What's up, Sup Forums. I'm in prison serving a 40 year sentence for aggravated rape...

what's up, Sup Forums. I'm in prison serving a 40 year sentence for aggravated rape. I rat on everyone whenever possible, I'm flamboyantly gay, and I like to fuck kiddies. Ask me anything, bitch

kill yourself faggot, this is so fake caitlyn jenners pussy is more real than this story

Kill yourself fgt

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no its real

congradulations you just became my e-bitch. post a pic of ur asshole bitch hurry up

Have you ever seen a ghost?

Damn can't argue with that

what was the first word you ever said?

Full name? Location?

Is sex in prison good?

scat
Whet Fahrts
san quentin correctional
no but when i do cums on my wall it looks kinda like a little load ghost

have you accepted the lord jesus christ as your savior?

its pretty much just one big gay fuck fest. we're all still straight, but a juicy asshole is a juicy asshole... ive taken more loads than you would beleive
yes

>director knows me from the outs
>doesn't want me in his prison
>I get transferred to a prison up north
>have to get psyche assessment for predisposition report for another set of charges then what I'm in for
>small prison doubles up pc with its bug ward
>I'm on a unit with insane retards, and also skinners and rats and pieces of shit
>rat smells weed in the washroom
>gets the entire unit shut down when my mom had driven 6 hours to see me
>the moment our doors open the next day I run at him and smash his head into a brick wall and then I toss him over the railing
>he hits the railing around the common area which is slightly elevated up from the first tier of cells
>basically becomes a human slinky bouncing off of railings
>shattered his collarbone among other things
>the prison investigates
>the retarded caseworker in charge decides that because I am related to two people in a bike gang, that bike gang sent me to fuck up the rat in pc
>get street charges, concurrent sentence to what I am already in for, so effectively no punishment at all
>years later when I am released, my parole stipulated a complete non-association clause with anybody involved in this bike gang
>names my cousins by name as people I can't associate with
>I don't actually like them, they won't breach anybody's parole so this keeps them away from me and they can't drink my booze or mess up my house
>I pretended it was still active years after it expired
>so thankful I smashed that goof

God lets us hurt you for free.

When I did time, and if I do time again (when I get sentenced Jan 25), I would be happy if I had a phone and Sup Forums to browse. I'd never leave my cell.

They should sell it on commissary

i would make you my bitch, and you are now my online e-bitch
in case anyone is wondering, i got an ipod with mobile data because one of the CO's is this hot bitch and i gave her my a1 cockmeat and she was so smittin she smuggled anipod for me in her pussy

iPad* that is

I got into prostate stimulation when I was about 11 years old and really liked it, if you had found me at that age and fucked me in the as do you think I would have become gay?

Must have a large vagina

Kek. Lost.

How is wifi in prison

as gay as the dick is long my small friend. too bad I didn't get to hunt you down and fuck you when you were a kid bro

Is this a typical day

true story, I plan on self-fucking when time travel is invented... I bet I could keep the secret of a magical time-man, so it wouldn't disrupt the timeline

pretty much, but instead of a blow up doll its just a sandwich or a bowl of soup im plowing. also my penis and my ass are reversed so the technique is a little different

I know that stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood and that only a fool would take anything posted here as a fact, but fucking Christ, you could have at least made this retarded gay thread more convincing.

Kill yourself, OP. Fuck you and your cancerous thread.

congrats you just became my third e-bitch today. give me all your e-snacks, bitch

i just did an pushup and my backs sore

itt:
same faggot who "boasted" it's pathetically cringe-worthy world of catfishing girls to get them to delete their fakebooks,or whatever.
now we have user 12354 in lock-up, on the internet, *yawn*.
you sociology students reeaaallllyyyyy need to up the game.

how are you still alive?
you'd think all the people you ratted on would have retaliated on you