MODS! BAN ME, I'M POSTING CP ON RANDOM THREADS AND THIS WEBSITE IS FUCKING GAY! FUCK YOU ALL!!!

MODS! BAN ME, I'M POSTING CP ON RANDOM THREADS AND THIS WEBSITE IS FUCKING GAY! FUCK YOU ALL!!!
FUCK Sup Forums! THIS ENTIRE WEBSITE SHOULD FUCKING DIE! YOU'RE ALL CUNTS!

Pics or it never happened.

you're mom

Post pictures then faggot

You're doing it wrong user, watch my chocolate milk, will you?

baiyt

Fucking pedos asking for cp

Oh shit

here we go

>What is trolling
>What is bait
>What is shitposting
Get a fucking 12 Gauge and kill yourself.

I'm ready user, cheers!

>you're mom
>you're

OHMYGOD NOOOO.

he waas calling you mom because you're so loving and caring

daily fagete

your a dumb nigger and you're grammar is shit

fagete

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OP is a faggot. He likes dicks in the ass. OP is a faggòòòòt! Ain't no dick he would pas! He also likes bollocks. Just put them into his mouth. And his service is free, Oh! Just please him down south. Faggots, faggots all year around. Are pleased by this homo. His ass free to pound

Eat shit faggot

You are the fucking newfaggiest newfag that has ever newfagged. You literally EXUDE newfaggotry. It's fucking dripping from your fat jiggling body in a frothy disgusting mixture of disappointment and poor life choices.
Kill yourself. End your miserable, worthless life. For the good of all mankind, find a rope strong enough to hold you or a shotgun powerful enough to penetrate the layers upon layers of excess body fat that enshroud your barely-humanoid form like a fucking grotesque, macabre cloak of aborted self-control and fucking murder yourself. Immediately.

Is this a new pasta? Because it's not very good.

Tbh what he said is probably bait in of itself, but it is possible this is a newfag because newfags are almost the majority on this board.

WOW. FUCKING SERIOUSLY? HERE I AM, TRYING TO ENJOY MYSELF ON THE INTERNET WITH FUNNY PICTURES, VIDEOS AND SUCH AFTER A LONG DAY AT WORK AND THIS IS HOW YOU FUCKING RESPOND TO ME?
YOU ARE ONE MASSIVE ASSHOLE, AREN'T YOU?
Seriously, just leave me alone. I will not hesitate to call the police. Yes, that's right, the police. I bet you didn't think of that when you left your "trolling" comment, did you now? Not that I'd expect someone of your obviously very low intellect to know the law.
Write here, in 18 U.S. Code § 875 it says this. "Whoever transmits in interstate or foreign commerce any communication containing any threat to kidnap any person or any threat to injure the person of another, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both". Did you hear that? Imprisoned. You've broken the law, ruined my night and now your life will be ruined.

too many big words for you, kiddo?

I think this is the first person who has ever been on this board that only speaks in the form of copypastas or new copypastas made by him.

Stfu soy boy i hope a nigger rips your asshole to shreds and uses a cheese grater on the tip of your dirty uncut boomerang dick

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

shut up you fucking faggot, I'm 21 and have a job, have been posting on this chan for 2 years, and have sex regularly, don't fucking call me a nigger. I'm going to take thirty fucking Kershaw kerambit knifes and furiously stab you until your screams of pain are reduced to gurgles and then in your death throws find the biggest knife wound and fuck it until I orgasm, using the blood as lube, and I hope all of you other liberal retards get cancer and in your final days bleed out in a car crash so I can jack off to the images just like I did where the Starship Troopers where Diz gets ripped apart and chokes to death on her blood, you'd better fucking run before my penis is covered in your blood, and be a lesson to all of these faggots who think the fallacy of calling me a nigger is a legitimate tactic for arguments

I don't think there's a single big word in there.
It's concerning you think anything you have typed is a big word.
Please finish your homework, you have a big day at middle school tomorrow.

Nobody is dealing with your shit. You are going to be fucked in the ass with a cheese grater lubed up with ghost chili pepper sauce and fucking Australian bull ants whilst I affix to my right index finger an unwashed steak knife from a local mexican restaurant and proceed to rub your crusty fucking clit with it and using my left hand to grope your fucking titty with a god damned taser. Once I get bored with that Ill spin you the fuck around and fuck your dirty cunt with an 80-grit sandpaper condom I made at the fucking home depot that I have covered with fucking bees. I'll thrust my boney ass pelvis into your soggy fucking kidneys on top of a god damned Tibetan nail bed as I lick the tears of shame and agony out of your motherfucking eye balls. Your utter agony will be a thing of legend as I pull out my dick and slit your throat with a fucking plastic spork so I can jizz down your god damned throat hole as I dump chlorine bleach into your nostrils on your now flailing head. All of this whilst I live webcast this shit directly to your parents, the pope, and fox news for all to witness and enjoy and just as you gurgle your last breathe as it bubbles through your cum clogged trachea I'll take a massive pabst blue ribbon dump in your mouth.

>typed
It's a pasta you fucking newshit

That actually makes it worse.
How tragic that you seem almost proud of that.

What the fuck is this place? I just came here from /r/funny to see if there was anything of equal or greater quality, and I come here and I don't see any shit but fucking racism and islmophobia. all of you are fucking degenerates. Is this the trash can of the internet? what would drive anyone to come here to be with such trash? this is why all boards should be strictly moderated by those of high moral standards. There is no decency here. What the fuck even. I just can't. I can not.

