OFFICIAL CHICAGO WHITE SOX @ MINNESOTA TWINS GAMETHREAD

Rubber match today.

Shields vs Santiago (oh hello again)

First pitch 3:10PM CST. Here's to another ded thread today.

one of these games the white sox have to go full meme with leury or salad. both of them could conceivably play every position, especially Salad since he's the emergency catcher, they should do it.

I also want to see leury the emergency pitcher pitching to salad the emergency catcher.

Can't be any more American than that.

Happy Easter dudes

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oh shit it's easter, gotta get to the store early tomorrow to buy after easter sale starburst jellybeans before they're gone

May is terrible, he's not getting unlucky or anything he's just striking out or grounding out weakly, he might actually never get a hit

Keep swinging at everything Smith, fucking dumbass.

Still scoreless after 4. It's a miracle.

Oh boy

>sox give up another inside the park home run

No way..

Same to you

Will he go over/under the Mendoza Line?

>can't even lay down a bunt

at least he battled in that at bat, I guess

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>cy Santiago
No surprise there

>cy shields
Wat

Well at least he got on base.

>avihits

>inb4 gidp

trips confirm avi got a hit

That works Davidson. Tie game!

Tie game, neato

Satan pls

The fuck was the point of PHing there?

imagine if avi and davidson weren't overachieving, the team would be hitting like .150

Which actually sounds about right.

>tie the game up
>put in Kahnle
When is it too obvious that we're tanking?

kahnle has been pretty good since the 2nd half last seaon

>Breaking News: White Six Sign Ronald Bellisario to a 1 year contract

He has a bit extra on his fastball this season also

the bullpen as a whole looks pretty good, far better than average for a team that is supposedly tanking

NOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo

>twinks

Seth Beer tho

is May even capable of making solid contact?

>muh beer

Jones has been the shakiest sox reliever so far, let's see if he doesn't miss his spots by 3 feet today

Walk off imminent

>Q has been the worst starter
>Jones the worst reliever

wew, these are supposed to be the best guys respectively. and nurse I guess

woah, almost nailed him. that was a quick pitch also, probably don't want to do that again

Let's sign Linebrink again..

It comes with age. They aren't getting any younger.

Or downs

And freeeee baseball

Yay?

Free Baseball....fuck this probably isn't gonna end well.

good start

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>bunting after a leadoff double

Abroo pls

Is that some Moshidora

>abrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>another 7 innings of no ERs (it's retarded they didn't score that an error)

BIG GAME is the best pitcher on the team, and Q is the worst. What did they mean by this?

OHH FUCK YES

that wasn't an error

AVIHITS

AVIHITS

wat

So will Avi win MVP when he finishes the year hitting .450 even though the team will have 95+ losses?

PUT DAT SHIT ON THE BOARD
AVI PUTTING THE TEAM ON HIS BACK

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Flip or keep for the rebuild if this happens?

>AVI
>PUTTING THE TEAM ON HIS BACK
Never thought I'd see this happen

Are we overdue for a
>nurse?

if they can trade him for any sort of return I'd do it in a heartbeat

that was a strike

If the Sox take a shit during May, maybe he'll actually get traded away.

who knows

One more.

Oh god that image

what the fuck is a sox?
and why are there two colors of it?

winnah

Back over .500

This tanking is odd

Q is the only one who got the memo, rest of the team letting him down as usual

and dis shit is ovah

kekd and cried

Onto the bulls

Avi is still only 25. If (And this is a big if) he actually figured something out and might reach his potential hes somebody you would want to keep around.

nah fuck him, we have too many players who should only be DHs already, abroo needs to move to DH next season. he sucks too though now

also doesn't avi only have a couple seasons left of control

Don't forget about Avi's "defense" though.