I understand drinking beer and wine, because those can actually taste decent, but hard liquor is fucking trash and mostly tastes like shit.
If I want to get drunk, I can drink a cheap bottle of $5-10 wine, and it will taste far superior to any hard liquor I can get. Sure if I buy a $20 bottle of Vodka or something I could probably get drunk 3-4 times with the hard liquor while the bottle of wine will only get me drunk once, it still tastes like shit.
The only decent hard liquor I've had is Jack Daniels and even that will make me puke if I have enough of it. Wine and beer never makes me puke, because it doesn't taste like shit.
I literally just bought some Absolut Vodka, one of the better brands, and it tastes even worse than I remember. It's like drinking fucking rubbing alcohol.
Sebastian Richardson
Because good tasting hard liquor is way too expensive.
Also thats why people tend to mix it with soft drinks. I personally love gin tonics.
Colton Allen
I can drink anything dry i am the guy that shows up to party and chugs a moonshine bottle In my group of friens everbody drinks the cheapest lager and moonshine
Sebastian Hughes
Mixing is for pussybois
Oliver Phillips
How is wine anyway Never tasted wine
Jordan Myers
Jack daniels is shit whiskey btw
Andrew Harris
It's like really light grape juice with a slightly alcoholic taste.
Carter Jackson
It probably is but it's still better than vodka.
Lucas Watson
No NoNo You sound like those people who only drink cider and alcopops
Grayson Brooks
This.
John Myers
Vodka is worst liquor you have shit taste
Blake Taylor
I don't know what either of that shit is
But vodka is way fucking shittier than whiskey this
Hudson Peterson
vodka has no taste
Evan Barnes
it tastes like rubbing alcohol
Landon Thomas
THIS gopd vodka is liking drinking water
Lucas Gray
Trying to find a vid of my chugging moonshine min
Nathan Bennett
Vodka is supposed to be drunk ice cold and with appropriate snacks, then it's delicious.
Anthony Taylor
i feel like drinking liquor ice cold only makes the burning feeling worse.
Ryder Rogers
Nah. If it's a good vodka you can have it pocket warm and you won't be even making faces after the first shot.
Dylan Bennett
sad
Ian Bell
voda=water so yeah
Joseph Bell
this
Christopher Young
Yes, but still it's better to serve it in a proper way.
Xavier Miller
Try the girly liquors like fireball whiskey or spiced rum. Fireball tastes like you're drinking red hots candy.
Luis Davis
fuck off slav, you're not white
Daniel Hernandez
so? whites are weak cucks
Anthony Perez
Beer Rum Brandy Whiskey Tequila Vodka Mezcal
Beer tastes the worst out of all of that.
Connor Morales
>beer Awful taste >wine Worst hangovers >hard liquor Goes down easy, makes the job done
Grayson Taylor
Spiced rum, normal rum, white rum, whiskey, cognac, brandy. These are all good. I don't consider any of them girly really.
Vodka just legitimately tastes like rubbing alcohol to me. It's funny because vodka is such a teenage girl/high school kid drink
but there's WAY more alcohols out there with the same % of alcohol out there as vodka that taste better. like jack daniels is seriously so much better than absolut and its the same content
Joshua Smith
>beer refreshing, mild taste. goes very good with pizza or a dinner >wine tastes even better than beer, little to no hangover, goes good with dinner >hard liquor tastes like shit, bad hangover, plus side is it gets you drunk fast and with very little
Aiden Richardson
Hard alcohol is for getting drunk without upsetting your stomach by filling it with too much liquid and such. Should always be consumed with food imo.
Matthew Collins
jack daniels is trash though, it's literally undrinkable without coke
Adam Cruz
Most people mix vodka with juice or something like that to mask the shitty taste.
However, I've had some Ukie vodka which was drinkable by itself
>tasting hard liquor Just take the shot and down it in one gulp >with very little Speak for yourself
Jaxon Thompson
Never agreed so much eith slavs
David Hernandez
I find it easier to drink Jack daniels as a shot than vodka. It's real easy to go down with coke though.
Jack at least has a sweet taste to it. Vodka is literally like drinking rubbing alcohol. Also you can't really mix vodka with coke or dark pops, you have to mix it with sprite or juice or something >Speak for yourself hurr me big man me drink so much im so tough xddd
you know what i meant. it obviously takes less hard liquor vs wine or beer to get drunk
Robert Moore
Based Germanbro.
I love Germany. You're so fucking, good man... You're Anglo-Saxons and shit like that, and Nazis were cool man.
Thanks for being such a bro Germany. I love you mate. My grandmother's grandmother's surname was Merkel, so like, I'm related to youre president
Cameron Martin
u're drunk
Jonathan Powell
Ok, if you insist.
Ian Lewis
Vodka is nice if you find one you like. There's this Russian or Ukranian one with a wheat stalk in it which I find never gets bad. Absolutt tastes more like rubbing alcohol than anything else.
Luke Clark
>Jack at least has a sweet taste to it. >at least oh my looks like you just prefer sweet/sugary drinks
Hunter Anderson
>wine >tastes even better than beer
No.
