Has Sup Forums ever been arrested for hiring a prostitute (or escort)? Tell your stories.
I want to hire my first escort. People say the odds of being busted are low, but I have really bad luck. Anyway, I want to know what the consequences are if you are one of the unlucky few caught in a sting. I have to imagine it's a minor offence, right? Do you go to jail for the night, or just get written up with a ticket? Can it go to trial? Could you ever end up in jail for more than one night?
Worst part. It's on your record.
Google, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Also, I'm in the United States (and not Nevada). And how do you hire a high class escort and make sure you get a true 10/10? And what should I expect to pay for a 10/10?
I would rather learn from Sup Forums.
Also, google sucks shit these days, and they are probably cooperating with gub'mint databases and shit. Fuck searching anything even slightly illegal on google.
Well, good. I don't care about my record. I'm not married, and I'm self-employed. Honestly wouldn't give a flying fuck if it was on my record.
Do you have stories, bro? What kind of punishment followed?
Kek good to live in Germanistan.
Forbidding the oldest bussiness in the world is fucking pathetic.
Had an ex-cop who is now a prostitute.
Would also like a answer to this.
Naw no stories. Something like that on my record would ruin a future job/wife.
I've been ordering escorts and going to massage parlors for at least 5 years, and have never even come close to feeling like I was gonna be busted.
The biggest thing is to make sure whoever you're going to is verifiable. Google their name, picture, number, and find a verified review site with information on the escort. If you want to be as close to 100% safe as you can, this is the best way to do that.
If you can't find concrete information on google, most likely they're using a fake picture, which is much, much, much more likely than it being a sting.
Biggest thing is to just go with your gut though OP. If you feel the situation is weird, don't be afraid to just simply walk out or drive away. Worst case you'll be out a few bucks
cop stings use backpage. use TER and p411.
Thanks, bro. Great info.
Ever gotten an STD from an escort? At the Asian massage parlors, ever gotten an ugly/old one? A buddy took me to one in Vegas, and I didn't even want a happy ending from the girl I had. I just felt sorry for her. I want to go to parlors, but I don't want that to happen again.
>and find a verified review site with information on the escort
These exist? Got one handy?
the erotic review .. but you have to make an account and i think they want at least 3 comments made or someshit
>Thanks, bro. Great info.
no problem
>Ever gotten an STD from an escort?
Nope. I always use protection with independent escorts. Unless you're going through an agency that requests their escorts and johns to get regularly tested, it's simply not worth the risk.
> At the Asian massage parlors, ever gotten an ugly/old one?
Sure, it happens all the time. You're basically rolling the dice, especially if you're going to a place for the first time. One thing about massage parlors in your area, the girls move around a lot. So even if you find one that you like at a particular place, they might be gone in a few months, very high turnover. So it's basically a gamble every time. More often than not though, you'll get a good experience.
Oh, one surefire way to know whether a place is a massage parlor or not, is to see if they offer table showers. If they do, 9 times out of 10 they offer happy endings
what said. But you can still see parts of reviews and verify that they're a real escort, which is the main piece of information that you want.
TER and p411 are good if you want to be as safe as you can be. BP isn't a terrible resource, but you have to have common sense to cuss out the good ads from the bad ones. If you're ever in doubt or unsure, you're better off going to one of the other 2 sites instead, although with BP you can luck out and find some diamonds in the rough
Adding to the massage parlor thing, aside from the table shower a sure way to know its a rub and tug is if the sign reads 24/7
that works too. Although in my experience I've never had a massage parlor be 24/7 in my area, and I've been to a bunch of them. Must be exclusive to your area then
video camera> porn shoot > you can pay for sex all day and all night long legally as long as you are "shooting a movie"
Yea I live in vegas. Once this older lady couldnt get me off so she called in a younger hotter chick, gave her another hundo and she let me fuck her right there on the table. Shit was so cash.
yea I'm sure the typical unspoken rules are a lot more lax in Vegas
Theres a place here in Vegas called the Green Door. Swingers club. Hit that place up a few times a year and fuck random old dude's wives. The occasional porn star when the porn convention is in town. $100 bucks average for the night. Basically legal prostitution.
Nah, real alpha male bosses will look past it. And how pussy whipped are you to marry a woman who will be put off by this?
Oh boy I remember the days when I was a merry young newfag browsing this board and I would chance upon such a thread as this. In my innocent ways I would be thinking: surely these good, moral anons wouldn't be so risky and degenerate as to visit a lady of the night.
Here I am at the age of 23, ten years laters, getting back from my 5th experience with a professional whore. She is the only one I've visited more than once. She's sweet friendly, and smells amazing.
The worst experience I had was when the girl was much older and had more of a belly than the advertised photos, but I was horny so I decided to go for it. She was repulsed by my big member and demanded that she go on top. After about two minutes of riding she cried out on pain, and I saw dark red blood running down my dick.
Like the dark globules of serious period blood. All over my dicks.
Of course I was wrapped in rubber. But I may have chlamidia now.
