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Woodley is a terrible fighter

Rose a cute

I hear dat

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wtf is she doing?

honestly, what can you train hopping like that whith a metal bar?

>Grow back hair
>Fight girls ranked 10-30th
she is especially exciting to watch when she can meme on people

>He doesn't do jumping barbell front curl squat

Dyel much?

Where is NotePad?

Jacarae was definitley injured for this fight. I think he deserves a rematch after all hes done for this sport

>WW3 about to begin

What are the chances of DC vs Jones 2 happening now?

woodley would destroy whittaker

Based woodley still triggering piggus

bad threads kill the heem

Is this the real thread. I hope it is. My 501 thread got deleted while a 466 one didn't so I'm just making sure before I dedicate myself to fight discussion.

Oh there's NotePad's sidekick, WordDoc.

Jones doesn't deserve a title shot. Fucking idiot should have to fight 3 more times.

>Jones
>fight 3 more times before DC
Who would he even fight?

Wonderboy destroyed the Kiwi, imagine what Tyron would do to him.

>mmajunkie.com/2017/04/dana-white-answers-champ-demetrious-johnsons-call-im-going-to-get-him-his-belts

>WAAAAAAAH GIVE ME A NEW BELT EVERYTIME I DEFEND MY BELT WAAAAAAAAAHHH
>I WANT TO BE LIKE FLOYD... EVEN THO FLOYD WON BELTS IN 5 WEIGHTCLASSES WHILE I GOT MY ARSE KICKED IN BANTAM WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Mighty meme is such a cunt

RESPECTFULLY disagree

It's incredible that he is still allowed to fight. What job wouldn't fire you by now? lol

>17 posts in 38 minutes in a sunday

Stop bringing in the bad thread jujus nigga

He was in the wrong weightclass

Not really he just went up an easier division and found success, just like Overeem desu

I see you egging SpergOP on every single time, don't think I don't notice you. Don't start with the thread shit let's talk fights.

Tyron would eat him alive at 185

Why didn't RIZIN stage thier boring ass main event?

Still waiting for my apology from Ireland and Poland.

I'm still waiting for Poland's apology for his Rumble pick. Good luck.

Nice resolution on your phone bud.

tyron couldn't beat wonderboy

What is this screenshot supposed to prove ?

Who should Tony Ferguson fight for the vacant LW title?

Looks better than my PC.

I haven't followed MMA/UFC since 2014. Can a kind user answer these questions?
>what happened to Gustafsson
>who are the top 5 fighters right now
>Is Jon Jones still the GOAT?
>did GSP come back
>any recent retirements
>Is the Ronda/Mcgregor meme still active

The Internet: Where you never have to admit you're wrong. You're the worst!

youtube.com/watch?v=g--cQ9T5BZg

>what happened to Gustafsson
He got blacked

>who are the top 5 fighters right now
Mighty Mouse
McGregor
Aldo
Miocic
Garbrandt

>Is Jon Jones still the GOAT?
Depends how you feel about cocaine & cialis

>did GSP come back
He's fighting Bisping for the middleweight title

>any recent retirements
Rumble retired the other day

>Is the Ronda/Mcgregor meme still active
Half and half.

I don't even know what I'm supposed to apologozie to australia lol

Not that I would ever apologize, I haven't sincerely said I'm sorry in me loife and I'm not gonna start now

one of your untermensch countrymen said Jacare would " fold Whittaker like origami"

>Gustafsson
Eternal gatekeeper/BLACKED status

>Top 5 fighters
Mighty Mouse
Conor
Cormier
Joanna Jedczzcdzcdczyzc
Stipe Miocic

>Is Jones still the GOAT
Mighty Mouse now holds that title

>Did GSP come back
He's about to against Bisping

>Recent retirements
Rumble retired after losing to DC, Faber retired in December

>Ronda/Conor meme
Ronda is on suicide watch but the Conor meme is prospering

Oh that wasn't me then, I wouldn't use such allegory. Must have been somebody else with my flag

Heysoos died so proletariates could inflict CTE on each other in a cage for our entertainment.

