Rubber match today.
Shields vs Santiago (oh hello again)
First pitch 3:10PM CST. Here's to another ded thread today.
Rubber match today.
Shields vs Santiago (oh hello again)
First pitch 3:10PM CST. Here's to another ded thread today.
one of these games the white sox have to go full meme with leury or salad. both of them could conceivably play every position, especially Salad since he's the emergency catcher, they should do it.
I also want to see leury the emergency pitcher pitching to salad the emergency catcher.
Can't be any more American than that.
Happy Easter dudes
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oh shit it's easter, gotta get to the store early tomorrow to buy after easter sale starburst jellybeans before they're gone
May is terrible, he's not getting unlucky or anything he's just striking out or grounding out weakly, he might actually never get a hit
Keep swinging at everything Smith, fucking dumbass.
Still scoreless after 4. It's a miracle.
Oh boy
>sox give up another inside the park home run
No way..
Same to you
Will he go over/under the Mendoza Line?
>can't even lay down a bunt
at least he battled in that at bat, I guess
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>cy Santiago
No surprise there
>cy shields
Wat
Well at least he got on base.
>avihits
>inb4 gidp
trips confirm avi got a hit
That works Davidson. Tie game!
Tie game, neato
Satan pls
The fuck was the point of PHing there?
imagine if avi and davidson weren't overachieving, the team would be hitting like .150
Which actually sounds about right.
>tie the game up
>put in Kahnle
When is it too obvious that we're tanking?
kahnle has been pretty good since the 2nd half last seaon
>Breaking News: White Six Sign Ronald Bellisario to a 1 year contract
He has a bit extra on his fastball this season also
the bullpen as a whole looks pretty good, far better than average for a team that is supposedly tanking
NOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo
>twinks
Seth Beer tho
is May even capable of making solid contact?
>muh beer
Jones has been the shakiest sox reliever so far, let's see if he doesn't miss his spots by 3 feet today
Walk off imminent
>Q has been the worst starter
>Jones the worst reliever
wew, these are supposed to be the best guys respectively. and nurse I guess
woah, almost nailed him. that was a quick pitch also, probably don't want to do that again
Let's sign Linebrink again..
It comes with age. They aren't getting any younger.
Or downs
And freeeee baseball
Yay?
Free Baseball....fuck this probably isn't gonna end well.
good start
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>bunting after a leadoff double
Abroo pls
Is that some Moshidora
>abrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>another 7 innings of no ERs (it's retarded they didn't score that an error)
BIG GAME is the best pitcher on the team, and Q is the worst. What did they mean by this?
OHH FUCK YES
that wasn't an error
AVIHITS
AVIHITS
wat
So will Avi win MVP when he finishes the year hitting .450 even though the team will have 95+ losses?
PUT DAT SHIT ON THE BOARD
AVI PUTTING THE TEAM ON HIS BACK
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Flip or keep for the rebuild if this happens?
>AVI
>PUTTING THE TEAM ON HIS BACK
Never thought I'd see this happen
Are we overdue for a
>nurse?
if they can trade him for any sort of return I'd do it in a heartbeat
that was a strike
If the Sox take a shit during May, maybe he'll actually get traded away.
who knows
One more.
Oh god that image
what the fuck is a sox?
and why are there two colors of it?
winnah
Back over .500
This tanking is odd
Q is the only one who got the memo, rest of the team letting him down as usual
and dis shit is ovah
kekd and cried
Onto the bulls
Avi is still only 25. If (And this is a big if) he actually figured something out and might reach his potential hes somebody you would want to keep around.
nah fuck him, we have too many players who should only be DHs already, abroo needs to move to DH next season. he sucks too though now
also doesn't avi only have a couple seasons left of control
Don't forget about Avi's "defense" though.