not having the urge to suck, lick, and fuck all parts of the women body

Faggot

Why

Get out of the favela and visit the South American city.

I am 75% that someone else is using hos face now.

Yup it's going to end up on some fucking pornsite or something. I've already seen it pop up on other boards.

Favelados are not women

But I'm white I clearly belong in ArgetinaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

rob some dumb gringo

Make like an american and get shot

Take a taxi to Zona Sul

listen to this song and go back to sleep

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