If you have a coffee table, you are by definition, a loser

If you have a coffee table, you are by definition, a loser.

if you have ever bought a "coffee table book", you might as well kill yourself now.

Explain

>Explain

I guess my autism took control and posted those two abortions.

lo siento.

I have a coffee table book about coffee tables that turns into a coffee table

>not owning a piece of furniture to rest drinks on (provided you use a fucking coaster, i'll fucking kick your teeth in mate, believe me, i'll spit in that drink of yours and force feed it to ya) when you have guests over to watch the game (or socialize in general) that is hand crafted by your own callused hands

Fucking what?

i love you.

I have 3 coffee tables and I don't even drink coffee

Fuck. What if it came with the house?

>He doesn't have a nice cup of coffee at his coffee table while reading a nice book

>>>/reddit/

things do not simply "come with houses".

reddit was a good place about 6+ years ago.

i'm not sure what ruined it. eitther the karma thing, where it turned into a computer game to get upvotes, or the decision by the admins to start forcing AWW shit onto the front page to snag low IQ people.

actually, it was the low IQ thing that ruined reddit.

t. humorless faggot

All your waifus belong to Uncle Joe now!

WHAT IS THIS HERESY

TV
coffee table
couch

God tier combination back up plebs

>no fireplace
R u por?

Launch would kick his ass

my house was fully furnished when i bought it

...

I have a decaffenated coffee table
You'd never know it to look at it.

>Mfw I have a fireplace but summers are too long and winters too fucking short to use it frequently

Foggot confirmed

You too?

What's a foggot?

Like a faggot but succumbed to the fog.

I have that same exact coffee table in my living room right now.