UK nudes thread

UK nudes thread.

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Any traders about?

>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis

mfw

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always keep an eye out for exs or girls i know but never found one

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One day mate
Happened to me

Any Hampshire girls? Especially Farnborough

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Moar! Where from?

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Any Huddersfield pics

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Damn user keep going. Got a name?

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moar?

bump for Nottingham

Bedfordshire?

Scarlet Bouvier, she's a model

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Thanks user, pussy pics?

It won't be long, I've found 6 girls I know on here in the past

Any stafford slags? Justine gol+ding or felicity longst@ff/m@rtin perhapa?

Closest

Post!

Nobody want to do private trades?

If you insist, A Taylor (Fleetwood, near Blackpool)

quit being a faggot and post what you have

Adele Broadley (formerly Parr) from Blackpool

Any more Lancs?

More Blackpool girls?

Ashleigh Hatton formerly Littlefair (also Blackpool)

anything liverpool/wirral

Anybody got any Hannah W from Hawarden/Chester? She sent me some a while back, then deleted them from my phone when I was at hers because I "couldn't be trusted."

NGL, she was a slag and a half, so I figure there's some floating about somewhere.

Jess Hartley - Blackpool

Any Wolverhampton nudes?

Need some Kent girls. Never found anyone I know on here

Amy Louise - Fleetwood

I second this.

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Wife

wirral

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liverpool

Jamie Leigh - Blackpool

Errrrrr any info.... looks like someone i know

Nice body, whereabouts in Wolves? I'm WV8.

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Know Jen from Sittingbourne? Used to be a massive slag but I think she's calmed down a bit now.

Moar

Any Northern Ireland?

wv4

Damn don't know any of them

Post op?

Any more hijab honeys?

No, just weird vag

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Any surrey? Especially Keylee B??

I jacked to this girl so much back in the day

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Galaxy456 at protonmail dot com for quality trades

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cambridge girls?

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More of her!!!

You crazy nigger

Moar? From?

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lolwut?

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Any dy1

moar

Glasgow

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Any Staffordshire/Derbyshire sluts? Specifically Derby or Burton On Trent.

Got any Kerry C****** or Lauren *artwright?

moar

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