Two Czech players on the same team

>Two Czech players on the same team
>Headline calls them "Czech-mates"

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>team's point guard is mixed
>local flagship radio calls him a nigger

>Team signs a Dutch player
>Meet "The Flying Dutchman"

>Team signs a Russian player
>"The player who came from the cold"

Name 1 movie where this happened

or
>The Russian Rocket

>Team signs Finnish Player
>The Finnish Flash

>Teams signs Australian player
>The thunder from downunder

>New York Rangers ca. 2000

>not "From Russia with love"

>team gets a technically strong 18 years old player
>the new messi

>american team gets a guy from africa
>new pelé
>ends up advertising for cordless vaccum cleaner

>Japanese player does something brave
>Commentators says he did a Kamikaze Attack

>Team gets a Mexican player
>Literally no one notices

>German national player celebrates a goal
>the new Hitler

>technically good player at 18
>the (nationality) messi
>oh wait he is black
>the (nationality) pele

>German player scores a game winning goal
>He cooly, professionally goes back to playing

>Latin/Mediterranean player scores a garbage time goal
>Expects to be feted like Caesar back from a conquest

>team gets a black defender
>blackenbauer

hitler was austrian tho

This would be condemned and the person who said it / wrote it would be fired

>Black defensive midfielder
>New Makelele/Viera

>Euro team gets new African jungle player
>"the blackballer"

>not "The Flying Finn"
Get your acts together

Kek this

>team gets a polish midfielder
>"what a polished pass"

>German national team wins
>Germany's blitzkrieg against x

Everyone can see how autistic and efficient you German robots are. You're not even capable of human emotion.

>english team
>there are no headlines because they fucking suck

Literally when has that ever happened

>argentinian team
>refer to them as people

>team has finnish goaltender(s)
>finnish goaltending

kek

>England qualifies for the world cup
>"Football is coming home"

JEJERO

Can't
Comprehend
Banter

DELET
DELET

New York Rangers ca. 2000

Name one time this happened

Straka and Jagr?
They played together in both Pittsburgh and New York

>player cuts inside
>headline is "makelele guitar"

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>"Czech-mate line"—New York Rangers—Jan Hlavac (LW), Radek Dvorak (RW), and Petr Nedved; all linemates are from the Czech Republic.

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>team signs elite croatian midfielder
>wow look at this ugly piece of midget 3rd world shit signing we just made

>cosmin contra attacks
>"a cosmic contra attack"
>repeat seven times during one game and chuckle every time when saying it

Croatian sensation you dumb pineapple flag

underrated kek

>England has a pacy black winger

>black messi

>talentless English player plays just because he's english
>"he has leadership qualities"

>"The player who came from the cold"
You forgot something..

>player scores half volley from 50 yards
>American commentator says he 'chipped the keeper'

>sweden wins championship
>how swede it is

>national team playing slovakia/venia
>_ hopes to slow them down

>canada wins championship
>yes we can

>Asian player lets the team down
>"he's been the chink in their armour tonight"

>team had a player of Taiwanese heritage and loses a game
>chink in their armor

reeeeeeee

>Team Finland or a Finnish player plays in a game
>couldn't Finnish/opponent Finnished/decided by the good Finnishing

>team does anything
>team does nothing
>USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Who am I kidding, I love it.

>young midfielder coming through the liverpool academy
>new gerrard la
>makes one senior appearance
>sold

Is this the "bro culture" thread I heard so much about?

>Poland play against Germany
>that cover

>france play germany
>germany score
>germany have broken the maginot line

NBA.com did this headline for Jeremy Lin, the shitstorm ensuing was hilarious

makes sense

It was actually ESPN, my bad

>theo walcott scores a hatrick
>Headline: Three-o Walcott

>mfw this is real

i really dont see what the problem is ohpi

fuck off jez

id let her munch on my turkish salami pide

Not every country is as racially sensitive as yours, Jake. A commentator here can say that a black player uses Guerrilla Tactics and not be fired for it

>team signs nigger
>"ebony skin"

kek

this fucking this every single time

Nice reference, I enjoyed it.

>Team beats Académica, a club from a city renown for its university
>"They studied their lessons"

>Foreign team fields someone who played in the Portuguese League
>"Friendly reminder someone has played for team"

>Benfica has a decent u-18 player
>"The next Eusébio"

>Calling Spain "nuestros hermanos"
>Calling Brazil "the sister nation"

>what about nigger tactics?