Also why does this website look like it was made in 1994? do you people really enjoy posting on such outdated shit? if you value your precious anonymity then I would expect that you would try to go somewhere with sophisticated coding and security. this isn't even fucking https.

fuck you guys

>implying I'm the person you were responding to
>being too much of a fucking newfag to recognize that something is obviously pasta
Kys at your earliest possible convenience

I fu**ing hate you: I fucking hate you __. I fucking wish you were dead you motherfucking jew-nosed butch-dyke looking cunt. You cannot fathom how deep the goddamn well of hatred runs within me. If you were the last hope to save this world and all universes from utter annihilation and I held your fate in my hands, I would end your pitiful buttermilk fucking existence you cocksucking _-rimming shitbag. I mean jesus christ, how hard is it to not be so... you? You're the worst person in any time period. I swear to god I want nothing more than for someone to fry your balls while they're still attached to you and then serve them to an elderly chinese couple while you writhe in exquisite agony above their plate and the management tells you to shut your fucking dick deposit box of a mouth and be courteous to the other diners. I wish you were a fucking dog so I could send you to south korea so they can eat you with their fucking noodles for lunch.so why don't you just do us all a fucking favor and inject your eyeballs with 1000 grams of rat poison and hit up a sauna afterwards, you shitskinned dickbreathed oat goblin.

>keeps responding to obvious bait
Who's the newfag, again?
Because it looks like it's actually you all along.
What a twist.

Anyone who responds to this is a faggot and admits defeat to my obviously superior intellect, regardless of the content of your retort.
Go fuck yourself, kiddo.

fuck this thread

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What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD YOU ARE ALWAYS INTERJECTING WITH THE MOST FUCKING DUMBEST SHIT I'VE EVER HEARD I SWEAR I WILL SHIT INSIDE YOUR MOUTH AND RIP OUT YOUR INTESTINES AND DRAIN YOUR WASTE INTO YOUR PARENTS AND KILL THEM TOO. YOU FEEL THAT FUCKING SWEATY FUCKBOI DROP COMING DOWN THE SIDE OF YOUR HEAD? YEAH THAT'S RIGHT SWEAT, ONCE YOUR DONE EMPTYING YOUR ORIFICES I'LL REFILL THEM WITH MY STANKY, SALTY, WHITE,glue. YOU SHIT SLAPPING, DICK GURGLING, SAD ATTEMPT AT A MARRIAGE SAVER I'VE EVER SEEN. YOU ARE WORTHLESS, YOUR LIFE, YOUR EXISTENCE IS A CRIME, KILL YOURSELF. YOU BALL DICK CUNT PUSSY LICKER.

Look, user, I need to tell you something because I don't know if I'll ever see you again.

I was an orphan. I grew up in Pennsylvania in a whorehouse. I read about Milton Hershey and his school in porno magazine or whatever crap the girls left by the toilet. And I read that some orphans had a different life there. I could picture it. I dreamt of it. Of being wanted. Because the woman who was forced to raise me would look at me every day like she hoped I would disappear. The closest I got to feeling wanted was from a girl who would make me go through her jons’ pockets while they screwed. If I collected more than a dollar, she’d buy me a Hershey bar. And I would eat it–alone–in my room, with great ceremony, feeling like a normal kid. It said “sweet” on the packet. It was the only sweet thing in my life.

Congrats on having a fucking dead end job u fat slab of putrid fuck and stopped sleeping on your moms couch. I bet that landwhale of yours needs a forklift to lift all of her flabs of pure fat to get your little fat dick to atleast touch her morbidly obese pussy. Nice life nigger

Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so faggot. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.

*unzips pants*
awful optimistic of you, eh kid?
*forces you to your knees*
*tilts your face up and kisses it before shoving cock down your throat*
*facefucks you for 5-10 minutes, then lifts you onto the couch and puts you face down*
*starts to push cock into your ass*
*it curves up, presses against your prostate as it enters further and further*
*strokes your hair as you begin mumbling nonsense*
heh… you like that, do ya kid?
*you begin noticing details like balls slapping against your ass*
*firmly grabs your hips and slowly pumps in and out*
*starts fucking harder and harder until your yelping each time it’s slammed in to the hilt*
*you begin arching and pushing into it with each thrust*
*jerks you off*
*cum in unison*
h-heh… that was good… eh, kid?

what a fucking loser

Lol, this thread is fun.

i hate chocolate milk.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

dubs is facts

normally i would taunt a response like this given it's gaia-esque speech pattern but in this respect it seems quite appropriate.

Suck my fucking cock. Who the fuck are you to come in here acting all superior and knowledgeable like a fat fedora tipping Cheeto-dribbling bastard? The only human fucking interaction you receive in life that doesn't come from your poor traumatized mother and you spoil it by acting like a fucking sperg. It's not really your fault though, you were just born that way, weren't you? You were born with something ever-so-subtly different in that diseased fruit you call a brain that nevertheless transformed you into something less than fucking human. A pair of crossed wires that are supposed to be parallel, a tiny, oft-forgotten lobe somewhere in the back, maybe something even more direct like minor head trauma during your childhood. Whatever it was, it single-handedly transformed you into what you are now: a sad, pathetic facsimile of a human being. A fucking travesty.

End yourself.

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what the fuck m8! YOU RUINED THE CARPET