Got a random call from some number I didn't recognize. Called my spoof number. I looked him up...

Got a random call from some number I didn't recognize. Called my spoof number. I looked him up, but dubs will decide what I say from here on out.
Have at it.

Is it ok if I send you a dick pic?

Everyone loves a good dick pic. Rolling.

My work is done here

yare yare daze

Send them a dick pic op!

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He wants to trade heroin for cocaine.

Ask him if he is a grizzly cubby.

Im impressed, op

Do you play pokemon? SOunds like pokemon stuff.

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I'm sorry. I've been drinking a lot lately. When you say black and white are you referring to the heroin or the girls?

Since I've expanded markets it's an honest question.

Thanks man. Means a lot

OP, has the guy replied yet?

Is that a Jojo reference?!

OP just won /b today

do you wam sum fug?

Not yet. Pretty sure he knows he got a wrong number at this point. No fun

that sad

Love when OP delivers

A cute dick to say the least...what a lovely fellow

You guys want his personal info? I wouldn't normally give it out, but he's being no fun at all

I want to stick my fist so far up your cunt that I can pick you up and use you like a stupid, vapid, useless, blubbering flesh puppet.

You a trap? Grow some hair.
If this is dubs, tell them you're calling the cops if they don't return the favor

Ehh...bit contrived

/thred

do you want to suck it? (no homo)

No no wait...

Modify to "you now have underage porn in your phone and I'm calling the cops."

Do it op

aww shit homie

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Roll

You didn't answer my question. Nice dick nonetheless

Lol. Rolling for this faggotry.

Not a trap. I'll start growing hair right away, user. I'm in the mood to deliver

OP here.

Gets quads and I'll call him and say what you roll.

roll

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Yessssss! Roll!

Roll

good girl

Roll 4 delivaree

quads

rolling

winrar

Fuck, I didn't want to do this lol. I'll have to ditch this number if you faggots keep me going this route

you got dubs faggot

Twin dubs have spoken.

Shiiiit

Don't claim to be me. Just suggest it, because that sounds like a great idea.
Although I'd have no way of recording it for you.

Double dubs faggot.

The cops are tracing you currently. You can end all of this you know what you have to do

OP is reaching for legend status

Sharpie in pooper?

Hey man you knew what you signed up for when you came here

Roll

Hey did you liked my wife's son dick?

GO OP GO OP GO GO OP GO OP GO!

Call recorder app

this

I'm just going to give you more of his info already. He's being boring

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Nah. I'm just fucking with you. Nit underage.

But seriously, bro. Send a dick pic back

Fuckin op!!!

Roll

Roll

Rollin to save op

pls dont let op get fucked

Op has delivered. Rolling to save him from cyber pigs

Rolling

i am currently tracking your device and i will send my nigger friends to find you

Again

this

Thanks for the sentiment. I think I'll need it. If I get into trouble, I'll make a thread about it

Send him a pic of your as hole and ask him if he's hungry.

Rollie Sup Forumsie to save the man!

Roll

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You could have gone so many different ways with this. He's saying he has heroin and is looking for coke, if maybe you wanted to exchange some and probably to buy some from. You could have pretended to be his drugged up friend

rip?

Guess so. You have his number. Have some fun yourself.