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/hoc/ crawshit edition
>mild
on time. impressive.
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>canadian goaltending
shit edition
unlike Crawford's reflexes
>a frog
now it makes sense
Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild
>rags
>goaler
Do you think Lundquist secretly has a crush on Price?
>secretly
Lundqvist wants Price to do this to him
i love to suck girldick and watch hockey baby woo go rangers go
Case in point, I didn't even notice it hit bump limit
""""Him"""""
What did he mean by this?
kek
>0-6
Is this the end of the Reddithawks???
>people actually fell for the tortellini meme
last year was
Laugh SO HARD at the wild with me /hoc/
please tell me someone screencapped those kids on NBC
i'm too busy laughing SO HARD at the "championship caliber" reddithawks having fewer points AS A TEAM than pekka FUCKING rinne
go discuss cuckporn fetisch somewhere else
>Calgayry
What team falls for the Boudreau meme this summer?
wow how inventive
did you come up with that yourself
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Laughing SO HARD at any team experiencing unfortunate circumstances
>Cow gravy
That is also SO HARD worthy but minnesota is the orignal
>Gal? Nay, ree.
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>""his"" team is down 2-0
kekity kek kek
no it's not. you must be pretty new
>his team isn't up 2-0
came up with it last night when you and your team were getting pozzed faggot lmao
minnesota wasn't relevant enough to evoke hard laughter when this meme was invented
You know I heard they recently decided to add more HOPs to it
>be me
>watching late knight hokkie
>cowfuckers look like might have a chance to win in analslime since wwii
>cucked by their own skate
my sides whent orbiting
Not sure how they didn't win because the Ducks were playing like dogshit lmao
Only in the 2nd period desu
football game is divided into 2 portions
>a half
apehoop game is divided into 4
>a quarter
hockey game is divided into 3
>not "a third"
wtf canada?
that would make the last period the "third third"
finland is divided by russia
>karelia
wtf finland?
>tfw i have a milan lucic nose
>welcome back to the second third here in the excel energy center
dude you should see a surgeon about that
That's a big nose
What was this expression meant to convey?
>hockey game is divided into 3
what about OT??????
no im gonna keep it an remain an uggo habs fan
overthird
goo goo ga ga
fugggg DDDD:
>First Third
>Second Third
>Third Third
>Other Third
fuck off craig
Tell me about this player.
>Finnish goaltender Pekka Rinne has more playoff points this season than every player on the Chicago Blackhawks combined
bust
rich famous daddies boy
attitude issues
will never make it in nhl
bust
not part of the golden generation
>sami kapanen's grandchild now scores in the playoffs
really makes you think
I still remember last year when Shorks exposed the Pekka and Bloos BTFO Dallas in the final play off games.
It was absolutely glorious
you mean hannu kapanen?
>both game 7s
>both utter blowouts
was fuckin great
That was Weber's fault not Pekka's.
yes
It was nice of the Caps to give trana a pity win last night but they won't win another game
so what id be fellas
mustard
or ketchup
kepsutti
feeliks of course
mild getting memed on
Laughing SO HARD
>The city of the state of hockey
I can tell your low IQ based on your condiment choices
t. rantahurri
I can tell your low IQ based on the fact that you aren't a rantahurri
t: espoolainen
t: oululainen
*blocks your path*
>the color of this microphone from year 2016
Why did this guy become a meme? Normie humor is so hard to understand
Got me.
got me too tbqh
is this the most patrician pp setup?
>2 below the goal line
how many shorties are you planning on giving up?
0 cuz we'll score every tiem
>Swedish """"""""delicacies"""""""""
that's not arab semen
This bald fuck comes up to you and takes your pen and writes all over your paper.
What do you do?
why does he wear the visor
>le ebin dart man xDDDD
yes we know its all the talk of reddit today. how about you go back there fucko?
B U L J U
U
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U
Diamond for talent (McDavid, Crosby, etc)
Umbrella for grit grinders (Simmonds, Wheeler, etc)
Kalles kaviar is god tier though
How would you know that unless you went on Reddit too?
Both of you go back, faggots
>getting mad
>at memes
look I'm sorry your team lost mate but no amount of anger will change that
HAPPENING
"Oh, S-sorry" and slouch my shoulders
fake as fuck
obviously fake