Only have one eye

>Only have one eye.
>Will probably lead to my own suicide out of humiliation.

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Don't feel bad.

It is simply who you are. Most people have something they're dissatisfied about. Live with one eye and kill it.

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It's kind of cool anyway

Eyepatches are cool as fuck,talk about what happened

do people call you name's? my friend is blind in one eye and every time he has an opinion i call him biased

You aren't less because you have only one eye. It makes you more interesting tbh. Dont commit suicide

Or make up a badass story if its just some birth defect or you lost it doing something stupid

Some people call it having one eye

I personally prefer looking at it as really committing to pirate cosplaying

Why do you have one eye?

become full time swash buckler

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I hope you lose the other fucking eye.

You could pull off a decent snake cosplay. It's an interesting feature tbh don't feel bad :(

I wouldn't pick it over having two eyes but there's no denying having a legitimate reason to wear an eye patch is fucking cool

Make up a badass story why you lost the eye and you'll be cooler than people with two

Deathstroke?

roll 68 and op has to take out his other eye

I always dreamt of having one eye.
You could have all kinds of fancy glass eyes with symbols for example, including a swastika, hammer&sickle, a smiley, etc.
That's be pretty dope.

uh why tf would you kill yourself over having one eye?
first of all, pirates are cool as shit

second, you can get a bunch of cool ass eye patches for different occasions.

third, you can touch bitches on the titty all the time and blame it on your shitty depth perception

fourth, you can make up a bunch of different stories about how you lost your eye and tell a different epic tale every time someone asks

fifth, you could get like a fucking dope ass demonic looking glass eye or if you're a weeb you could get a sharingan one and people will think you're a fucking cool ass demon

fuck, im about to poke one of mine out

ROLLING FOR 68 AND IF WINRAR OP TAKES OUT HIS OTHER EYE

Dude having one eye is badass, get an eyepatch

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I WISH YOU LOST BOTH EYES, OP.

you literally have permission to wear a badass fucking eyepatch and not come off as a retard. you should be getting laid left to right and knee deep in gash.

I'm fucking jealous

If you anons had to lose one of your eyes, which one would you rather choose. Your left eye or your right eye?

left, my right side is my good side. id probably crush hella puss if I could straight up cover up a good portion of my bad side with an eye patch

Aside from having near-zero depth perception, having one eye is a great convo starter. I used to know an intel specialist in the navy with a big scar that went from the mid right side of his forehead to the middle of his cheek on the same side. He had a white eye, blind in that one. I remember being thrown off by him looking like a caricature movie villain with his one good eye piercing through you. He actually a pretty good guy, just had accident. Shit happens.

Arrr matey, don't be a faggot and smash some booty

Like this ?

really nigga? keep waiting for a better excuse and rock an eyepatch