Anyway the original thrust of the story was that I'm finally at that place in my life when fucking hookers is no big deal to me any more. I always treat them with respect, they're hard working people, but I don't consider it real sex.
They are professionals and their job is to make you jism. It's somewhere between jacking off and real sex.
Anyway I hope my tale can be a cautionary one to you young Sup Forumstards reading this. One day you too will be paying good money for 5 minutes of pleasure with some nasty skank just so you can feel like you're a man. I which all the best to you future nobodies.
The end.
Bump. Great thread. Want any and all tips on the subject.
Would love to hear from someone who was actually arrested and hear the consequences.
>some nasty skank
Good story, but I won't settle for nasty skanks. I can afford top shelf. --OP
That I fucked a hooker? Rofl
>--OP
don't do this. we can tell it's you. and doesn't add anything to your comment
>If you feel the situation is weird, don't be afraid to just simply walk out or drive away. Worst case you'll be out a few bucks
I walked out once and almost got fucking killed/robbed/arrested/whatever.
>See ad on BP. Looks legit, # and face match up from reverse google searches, multiple TER reviews
>Arrange a meeting in a nice-ish hotel
>Walk into the room and there's some saggy old lady in a night gown that looks absolutely nothing like any picture I saw
>Leave my money on the dresser (didn't really want any trouble), turn 360, and walk out
>As soon as I get back in the hallway and close the door behind, me some dude fucking flies out of the next room over and pushes me back against the door with his left hand
>Has his right hand in his pocket and is clearly holding a knife or gun
>Most likely her pimp or boyfriend, probably not a cop but could have been
>Next 15 seconds or so were a blur and I don't really remember the conversation, but he went into the room to check on the girl and money
>Eases up when he sees everything is good in there
>Told me I could go back in and fuck her if I really wanted to since I already paid (which is why I think he could have been a cop)
>Nope'd the fuck out of there and booked it down a staircase into the parking lot
Only bad experience I ever had with escorts, but it convinced me to stop. I also started seriously training in martial arts and carry some form of knife with me whenever I'm going somewhere sketchy now. This dude could have fucking killed me and I would have been powerless to stop him.
meh, nasty skank or top shelf professional. They're all there to do earn their paycheck. Nothing else. The higher end ones are maybe better at acting like they enjoy it.
But buddy, they really don't.
They're there to bring some fucking loser to orgasm for cash, and get him out of the fucking door ASAP before he starts getting weird.
Good places to have stress-free sex, but it will never replace real life consensual intercourse.
yea that's a rough situation. Sometimes things like that just happen, but it's extremely rare in my experience. I agree about protecting yourself though, the pimp or whoever handled that situation completely wrongly.
Sounds like he was probably a pimp if he chilled out after he saw the cash
this tbh. I tried one of those GFE things, and the girl was fucking amazingly hot, 10/10. I could instantly see how some people could get addicted to that shit and believe the girl actually liked them. It was a nice experience, but I was smart enough to realize that could fuck with your emotions, and never went through with it again.
Sauce on that gif? 18yo virgin, are high quality prostitutes really like this? I imagine they'd be pretty damn good since its their profession.
Also, I know its an up-charge for freaky shit, but does a neck fetish count?
dude pay for it, it's like 50 bucks and you're buying insurance on several hundred dollars worth of pussy, it's actually well worth it
after you've seen a few grils you can review and get it free
>neck fetish
I've got the feeling you don't know what a fetish actually is and will probably just confuse the bitch.
>but it's extremely rare in my experience
I'm sure it's rare, but I guess it woke me up to what I was really doing. I realized it was less stressful and cheaper to just go into the city and pick up sluts.
>Sounds like he was probably a pimp if he chilled out after he saw the cash
Probably, but it's human nature to over-analyze situations like that in hindsight. Those two dudes I made eye-contact with in the hallway as I was walking in could have been cops there to catch me if I ran. The fact that he said I could go back in and still fuck her because I paid could have been them trying to save the sting. Who knows?
will it say 'the erotic review' on the bank statement?
if you're worried about being caught you probably shouldn't be doing it.
No, I'm well aware and I'm pretty active in several kink communities. I mean a strong focus on kissing the neck, sucking the collarbones, biting it, etc. Generally caressing of that area, massaging, etc. Above tits and below the nose is 99% of the experience for me
>18yo virgin, are high quality prostitutes really like this?
yes, but the key word here is "high-quality". Expect to pay over $500 at the minimum for white girls like this, less for other races.
No it won't, it'll be something innocuous. They explain it on the website.
Or they have a thing where if you write 2 reviews you get a month free, so just document your experience with paying for escorts and they'll pay your sub for a month. It's worth it imo
they take gift cards as payment. you can go to a drugstore and buy like a bestbuy giftcard for cash and use that. or a starbucks giftcard. shit's easy.
