Got a random call from some number I didn't recognize. Called my spoof number. I looked him up, but dubs will decide what I say from here on out.
Have at it.
Got a random call from some number I didn't recognize. Called my spoof number. I looked him up...
Is it ok if I send you a dick pic?
Everyone loves a good dick pic. Rolling.
My work is done here
yare yare daze
Send them a dick pic op!
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He wants to trade heroin for cocaine.
Ask him if he is a grizzly cubby.
Im impressed, op
Do you play pokemon? SOunds like pokemon stuff.
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I'm sorry. I've been drinking a lot lately. When you say black and white are you referring to the heroin or the girls?
Since I've expanded markets it's an honest question.
Thanks man. Means a lot
OP, has the guy replied yet?
Is that a Jojo reference?!
OP just won /b today
do you wam sum fug?
Not yet. Pretty sure he knows he got a wrong number at this point. No fun
that sad
Love when OP delivers
A cute dick to say the least...what a lovely fellow
You guys want his personal info? I wouldn't normally give it out, but he's being no fun at all
I want to stick my fist so far up your cunt that I can pick you up and use you like a stupid, vapid, useless, blubbering flesh puppet.
You a trap? Grow some hair.
If this is dubs, tell them you're calling the cops if they don't return the favor
Ehh...bit contrived
/thred
do you want to suck it? (no homo)
No no wait...
Modify to "you now have underage porn in your phone and I'm calling the cops."
Do it op
aww shit homie
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Roll
You didn't answer my question. Nice dick nonetheless
Lol. Rolling for this faggotry.
Not a trap. I'll start growing hair right away, user. I'm in the mood to deliver
OP here.
Gets quads and I'll call him and say what you roll.
roll
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Yessssss! Roll!
Roll
good girl
Roll 4 delivaree
quads
rolling
winrar
Fuck, I didn't want to do this lol. I'll have to ditch this number if you faggots keep me going this route
you got dubs faggot
Twin dubs have spoken.
Shiiiit
Don't claim to be me. Just suggest it, because that sounds like a great idea.
Although I'd have no way of recording it for you.
Double dubs faggot.
The cops are tracing you currently. You can end all of this you know what you have to do
OP is reaching for legend status
Sharpie in pooper?
Hey man you knew what you signed up for when you came here
Roll
Hey did you liked my wife's son dick?
GO OP GO OP GO GO OP GO OP GO!
Call recorder app
this
I'm just going to give you more of his info already. He's being boring
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Nah. I'm just fucking with you. Nit underage.
But seriously, bro. Send a dick pic back
Fuckin op!!!
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Rollin to save op
pls dont let op get fucked
Op has delivered. Rolling to save him from cyber pigs
Rolling
i am currently tracking your device and i will send my nigger friends to find you
Again
this
Thanks for the sentiment. I think I'll need it. If I get into trouble, I'll make a thread about it
Send him a pic of your as hole and ask him if he's hungry.
Rollie Sup Forumsie to save the man!
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You could have gone so many different ways with this. He's saying he has heroin and is looking for coke, if maybe you wanted to exchange some and probably to buy some from. You could have pretended to be his drugged up friend
rip?
Guess so. You have his number. Have some fun yourself.