Name a victimless crime.There are none

Name a victimless crime.There are none.

Buying locally grown marijuana.

It is illegal to ride a horse at night in New Mexico

J walking

Black on black crime.
Can't be a victim if you're not human.

user has a point

You're endangering the horse by riding at night, clear-cut case of animal cruelty and abuse.

It's my property lol

being human is not exclusive to all victims.

Taking a nude photo of yourself when you are underage

Fox news screams that you're a victim everyday!

Suicide. The exact moment the crime is commited the only victim is gone already. Family and friends don't count as victims just because it makes them sad. They aren't dead or injured so it's fine.

Hot female 23 yo teacher banging a 14 yo student. They're all over the place and the guy is definitely not a victim. He will probably even be more successful and confident in life thanks to it.

punching someone in the dark

Any that are done to the political right.

It’s every sad teenager’s dream but the reality of it isn’t quite so nice

speeding on a empty interstate

Trespassing in a run down old building to take a picture

OP being a fag

Operating a casino without a license.

Necrophilia. As long as no one alive finds out

Public nudity and long-term sustained verbal harassment/stalking are victimless, then?

Torrenting, smoking weed infact taking any drug if you paid for it using your own earned cash, watching live tv without a licence (for us britbongs and others who need a tv licence)....i can go on

Masturbating

Being as ugly as OPs mom

I installed horse headlights, safe now

good one

Jaywalking

Im a victim

Related.
NC law: you can be busted for DUI unless you are on a horse. You can be drunk asf on a horse in NC.

illegal to pawn your dentures in Las Vegas

Dubs confirm

Till the aids riddled meth addict sells their dentures for a 5 and ends up passing aids along to some unknowing person

Riding a bike without a helmet

You don't get aids from saliva though

trespassing on country or business property without intent of theft or damage. basically just "passing through".

Using a white cane if you're not blind: illegal in Connecticut.

Any offense which is the result of simple possession of a prohibited item (drugs or weapons for instance) is victimless. If the only crime is possession of the item and it has not been used for anything else, and it has not been obtained through victimization, then it is a victimless crime. The only victim is the offender's liberty.

one could argue that torrenting victimizes the people who would make money from these things if they weren't just downloaded tho amirite?