/mlb/ general - Poo Holes edition

DET:Miguel Cabrera pulled with injury on Sunday
ATL:Flowers leaves game with apparent leg injury
TOR:Happ removed from start with apparent injury
LA:Forsythe (hamstring) expected back Monday
HOU:Carlos Correa (hand) expects to return Mon.
OAK:Astros and A's postponed Sunday due to rain
OAK:Marcus Semien undergoing CT scan on wrist
MIN:Dozier (knee) returns to Twins lineup Sunday
CWS:Todd Frazier (flu) out of lineup again Sunday
LA:LAD activate Rich Hill (hand) for Sun. start
OAK:Marcus Semien (wrist) lands on disabled list
BAL:Orioles place Zach Britton (forearm) on DL

Royals

>Nads

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Who can stop us?

>rags

Baltimore Orioles

Trey "AL ROTY" Mancini

in b4 Mariners anime guy and.......
Fuck

brewers are elite sub-edition

who wants donaldson

>gib closer nao, goddammmit.

>not having a retractable roof causing baseball to be postponed.

this is cutch's wife. you mad whiteboi?

MARINERS!

cutch seem like a good guy

I thought you guys had an elite bullpen? Kek

I never said that. It's been a glaring weakness all off season.

>Windians

did someone ask about a good closer with 3 years of cheap control left

April is always the worst month

At least stay .500, fucks

Sold.

I think if we combine all the bullpens of the NL Least we might be able to match the Dodgers pen

He looks like an African drug lord

I'm not so sure about that. The Nats is a dumpster fire.

>Angels finally get a good starting pitching performance
>Score zero runs

>only runs given up were from a long ball, five Ks and only 4 hits

He did pretty well. Don't be so bitter about Indians.

BASES LOADED NO OUTS IN BOYSTOWN

b-b-but we didnt even agree on what you're giving up

wait a minute you cant do this

>4 game series against the T___s

I'll give you the corpse of Ryan Zimmerman.

ONE-ONE BASES STILL LOADED STILL NO OUTS

the tWINS have a winning record

>mfw

He's not knocking the Twins, leaf.

if you agree to take martins contract you've unironically got a deal

>bloop RBI singles

Love it

Neris for your two best prospects

>cubs
>all these contending teams with bullpen troubles

What if I hit a walk off bomb?

CAN'T WAKE UP

>What if I just hit a walk-off bomb?

what if i just hit a walk off bomb?

Guy is a madman. GG nats

>when you hit the walk off bomb

Saw that coming.

FUCK YOU LILLIES YOU FUCKING SUCK FUCK OFF YOU BETA PIECES OF SHIT

I had a feeling Harper was gonna walkoff today

Who needs a closer when you have Bruce "Overlord" Hooper?

nice memes

Why can't you just score runs against the shitty marlels

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

generals are so autistic seriously

NATS WIN NATS WIN NATS WIN

Rich Hill is fucking panicking

Nah /mlb/ is comf

Thanks, PhilsBro. Maybe we'll call up Gurthrie for out next series.

>getting swept by the Pirates at home
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

That mets logo is fucking atrocious.

1STROS

What happened to Miggy?

ded, fastball to head

back tightness. Nothing major.

>NL East relief pitching

How's 3rd place feel?

>.500

Joe Ross is back right. Hopefully we got Nola or VV against him.

>tigers bullpen didn't shit the bed for once

...

Though it must be pointed it out, no matter what Bryce is doing on the plate, the Nationals' bullpen is still a band of immense fuck-ups. Gio was pitching a great game, but then....

>mfw royals sweep

>yfw the jays are 2-10

fucking lol

we can only score runs against the lillies

...

Maybe 2018 will be better.

The madman really did it

keked by KC yet again

probably my fault for thinking this series was 3 free wins going in

Same old story. Harper could hit 80 home runs and Scherzer could get 4300 Ks but the bullpen will still blow games.

>Pirates should easily be 6 games under .500
>Now they're back to .500

Another Chicago fire when?

jesus christ lillies you had literally one job

I don't think that they've called him up yet, but they will. Lots of off days so far.

>mest bullpen
>lillies bullpen

Will >we ever be good again?

Damn gg no re

what did they mean by this?

What did this tripfag mean by this?

THREE TO ONE PIRATES
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>tardinals in the basement

KEK

Thanks for giving us barfs some free wins. Once we are done with the series I hope you win 94 games.

Muh dick is hard.

There are 4374 outs in a season.

y-you too

>yfw Pierats cuck the Cubicles out of the postseason initiating the 216 year curse

>what are extra innings

Riddle me this, Jew York

Where is that autistic reds fan that always makes threads laughing at the methinals? I miss those threads.

Why does Kris Bryant look like such a faggy fembot

End divisional play

>we face phillies at home this week

Okay not too bad actually
This should be good for us

"no"

Because xe is. Trying to prove that xhey can play too, but once xe gets exposed for PED use it'll come tumbling down.

sup DG