Doing a nightly stroll and found 20 bucks next to a trashcan. Trips decides what I buy, if I can find it at Walmart.
OP will delivar except if it exceeds 20 dollars, if its 21 thats fine.
Doing a nightly stroll and found 20 bucks next to a trashcan. Trips decides what I buy, if I can find it at Walmart
Wyatt White
Ian Ortiz
Ski mask duct tape knife
James Edwards
give it to the salvation army
Lucas Cook
Sharpies, for sticking in poopers.
Sebastian Morales
Buy a prepaid Visa. Load the monies. Buy a short term Brazzers membership. Share login.
Luis Sanchez
$20 worth of mayonnaise
Elijah Hernandez
Dubs located, trips inevitable.
Jason Gonzalez
You must buy 1 frog.
Hunter Hughes
Cucumber, rope, lube, duct tape.
Justin Cooper
reroll for this guy
Julian Adams
6 pack of yuengling
Gabriel Ramirez
888
Lincoln Campbell
Lincoln Cox
dildo
Jonathan Walker
...
Mason Gray
This
Owen Martin
re roll
Juan Perez
Rolling for this
Jordan Scott
Buy a big thing of lotion and as many baby dolls as you can.
Zachary Martin
2 g's o' AZ kush
Lincoln Bailey
go to the counter with a pack of condoms. at the register pretend you dont have enough cash. go back, get rubber bands and clear foil and buy them instead.
at the same register ofcourse
Nicholas Rogers
go to the bank and get it in nickels
Jacob Adams
Cheapest biggest knife you can find and as many rolls of plastic wrap the remainder will buy
Jordan Wilson
clearly you need to buy a trashcan.
Caleb Jones
A nintendo wii
Lucas Hill
bump
Dominic Carter
Give to needy or random person and tell them that Jesus loves them
Isaiah Lopez
this is a dubs get bread
Luke Ortiz
Who does a nightly stroll faggot
Nathan Lopez
times zones ?
retard
Mason Martinez
People with nothing better to do
Donate it to an orphanage
Thomas Nguyen
I do. I enjoy the breeze of the night.
Wouldn't expect a basement dweller to understand going outside.
Juan Rogers
Buy a burger and Fuck it.
Grayson Lee
Buy as much of the cheapest hot wheels car as you can and don't use self checkout
Kayden Murphy
Fucking win
Daniel Campbell
oh god wiNRAR
Logan Flores
Literally the most American get.
Gabriel Howard
It’s burger time
Nolan Hall
best win
Nolan Jenkins
Do it OP
Adam Wright
Where were you when op was kill
>buy burger and fuck it
"no"
Tyler Edwards
OP here, jesus christ that was fast. Well I've decided on a double cheeseburger on GrubHub. This sound sufficient? Will throw in a can of mayo to that user who rolled for 20 dollars worth of mayo.
Matthew Rodriguez
make sure to timestamp you're dick OP
Benjamin Adams
Yes, that sounds great my guy.
James Howard
"You're" Jesus Christ
Thomas Torres
Trips confirm approval. Ordering now.
And now, we wait.
Colton Gomez
Posting in an epic bread.
>Later, user fucks an epic bread.
Grayson Wright
Make sure to wear a condom, you don't want sliders.
Juan Gutierrez
While I wait on the order (plus fries cause it was 10 dollars minimum) anyone got any questions for a soon to be burger fucker?
Asher Watson
Kek
Liam Reed
What state do you live?
Josiah Davis
Kekage overload.
Grayson Jackson
Will you eat it after?
Cooper Cook
Condoms
Caleb Reed
One of the smallest bras, and one of the largest bras that they have.
Bentley Hall
I found $57 dollars on the ground last month, and asked Sup Forums what I should buy. I was ignored. I wound up buying two spare magazines for my Hi Point .45, and that's worked out pretty well.
So...a single spare magazine for a Hi Point .45 is my suggestion. You'll have 9 rounds of big ass bullets to chuck at a larcenous crackhead, and hey, if you don't have the .45 Hi Point to chuck them, no worries. Just find $20 on the ground ten more times and you can buy one.
Xavier Nelson
I live out in Ohio, plan to move but don't know where to yet.
Bentley Watson
If trips is rolled in favor, I may.
Alexander Scott
1.75l plastic bottle of cheap vodka and get blackout drunk.
Grayson Smith
See
Andrew Wood
I like this one.
Ian Watson
oh.
Justin Perry
roll
Gavin Gray
roll
Jacob Butler
I'll roll for this
Camden Brown
Buy an artichoke. Nothing else. Just an artichoke.
William Diaz
Move to PA, VA or MD. Just stay away from big cities.
Angel Ortiz
Rolling
Ethan Turner
kek op's losing virginity to a burger
Angel Harris
Rolling for this
Brayden Lopez
Nah, my viriginity was lost to some cunt back in my junior year.
Oliver Long
This thread is kinda making me want to fuck a burger now.
Julian Robinson
Buy a trash can as a tribute
Jose Mitchell
oh, well, enjoy the burger, you better deliver matey potatey
Christian Gonzalez
rolling
Luis Anderson
Rolling for semen burger.
Leo Barnes
Rolling for this.
Alexander Allen
Reroll
Asher Wilson
Fuck, reroll
Owen Rivera
FUCK
Luke Nelson
Buy 20$ worth of food and donate it to a food pantry at your earliest convenience
William Jackson
mtn dew
Charles Cruz
$20 worth of vagasil
Jacob Martinez
Third time's the charm, right?
Benjamin Price
Lotion, tissues, a plunger, and condoms
Liam Gray
Op eat the burger after
Ian Cruz
Go get some Rockdale light and a small bag of beef jerky
Lincoln Adams
quit trying you suck at this.
Rolling for you to eat it post spunk.
Caleb Cooper
Roll.
Benjamin Wright
This. Way better than buying three things game because they have to notice
Christian King
rollll
Jayden Wood
this is not trips
Lincoln Ross
Burg is almost here, about 10 minutes.
Any last questions before I get my FuckaBurger?
Juan King
roll
Isaiah Bailey
nips
Isaiah Gray
name the burger frank?
Elijah Ward
What's your favorite color?
Cameron Thompson
Will you marry me Hannah?
Colton Edwards
Eat the burger, faggot.
Asher Jackson
$7 for a burger? Holy fuck is the burger made out of vestal virgins by Mario battali himself? Goddamn, nigga. Never heard of the dollar menu?