Adrian Stewart
Me too, so everything is OK!
Just make sure to drink a lot of Beer to celebrate your heritage.
Jordan Gonzalez
I am
Evan Mitchell
>Also you can't really mix vodka with coke or dark pops But you can, you also can mix it with juice or smth else. You should try to drink vodka with rye bread, pickles or salted herring desu
Logan Garcia
vodka and coke is nasty to me, it clashes too much.
vodka goes nice with grape juice, orange juice, or something though
and hey. i really like russia, you are beautiful people, and very tough. russians are very good people. youre very cute and beautiful. i like russian girls.
Michael Watson
wine
>Vodka is like drinking fucking rubbing alcohol. >like
Luke Wright
>drinking alcohol >lowering your testosterone >inhibiting protein synthesis >decreasing REM sleep >ruining your liver and kidneys
Literally why? I understand going out for a celebratory drink or two, but why do people over indulge with alcohol? Even if you are depressed and trying to suppress you emotions, there are better, less harmful, more pleasureful drugs to choose from.
Anyone who is emotionally healthy should make fitness a priority and cut alcohol out of their diet. A glass of wine is a treat, not something that should be consumed frequently in excess.
>inb4 some drunken Polish retard bases their masculinity off their ability to poison themselves
Jayden Nelson
>vodka with rye bread, pickles Very good taste. When drinking vodka with bread make sure to add a lot of butter to your bread for maximum taste. I also enjoy white bread with Butter and salmon roe with a bit of vodka.
James Davis
>salmon roe with a bit of vodka Based
Jonathan Myers
Italians are so fucking based, and i feel like you influnced american culture a lot
we love rocky balboa, sylvester stallone, uncle jesse from full house. italians were popular in the 1980s
and italian women are beautiful , give me a classy italian pure gf !!
haha. we love pizza and spaghetti
btw you guys make pretty good wine and stuff.
italians are based.. i love italy. ancient rome, marioa & luigi!! very ogod
Thomas Fisher
>decreasing REM sleep so what?
by the way the alcohol is not all the same and don't cause the same issues...
Kayden Green
Cause it's fun, socially acceptable, lowers inhibitions, and usually makes for a good story. And it's not like you drink excessively every day, or even drink at all every day.
Camden Williams
>more pleasureful drugs to choose from. please tell me about them. Weed fucked me up and gave me psychosis btw. I cant enjoy it at all nowadays, and just feel sick. Alcohol is always nice and pleasant for me (if I don't overdrink).
Jose Taylor
>or even drink at all every day. Speak for yourself
David Hill
>tfw you not fully realize if you are reading a pasta or not
Carter Bailey
>that one straightedge faglord
Bentley Nelson
That depends on social class and age (beer - young lower class people, liquor - young middle class people, wine - older people in general). I'm a beer drinker.
I find it interesting that we have no drinking culture in Slovenia, unlike in Poland, Turkey, Russia, Serbia, etc. in the sense that a certain alcoholic drink would have a prescribed method of serving, accompanying snacks and even music associated with its imbibing. We NEVER eat when drinking, unless the occasion is wine-tasting.
Lincoln Morales
I've always thought of vodka as the cauliflower of liquors. It's very plain like rum which is why these are used for mix drinks so often. You can mix whiskey, but I don't feel like it needs anything in addition. I feel the same way about gin, but I've never been able to acquire a taste for it. It tastes medicinal to me.
Adam Hall
REM sleep is necessary for recovery. REM sleep is the deep sleep when your body gets the actual rest it needs. Notice how when you get drunk, go to sleep and wake up still tired?
For a Scandinavian, this makes sense. You live in a country that is too cold to go outside and the people are not open to making friends with strangers. I am lucky enough to live in an area with good weather, beautiful nature and outgoing people.
Honestly, I feel bad for Norwegians and Swedes. Your countries have such beautiful nature, but you must not be able to enjoy it most of the year because it is too cold.
Try mushrooms. I've only had a few experiences with mushrooms, but taking 3.5 grams and listening to music alone was the absolute most fun I've ever had. If you are doing them with friends, consider only 2 grams for your first time. Also, they may be difficult to find in Germany, but they are easy to obtain in Amsterdam.
kys you worthless Pole
Also, not straightedge. There are better drugs out there than alcohol. If I'm going to put something unhealthy in my body, it better be worth it. In terms of a "pleasure to physical harm" ratio, alcohol ranks pretty fucking low.
Cameron Jackson
>Also, they may be difficult to find in Germany >american education
Connor Smith
If I'm not drunk enough after a 6 pack I will break out the big guns so I can get proper shit faced
Levi Price
Yeah, I must have fell asleep in high school when they were teaching us what drugs I can find in Germany
Surely my behavior would not be tolerated in Slovakia
Christopher Young
It's not too cold. If we lived like that then we wouldn't be living at all. There's a Scandinavian saying that goes like this: "there is no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothes", and we live by that winter and summer. Also this thing about us never talking to strangers is bullshit. We don't usually talk to strangers unless we have a reason to, but we are not difficult to befriend, and we don't go around actively avoiding others.
