Hey Sup Forums I just found this incredibly small and cute baby wolf spider in my house

Hey Sup Forums I just found this incredibly small and cute baby wolf spider in my house.

Isn't she adorable?

it looks dead

she's afraid and confused
she's so small and fragile... Here's my thumb for perspective

Kill the fucker OP! No mercy!

how do you know its she?

Wolf spiders keep the bug population down, don't kill them.

Does spider have puss puss?

she's alive user, but she gave up and played dead for the photos... as I'm writhing this the poor girl is trying to get away...

I'm assuming her gender cause I'm a CIS White male and I'm entitled to it

that's the thing... Killing a spider is a human instinct it'll be too easy...

if you faggots want to save the little fellow send 10 BTC to this address!
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>this is like totally going to work....

According to the Pennsylvania State University Entomology Department, wolf spiders will bite when threatened but their venom is not very harmful to humans. Human victims may exhibit some redness or swelling but no serious medical problems have ever been reported

They attack. Even prey much larger... like a human. And they can cause infections and cysts. Not a fun bug!

dubs and op eats the spider

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Where do you live so I never move there?

Watch it op

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That spider can't even pierce the skin.

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BTW last month I found an adult one using an old dirty plastic pipe as a burrow (lazy bastard)

if you notice it had a sac of eggs.

yes

this article, you will learn about what a wolf spider bite may look like as well as how to treat and prevent such bites.

A quick comparison will be made between the brown recluse and the wolf spider as well as what to do if your baby or pets get bit. Spiders, in general, are hunters and only bite people if provoked.

fake.. 12 march was nine months ago, mister!

bon appetit bitch

The day comes before the month, tard

I got one too OP

He's using MLA format lol

That's how windos displays the date in my pc faggots.

that's how it is called? I call it my PC being retarded.

He's American nigga, he puts the month before the day

KILL WITH A FIRE TORNADO

We call it retarded in the rest of the world, guess american works just aswell.

spiderbro

She's cute OP, call her Ms. Spoder

i caught a huge mosquito in a glass jar, it is so huge not even afraid of me

ah your specimen is fine too

I handle spiders all the time but I can't stand mosquitoes...

the other night I was looking for scorpions with my black light and then

That thing started glowing... any idea wtf that was?

Alright faggots this was really fun and all.
she's not scared anymore, looking strong, holding to a piece of cloth.
but since no one paid for her life I'll have to kill the little fucker.

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE IM A DRAWFAG I’LL DRAW YOU SHIT BUT PLEASE DONT KILL IT.

I don’t have any money but I can give you art. It isn’t the best in the world, but i’ll try my best because I freaking love insects.

sorry not into furr...
that's actually pretty good...

Let's do it the other way around for your effort

Now you fags send the bitcoin if you want me to Kill the beast.
if the address stays frozen until this post is sent to oblivion (witch is most likely to happen).
I'll release spidy

Look user i will never ever give you a single bitcoin to not kill an insect.

but you have before this thread is over to show me your erected dick and the spider covering the gland of your dick. Over the dick and the dick must be 100% erected, no funny business.

The picture has to be good. Hurry up. If the picture is good i can provide more bitcoins.

HF i hope you deliver.

This escalated quickly

sure user let me look for something to fap

hurry up i was not able to exchange some bitcoins i have left in a wallet i might end up using to play poker anyways, so hurry up.

I can do more than just fur.

Here’s my discord
M1ntygr33n#8800

ABORT ABORT THE FUCKER JUST BIT MY DICK