I'm curious if I can get any helpful advice

I'm curious if I can get any helpful advice.

My sister and I are pretty close, open communication about sex/experiences/etc. Both college-aged living at home. Our parents are away for a few days. We're going to drink and watch shows together all night.

The plan is to get drunk(her a bit more than me), turn the conversation sexual, then see where it goes. Let her lead, so-as not to permanently fuck up my life, playing it safe.

Any advice? Seems the safest way to play it. Maybe something comes of it, maybe something doesn't, maybe I end up balls deep inside her by the end of the night.

Move out of your parents house you fuckin millennial mooch

pics of your sis?

We both would if we weren't living in one of the most expensive cities in the U.S. and just starting our careers.

Not a chance.

Also, we've been texting back-and-forth today. Sending some borderline flirty comments. Not enough to be obvious, but maybe plant the seed him her mind.

you'll need to tell us how it goes

Alright, time for some honest advice.
And you are reading this in Morgan Freemans voice just so you know how seriuos this is meant.

Don't try to fuck her.

I know how desperate one can be if he gets horny, but both you and I know after that one super sexy time, there will be nothing left but regret. No doubt.
So... don't live a life trying to forget that you fucked your sister. You will never be able to talk to anyone about it.

Just let go.

How many times you going to post this?

fuck off faggot

Lmao don't fuck your sister dude not only is this pathetic but you'll ruin your relationship with her and likely the rest of your family forever

I'm not going to try to fuck her. I've lurked enough posts to see people seriously fuck up their life by being autistic and trying to have sex with their family member.

But if things lead there, with the right set-up, I'm not missing the opportunity if presented.

UR a stooiped cunt then, kys. Save urself the std's from ur whore sister

"Letting her lead" is not going to lessen how much you're about to fuck up your life, even if she ends up feeling the same way.

Don't ruin one of the only decent relationships you already have you fucking retard.

Seriously, just go out and molest a random woman, cos if you're at the point where you're about to fuck your sister, prisontime might be the only thing that'll screw your head on straight

user is right.

Enjoy all the greentext about how incest is nice and all, but don't let them get to your head. It's all make-believe.

It's a valued read EXACTLY because it's something we don't do.

My "lesbian" cousin and I bang occasionally. We started off like you are saying you are trying. Should would come hang out once in a while to complain about women being shit and we started drinking. After a few weeks of drinking more and more I told her that her problem is she needs some dick to calm her down otherwise you won't be able to handle lesbos. She laughed and said I was a fucking weirdo and sick. I told her "well enjoy being single forever." After a while of drinking she started to get closer and that awkward kinda wanna do something but I am a girl so I will pretend I am not even though it is obvious. I went for it and now we bang every once in a while. Basically BFFs at this point. Comes over, bitches about lesbos, we drink, we fuck, we chill, and go about our lives. Not sure if the dynamic would be different with a sister. Haven't even desired that.

Wincest thread?

dude if you and your sis are open... JUST FUCKING TELL HER. Don't need some bullshit rapey plan. Fuck that shit. She'll regret it if you get her drunk.

JUST BE OPEN. Better to fuck things up sober than make her think you raped her...

AT LEAST she'll still love you and feel safer than rape drunk sex.

Yeah dude, both people having sex while drunk is way safer than soberly asking/making a move. Talk about a way higher chance of fucking up your life.

Some real Buzz Killingtons in this thread. Sounds fun, OP. You only live once.

Ok I can understand a cousin seeing as you don't see each other everyday and didn't grow up together. But how the fuck are you even slightly attracted to your sister?

My sister is an easy 8.5/10 looks wise and we get along great. But even imagining kissing her, flips a switch in my head that disgusts me.

I'd chose some ugo with shitty titties and a non-existent ass over my sister any day.

Same here regarding sister. But two of my cousins I would plow until the end of time.

" Sending some borderline flirty comments"

Like?

Post pics of 8.5 sister.

this. Cousins are WAAAAAY different than your sister. Maybe you don't have that particular sense you're supposed to have (your body fucked up probably), but you're not supposed to see your relatives as sexually attractive. It should be as repulsive as trying to fuck your grandma.

Not a chance then fuck off.

She'll probably end up regretting it so:
>Get her blackout drunk
>Get pretty drunk but make sure that you're still lucid
>fuck her
>when you wake up in the morning she will probably think it was a mistake that you both made and that you got as shitfaced as she did
>never talk about it again

>alternatively, if she's into it then you're set

Use a condom.

Talking about working out(we both exercise a lot), and taking long hot showers letting the water run over you post-workout to relax. Little talk about flexibility, health benefits and the sexual benefits of being flexible, etc. Basically just trying to steer her mind into a sexual topic without being obvious, maybe making her think of me showering or something.

Yeah, I give it about a 98% of nothing happening. And for that 2%, I'm not taking any risks, she'll basically have to grab my dick for me to make a move.

Pic?

Pleased to meet you, Mr. Weinstein. Jacked off into any potted plants lately?

This board is almost entirely populated by wannabe sister-fuckers.

Listen buddy: Unless your sister has down syndrome she will never think of you in a sexual way.
She would have to be seriously mentally retarded for that to happen, not even kidding. Get the idea out of your mind and get a gf.

stfu faggot

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Faggot.

worst advice ever.. tag that shit and post pics on here!!

watch some erotic but not quite pornographic movies
>diary of a nyp()maniac
>blue is the warmest color
>chloe
then finish it off with a wincest movie
>blue lagoon
if that doesn't get her into a frank discussion about riding your dick
then you don't have a chance

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I can't understand you, you have to many teeth in your mouth. and tongues. and corneas.

Regret of what? some meat inside another piece of meat? Be reasonable..

Shut up, Morgan. You diddle your granddaughters so who are you to talk?

Does he?

If you make it seem like you both made a mistake then she can't blame you

This

this dude speaks TRUTHFULLY

I've been here since 2004, fuckface!

13 years later, OP still a faggot

You can try, but if nothing comes of it never try again

Good plan
Do this op

Anything is better when it's read by Morgan

Worst advice ITT.

Well you're a fucking loony, I suggest to not fuck her, I repeat, do not fuck her however horny you will be, unless you want to fuck up your entire family relationship of course.

I say go for it. I will make you two closer.

Sauce on image?

Fatties, the lot of them

Well that's an interesting mental image

>posting fat landwhales
enslave those bitches until they lose weight or kill yourself