The mushrooms you're talking about grows in my backyard. I'll try them one of these days when they sprout, but my neighbour once did and he never came down from that high.
Jack Gonzalez
well, not everyone is a junkie trash like you
Benjamin Campbell
Try mead, it's made from honey
Henry Nelson
not pasta. i just love italians and im drunking
Owen Mitchell
Nope, not a junkie. I have a stable job and strong relationships with my family and friends. I am perfectly healthy. My recreational drug use takes no toll on my health or my life.
You're just butthurt because you are some stinky Pole who has to drown your sorrows with cheap vodka because you are too poor to afford anything better.
Jordan Martin
>projecting this much looks like someone is very insecure
Parker Edwards
He's butthurt since you are directly contributing to an illicit and organized crime network on both the local and international level when you are buying illegal narcotics. Which is opposed to alcohol which is usually taxed and regulated heavily, and does not directly contribute to any illegal activities.
Grayson Smith
>If I'm not drunk enough after a 6 pack I will break out the big guns so I can get proper shit faced
The thing is I never drink beer to get drunk because by the time you get to a point of even being anywhere near drunk on beer, you get sick of drinking beer.
I can only drink 3 beers at a time before i get sick/bored of drinking them and start feeling full.
I usually get drunk off of like 3 mixed drinks of hard liquor (filling about 1/4 of a cup) or just drink a bottle of wine.
Mixing beer and hard liquor gives you a worse hangover btw. You're not supposed to drink multiple types of alc
Aiden Rodriguez
People would be puzzled by your notion that shrooms are hard to come by in any given European country, that's for sure.
Jeremiah Stewart
Projecting is the adult way of saying "I know what you are, but what am I"
Not an argument, you stinky Pole
Jaxson King
Exactly this, my European friend, I'm very concerned about international safety, and strongly condemn any criminal activities that could potentially cause great deal of harm or suffering.
Luke Gomez
water >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything
Adrian Allen
whatever helps you sleep at night, my generously sized friend
Xavier Martinez
Kudos to the Pole for ironically acting out the stereotypical but outdated socially conservative Eastern European bonehead stereotype.
Adam Williams
>tfw always ignore redditspacing posts improves your lives, lads. Anyways, OP you're underaged, for sure. I have literally never met an underaged that didn't have this opinion. By the time you hit the age you can actually consume alcohol legally you'll see that your tastes have changed and you'll be able to enjoy different drinks easier. I prefer beer myself desu, but if I had a alcohol to choose from i'd choose vodka. Goes well with natural fruit juices (not that sunny d shit) and tonic water.
Parker Williams
I'm 21 you fucking smug old senile faggot. Not my fault you have shit taste in alcohol.
Dylan Jenkins
so you just recently are able to legally buy alcohol? truly we have a connoisseur here
Joseph Rogers
prove it fagiit
post identification now
Jace James
I had a Polish friend once who wanted me to drunk the vodka he brought from home
I'm half convinced he just gave me paint thinner really
Lincoln Gomez
>posting identification on Sup Forums
i dont give a fuck if you don't believe me, being old isn't something special
you just have shit alcohol taste
Benjamin Rivera
Vodka has a bitter after taste, try rum or cachaça, they're very sweet
Jack Evans
Rum is very good.
Dunno what the fuck cachaca is, never heard of it
Brazilians have nice asses and generally are pretty funny/cool guys. so thanks brazilbro.
most of the slavs are mad because i have insulted their vodka
Jace Gray
i'm very saddened to hear about your negative experiences keep in mind, poland is the birthplace and one of the main producers of vodka, that includes both the cheapest ones as well as more expensive, luxurious types, therefore your experience can vary greatly
Josiah Evans
>tfw 22 then you either have shit taste or have shit taste and don't drink often and come to talk about something you know nothing of
Brandon Diaz
You have the shit taste, my immature wannabe big boy friend. Sad, sad little man that you are.
Jacob Bennett
Shut up, both you faggot have shit taste
Asher Bell
>pic related
Landon Bennett
you can taste my shit *unzips pants* shoves butthole in your face
Easton Smith
I like vodka specifically because it has no real taste. Every other hard liquor I have tried just tastes like shit flavour wise. At least vodka is clean tasting.
Samuel Reed
The taste of vodka is rubbing alcohol.
Easton Sullivan
Do you drink cognac? If so, what is your favorite?
Logan Thompson
Shitty vodka does. Good vodka is smooth and does have distinctive taste. Pretty much all the popular vodkas are garbage.
Xavier Garcia
I'm curious what your thoughts would be on Everclear?
Adam Allen
Grey Goose is popular and good. I kinda like plain Absolut as well, unlike the OP.
Levi Morgan
>Alcohol by volume: 95% or 75.5%
Never had it but I can tell it definitely tastes like actual shit
Jason Williams
>tfw never drink cognac
Joshua Allen
it's not supposed to be drunk clean, it's for mixing or medical purposes