Texas Rangers @ Seattle Mariners Official Game Thread

Today, 1:10 PM on FSSW, RTNW
Safeco Field

Mariners lead the series 2-0, looking for their first sweep of the season. Rangers looking to snap their losing streak.

Comfy early Easter edition

MARINERS!

Rags

Happy Easter Seattle

happy easter texas
hoping for more of this desu

rude

i meant it in the nicest way possible

MARINERS!

have an anime girl space
use whatever springerdinger powers you have to get us a cruz missile and complete the sweep

Cruz already knows how to hurt the rangers, my friend.
I'm giving all my power to Haniger and Motter. And it's extra power today since Stros/A's got rained out, so y'all had best use it well.

you got one of these from one of those Hamels "starts" he had against yall in September last year?

that shit was really a giant red flag in hindsight

Happy Easter everyone

this is the last one i have
dont remember which games any of these came from

the rags fan(s) in here are being pretty decent; respect to y'all. hope it stays like that all season.

>that was literally a world series winning play if he had caught it
rmyt

rags fans seem decent outside of their terrible trips

don't worry I'm sure the shitposter will be here soon

Silver boot series gonna be lit this year

Hey M's bros. did anyone get out this morning and enjoy the nice weather before the game? I played golf and some basketball.

RUIZ WITH THE LEGS

a cute

its been raining all morning where i live

I'm ready for it to be less one-sided, and I really think this is the year that starts. Also having the whole first month of the season to settle in before playing y'all will be a big difference maker for us, I imagine.
Know the one thing the Dallas area has that I'm jealous of? Babe's chicken.

DAMMIT!

Bum deal bro. the sun is giving me vitality like Superman

I actually just woke up, was at a bonfire into the wee hours of the morning.

Hamels cambio looking niiiice

I don't know why but the salad at Babe's is my favorite thing there. It's so simple but a really good contrast to all the fried shit you're eating

LOOPER
O
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P
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CRUZ GRENADE

RUNS!

>dat homemade dressing
HNNNNGGG
Also the molasses biscuits make a man wanna cry.
Even if the chicken weren't a factor at all, it would still be great.

hawaiian sweet rolls or regular rolls for a ham sammich lads?

Sweet

always sweet

Felix says SWEET SUNDAY

That was some truly >rags tier outfield play, goodness gracious

fug

hope you come through on those haniger and motter homers

Well, I guess we should put our brooms away.

Iwakuma, you turd.

I gotta say, the M's Sunday unis are a fantastic look. They should make them their regular home uniform imo

wtf le glass korean did something

true

I also can never resist the green beans that fried chicken places all prepare the same way

The grease is the key. Those green beans are the least healthy vegetables you could eat in their natural form, but dang does that grease do a number

Oh, did I not mention the meme magic I was bringing is of the comeback variety?

only 2 runs buddy

I really like them, but they need names on the back.

I was in most of the M's Astros threads, so yeah, I've seen your meme abilities. As long as Kuma keeps it close, anything can happen.

As far as M's jerseys go, I think I'm finally going to get a Teal Hernandez jersey, then I'm going to find a cream Cano, Seager or Hammerin' Haniger.

True, then they'd be flawless

I'll bring out my signature meme boost if they score again. Also, why Hernandez and not Paxton? Pax is a stud

good call

KUMA WHY

Motter pop lessgo

I've wanted a Felix jersey for a long time, but was too fat to justify buying one, so now that I've lost significant weight he's due. Paxton is also a good choice. Maybe he'll be the road gray or something.

I think Hamels could give Greinke a run for his money when it comes to the autism problem 2bh

Last 2 digits of the post directly under mine are the uniform number of the next player to homer

Good on you on both the weight loss and waiting til you lost the weight to buy new stuff

DAE HO LEE

...

Nah he only gets autistic when he walks people

Greinke is a whole other level

It's over brehs

fuck you kuma

That ball girl made a heck of a play a minute ago

only the best here

Is this """""our"""" inning?!

THE HANIGER HAMMER

>MITCH
>FUCKIN
>HANIGER

*belts your ball*

TY BASED HAMMER

Y'all are welcome

It was 3-1 like five mins ago

wtf

doesnt look like cruz is running 100%

Motter's turn now

cmon cruz bring em home

>dave sims

wew

kek hes excited

oh just fuck off sims

Nice get
Cruz shall hurt the >rags once more
(Please stay fair this time)

god dammit

CRUZ YOU INCOMPETENT EXCREMENT

need more meme power

slow thread

everyone is eastering

Rangers fans are celebrating Easter with their families, so right now the thread is just full of the disappointing NEET children of Mariners fans.

Was waiting for Seager to wake up

someone has some pent up rage

there he is

welp bullpen is already shit

should've kept the ""ace"" in for the sixth, I think he can handle more than 95 pitches

my family is 600 miles away

Valencia with the tower of power

wew valencia

wut

worst ump

bullshit Fox cutting to commercial right away $$$

this is why radio is the patrician choice

At least we see a speck of emotion from Servais

what the actual fuck

robot umps are the future

can't wait for the boomers to die off so we can fix this shit

Ump gets called out for doing his job, then ejects the person that calls him out. Fuck you CB Buckner

What happened guys

CB Buckner has always been bad

1st base Ump CB Buckner waited to make the call on a grounder his side, doesn't make the call until after he confers with fucking Mike Napoli.

Servais gets understandably upset, tells the man to do his job, gets ejected.

wew lad. At least Scott finally did something.

Rangers just tend to push Servais's buttons, I guess lol

Oh yeah, all this happened on a commercial break on the TV side too.

>Motter to hit again in this game
Confirmed for hitting game winner

...Root?

Let's hope so. He's due.

i dont like this

fuck these umps

eh, get him to 2 strikes and he'll swing and miss at the breaking ball in

JUST