I kind of imagined they were either $5 gonna-get-crabs or $5k-6k bougie fucks
$500 ain't so bad to get rid of my virginity
if you say "i've got a neck fetish" you'll likely be charged more because you're a retard.
if you go about it normally, and just do the things you said without asking, no one would notice, because pretty much everyone likes that stuff. fucking retard.
this is like asking if they'd charge more for a guy with a "titty fetish" or "vagina fetish"
For sure. These women are not sexually enjoying the experience 9/10 times. If you've had good sex with regular women you would realise this. The only reason I keep going back is because it's better than jacking it and I'm pretty shit at hooking up with actual women
Maybe this paranoia is the reason your autistic ass can't get laid...
Depending on your tastes you can find serviceable girls in the $200-300 range. The $500+ girls are typically "verified" by some trusted website which is why there's a premium.
The high-end $5k escorts are the ones that you pay to fly out to your city and spend the weekend with you.
at least in my area, CL/BP bottom of the barrel escorts are around $100ish for 30 min, $200 for an hour.
Standard verified escort will run you 200ish for 30 min, 300ish for an hour
Agency girls and higher class escorts will run you around 300+ for 30 min, and 500+ for an hour, usually you have to pay for extras (BBBJ, Greek, etc.)
Anything above 750 is out of my wheelhouse, never felt the need to drop that much on an escort.
If you're comfortable with shelling out $300+ on a consistent basis, getting screened by an agency with girls you like is probably your best bet. Once you get screened, you know that the girls you meet are screened, tested, and it's all above board (i.e. no LE).
quads cant be wrong. So I should just bust into her collarbones and drink it out then spit it into her mouth without forewarning of charge? That seems a bit slimy, pun intended
>If you've had good sex with regular women you would realise this.
yea that's what tipped me off originally. There's really nothing like having sex with someone you're in love with and loves you back. Escort shit is just when I'm bored from jacking it and I have some expendable money in my budget
Dude just pay fucking $50 to get rid of your virginity so you can feel what a vag feels like wrapped around your cock. Prostitute sex is so shallow and nothing like the real thing.
But virginity is like an albatross around your neck. You think sex is this amazing thing that's going to be complete bliss, but the reality is that it's not the be all end all. It's fun but it's not gonna solve all your problems.
Lose some weight and start chatting to girls. Once you're skinny get tinder and just straight up ask a load of girls if they're down to fuck. Guarantee after a while someone will be up for it.
I thought you said you were virgin in the above posts though?
i would wait until you're alone with her and have paid her, then you can tell her you're into that and ask if you can try it with her. a higher-end GFE girl will probably go for it. certainly you can cum on her neck and suck it out - if she does BBBJ you can probably spit it into her mouth too. she will be totally fine with talking about it openly as if you were talking about what to get for dinner.
Google "escort reviews" and check out the first few hits. Read up on "the hobby". Do your own homework for once.
Nah dude. I think cops are more worries about catching whores than johns. You shouldn't be too paranoid about this kind of shit, I think catching johns is pretty low on most police forces itineraries
This.
although, story time:
>be me
>go to a city in Cali for a weekend
>check out BP and think about sneaking off to get some paid pussy
>later read that there was a major operation in that city at that time and 50+ dudes got arrested via ads in BP
so, it happens.
THEY WOULD SPEND THE WEEKEND WITH YOU
SERIOUSLY
LIKE OFFER ACTUAL HUMAN COMPANY
im rly liking this whole hooker thing
It would be a one time thing just to get rid of my virginity
I did get decently in shape enough so that I can go on tinder, and I've done alright. But girls of that caliber don't even live in my area, forget being single
I am. I'm only active in kink communities online, everyone around her is super conservative and doesn't believe in sex before marriage. rip me
That's fascinating. I feel like I would get nervous. Is it extra to cuddle and/or watch a movie after?
but if you have any common sense you can easily see which ads are likely made by police
>fake picture
>fake number
>ad is worded strangely
>person is extremely vague over the phone
Fuck man, do the whores get arrested for this kind of shit?
I don't see how johns or whores should get in any sort of legal trouble over this. The only scumbags that should be locked up are the manipulative pimps who take 100% of the girl's cut and psychologically abuse them into constantly working.
All the rest is just biology at work and its been going on for thousands of years
>THEY WOULD SPEND THE WEEKEND WITH YOU
Yes the main difference with super high-end escorts is that they're great actors. You're paying top dollar for a beautiful women to pretend she enjoys your company while you take her out and do things with her. Then she'll pretend to be into it as you fuck her later that night. Be aware that they typically have really strict and intense screening and referral processes for shit like this, so it's really not something you just decide to do one day.
>everyone around her is super conservative and doesn't believe in sex before marriage
It sounds like you live in bumfuck nowhere so I doubt they'd want to fly out to where you are anyway.
It's best to bring a short barrel automatic rifle and plate carrier to hookups just in case they turn out to be cops
> arrested for hiring a prostitute (or escort)
No, I don't live in Africa, Asia or one of the other backward hellholes on earth.
>real alpha male bosses
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