Dana Bless.

Out of your bois

Only my boi prevailed

War Yoel

I'm doing it tough alright. I dropped a weight plate on my iPhone so I'm down to Samsung s3 until payday.

terrible choice of boi

>great footwork and striking
>actual power, unlike wonderbitch
>great TDD
>significantly larger and used to fighting guys much bigger than Tyron

I would favour Whittaker in the matchup

were there any good rizin webms from last night?

>NotePad's sidekick, WordDoc

Jacafags btfo

Yoel bless
Whittaker bless

Corey Anderson.

Based Lithcuck

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>Grow back hair
ew

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Jacare vs Weidman to determine who's completely done confirmed

your love for your boi isn't natty, just like your boy

Lmfao, did he stop using that faggy name? I haven't seen it since his boy got BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

I'd love fights where the loser has to retire.
> silva v belfort
> hunt v struve
> Weidman v jacare ( loser has to become a LHW)

He was the original American jacasperg. Probabaly killed himself.

A job he is literally the GOAT at?

youtube.com/watch?v=pnqnuNfMlx4

>I don't enjoy WMMA

Tell me with a straight face this wasn't better than Roy Nelson's fight

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Pretty sure that in any job you can get away with a lot of shit if you can make a convincing case that you're literally the best in the world at it

Third time's the charm, eh?

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man would i love to see that smug cunt joanna lose

such is life as a sub-retard

Why didn't jacaroid protest the stoppage?

It's almost like he knew he was finished despite what the fans on his dick say. Almost...

Then why did W.T.Snacks get canned?

>yoel romero will outlive you
why live

he is turning 40 this month

gay jesus bless

do you have the round 1 scramble? Jacare getting the takedown, roll, then back and the lost of the back take?

>Michelle Waterson will be the one to dethrone Joanna
Remember when this meme was being passed around just as the UFC signed her?

Wow, how stupid you guys must feel now.
Much like the Northcutt hype, it all turned to dust.

I dont remember anyone ever saying that

>lowest rated Fox card EVER
When will they learn?

I pointed out last night that it was bound to do low ratings based on the fact that it's a holiday weekend and there are a lot other sports on. MLB just started up and NHL and NBA are in playoffs.

She's too small for 115, I thought everyone knew that.

nah sorry

>lithcuck drooling over a BBC

as expected

Prove me wrong.

>if there are none, click skip

Imagine being Waterson's husband and watching your wife get absolutely dominated and beat the shit out of by some bald women

She looked like she was getting raped, the fear in her eyes, her face just showed complete panic.

You can add that no one really believed DJ could lose.
It's not as fun when you know the outcome.

the sport is way more popular too bad most people watch it online lol

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I didn't see that part

Imagine being Rose's therapy dog after she loses a fight

Rose does have that rape-y look when she sinks in hooks from the back, doesn't she

Don't worry Joanna will probably beat the fuck out of Rose lol

There's literally no one else to give a title shot

would it be possible if you or someone could make it?

That isnt close to true, nerd.

>SKEEEYUUUP

Fixed it for you

Rose's eyes get this look in them. She is not fighting Michelle she is fighting her childhood rapist. That's why this jackass should never be released from prison.

You're implying anyone enjoys Nelson fights.

He and Baruto should have a superfight

>a single torrent a day later more downloads than there were ppv buys
wewlad, how many guns do YOU own and carry at all times? we can do this.

Miguel Torres got robbed both in that fight and from being the bantamweight GOAT, if only the UFC had started bantamweight earlier

Nelson 30-27

Reminder that Mike Perry is back next week and is eager to provide us with some new memes.

heavyweight and light heavyweight are the worst divisions

Someone in orange county is getting victimized and perry is getting 15+ years in prison after he gets cut